Cringe-worthy lyrics

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Yeah, that "Love At Full Volume" is pretty cheesy, but "Better than Pot, Jesus Rocks" is still the champeen in my book.

Especially when they follow that lyric up with this line...

"Smoke on His love, beeeeeeeee-lieve!!!"

... Laughing very hard

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Fat Freddy wrote:: Yeah, that "Love At Full Volume" is pretty cheesy, but "Better than Pot, Jesus Rocks" is still the champeen in my book.

Especially when they follow that lyric up with this line...

"Smoke on His love, beeeeeeeee-lieve!!!"

...

I forgot about that line.... yeah, those lyrics win

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"Smoke On His Love"? Hmmmmm, that's not only moronic but a bit suspect I think...
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"Well we all got hearts made of metal
and our blood's like molten rock
and if I don't hear the sound of me-tal
I'll go into shock!"

MANOWAR - "Metal Daze"

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Manowar should just be honorably excluded from this thread... I think every song they've ever released has cringe-worthy lyrics.

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S.D. wrote:: "Smoke On His Love"? Hmmmmm, that's not only moronic but a bit suspect I think...

Sounds like a Mentors lyric. "YEASH! Smoke on MY love, baby!"

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Gimme fuel
Gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire

Or something a little more current...

Suck on the barrel
Suck on the barrel
Suck...suck till it's dry

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MetalGuy71 wrote:: Gimme fuel
Gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire

Or something a little more current...

Suck on the barrel
Suck on the barrel
Suck...suck till it's dry

I am the table........

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thejokeriv wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:: Gimme fuel
Gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire

Or something a little more current...

Suck on the barrel
Suck on the barrel
Suck...suck till it's dry

I am the table........

Hate is a train!!!

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From Danger Danger's Naughty Naughty:

"That dress you're wearin makes you look so cute/but girl you'd look better in your birthday suit". I refuse to believe that Ted Poley sang that with a straight face.

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We'll burn rubber 'til your heels fall off And then some, honey (then some, honey)
I'll slide on home, baby don't you cry And when I'm done I'll hang you out to dry
STEELHEART - LOVE 'EM AND I'M GONE

One girl ain’t enuff for me
I think I’ll play with two
Stack’em up like pancakes
Flip’em over when I’m through
DANGER DANGER - Horny S.O.B.

Oh the lady is cool and she's breaking the rules
If only looks could kill, she'd be killing me
Guilty, murder one in the first degree
FIREHOUSE- Oughta be a Law

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Baby, let's put the X in sex
Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex
Baby, let's put the X in sex
Keep it undercover, baby, let me be your private eye
KISS - LET'S PUT THE X IN SEX

Well I licked her clean from head to toe
I took her down for the count
And she was ready for more
And you know she's got a dirty little mind
The way she walks
The way she grooves
I got to strap her down to keep up with her moves
she's got a dirty little mind
JACKYL - Dirty Little Mind

And don't forget...

ROCK ME ROLL ME JACKYL ME OFF!!!! - Jesse James Dupree

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In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth
When the land was swamp and caves were home
In an age when prize possession was fire
To search for landscapes men would roam.

From Iron Maiden's Quest for Fire. I'm sorry but dinosaurs and humans didn't co-exist. Was Steve Harris thinking of The Flintstones when he wrote this song?

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sheets wrote:: In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth
When the land was swamp and caves were home
In an age when prize possession was fire
To search for landscapes men would roam.

From Iron Maiden's Quest for Fire. I'm sorry but dinosaurs and humans didn't co-exist. Was Steve Harris thinking of The Flintstones when he wrote this song?

Its actually based on the book 'Clan of the Cave Bear' by Jean M Auel later made into some horrid movie starring Darryl Hanna

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MetalGuy71 wrote:: Gimme fuel
Gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire

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"There ain't no speed limit where I come from... let's hit the HIGH-way doin' SIXTY-NINE!" - KISS, "Under the Gun"

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I'm suddenly twice my size, my pants are all wet inside ~ Alice Cooper, Nurse Rozetta

When we cum, it taste just like a milkshake. Have a milkshake all night long ~ Starz, Boys in Action

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"I can't go downtown much cuz all the workin' girl butts y'know they really make my woody happy... but in the night clubs and such all the corner sluts just might make my waistband go snappy!" -- Dangerous Toys, "Sport'n a Woody"

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Fat Freddy wrote:: "I can't go downtown much cuz all the workin' girl butts y'know they really make my woody happy... but in the night clubs and such all the corner sluts just might make my waistband go snappy!" -- Dangerous Toys, "Sport'n a Woody"

Wow!!! I think we have a winner

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sheets wrote:: From Iron Maiden's Quest for Fire. I'm sorry but dinosaurs and humans didn't co-exist. Was Steve Harris thinking of The Flintstones when he wrote this song?

Maybe he was a forerunner of the Creationist (utter morons) movement.

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S.D. wrote:

sheets wrote:: From Iron Maiden's Quest for Fire. I'm sorry but dinosaurs and humans didn't co-exist. Was Steve Harris thinking of The Flintstones when he wrote this song?

Maybe he was a forerunner of the Creationist (utter morons) movement.

I thought it was about a movie or something...

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Shawn Of Fire wrote:

S.D. wrote:

sheets wrote:: From Iron Maiden's Quest for Fire. I'm sorry but dinosaurs and humans didn't co-exist. Was Steve Harris thinking of The Flintstones when he wrote this song?

Maybe he was a forerunner of the Creationist (utter morons) movement.

I thought it was about a movie or something...

It is, see Manny's post above. I was just taking an opportunity to lampoon Creationists...an incredibly easy target too.

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Three pages and no mentions of "Jesus Christ is the lover of your sooouul"?

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TheGreatDuck wrote:: Three pages and no mentions of "Jesus Christ is the lover of your sooouul"?

"aaaaaand heeeeeeee WANTS to give you all you neeeeeeeeeed!" ... ugh.

Actually, the Stryper track that makes me cringe most of all is that damned "Sing Along Song." I swear I break out in hives when they bust into that "WHOA-OH-OH, WHOOOOOAAAAA-OHHH, LAAAAA LAAAAAA" refrain.

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Fat Freddy wrote:

TheGreatDuck wrote:: Three pages and no mentions of "Jesus Christ is the lover of your sooouul"?

"aaaaaand heeeeeeee WANTS to give you all you neeeeeeeeeed!" ... ugh.

Actually, the Stryper track that makes me cringe most of all is that damned "Sing Along Song." I swear I break out in hives when they bust into that "WHOA-OH-OH, WHOOOOOAAAAA-OHHH, LAAAAA LAAAAAA" refrain.

No joke!! I wish they would stop playing it live!!!!!

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