Cringe-worthy lyrics

thejokeriv wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

TheGreatDuck wrote:

Three pages and no mentions of "Jesus Christ is the lover of your sooouul"?

"aaaaaand heeeeeeee WANTS to give you all you neeeeeeeeeed!" ... ugh.

Actually, the Stryper track that makes me cringe most of all is that damned "Sing Along Song." I swear I break out in hives when they bust into that "WHOA-OH-OH, WHOOOOOAAAAA-OHHH, LAAAAA LAAAAAA" refrain.

No joke!! I wish they would stop playing it live!!!!!

They still do that song? Good Lord. If I were at a Stryper gig and they busted into that thing I'd throw something at the stage.

Fat Freddy wrote:

They still do that song? Good Lord. If I were at a Stryper gig and they busted into that thing I'd throw something at the stage.

Throw a bible at them.

S.D. wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

They still do that song? Good Lord. If I were at a Stryper gig and they busted into that thing I'd throw something at the stage.

Throw a bible at them.

I was thinking more along the lines of a brick.

"C'mon everybody, sing along! Whoooaaaaa-ohhhhh-oooohhh... (CLUNK) DUDE! WHAT THE @#$%!!!?"

S.D. wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

They still do that song? Good Lord. If I were at a Stryper gig and they busted into that thing I'd throw something at the stage.

Throw a bible at them.

That's so "tolerant" of you.

Fat Freddy wrote:

thejokeriv wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

TheGreatDuck wrote:

Three pages and no mentions of "Jesus Christ is the lover of your sooouul"?

"aaaaaand heeeeeeee WANTS to give you all you neeeeeeeeeed!" ... ugh.

Actually, the Stryper track that makes me cringe most of all is that damned "Sing Along Song." I swear I break out in hives when they bust into that "WHOA-OH-OH, WHOOOOOAAAAA-OHHH, LAAAAA LAAAAAA" refrain.

No joke!! I wish they would stop playing it live!!!!!

They still do that song? Good Lord. If I were at a Stryper gig and they busted into that thing I'd throw something at the stage.

I think they opened with it on the last tour, and I loved every second of it!

La-la-la-la-la-laiaha-na-naaah!

kmorg wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

thejokeriv wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

TheGreatDuck wrote:

Three pages and no mentions of "Jesus Christ is the lover of your sooouul"?

"aaaaaand heeeeeeee WANTS to give you all you neeeeeeeeeed!" ... ugh.

Actually, the Stryper track that makes me cringe most of all is that damned "Sing Along Song." I swear I break out in hives when they bust into that "WHOA-OH-OH, WHOOOOOAAAAA-OHHH, LAAAAA LAAAAAA" refrain.

No joke!! I wish they would stop playing it live!!!!!

They still do that song? Good Lord. If I were at a Stryper gig and they busted into that thing I'd throw something at the stage.

I think they opened with it on the last tour, and I loved every second of it!

La-la-la-la-la-laiaha-na-naaah!

Oh know, you're one of them! I don't even KNOW you!

kmorg wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

thejokeriv wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

TheGreatDuck wrote:

Three pages and no mentions of "Jesus Christ is the lover of your sooouul"?

"aaaaaand heeeeeeee WANTS to give you all you neeeeeeeeeed!" ... ugh.

Actually, the Stryper track that makes me cringe most of all is that damned "Sing Along Song." I swear I break out in hives when they bust into that "WHOA-OH-OH, WHOOOOOAAAAA-OHHH, LAAAAA LAAAAAA" refrain.

No joke!! I wish they would stop playing it live!!!!!

They still do that song? Good Lord. If I were at a Stryper gig and they busted into that thing I'd throw something at the stage.

I think they opened with it on the last tour, and I loved every second of it!

La-la-la-la-la-laiaha-na-naaah!

Correct - they did! I was patiently waiting for it to be over so they could start playing good songs! LOL!!!!

T-Roy wrote:

S.D. wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

They still do that song? Good Lord. If I were at a Stryper gig and they busted into that thing I'd throw something at the stage.

Throw a bible at them.

That's so "tolerant" of you.

Have you ever been to a Stryper show? I have. They throw bibles out into the audience, I just suggested giving one back.

Megadeth are known for some of the most thought provoking lyrics out there, with songs like Hangar 18, Holy Wars, Peace Sells, and this chestnut:

Imagine you were at my station
And you brought your motor to me
Your a burner yeah a real motor car
Said you wanna get your order filled
Made me shiver when I put it in
Pumping just won't do ya know luckily for you
Who ever though you'd be better
At turning a screw than me
I do it for my life
Made my drive shaft crank
Made my pistons bulge
Made my ball bearings melt from the heat
We were shifting hard when we took off
Put tonight all four on the floor
When we hit top end ya know it feels too slow
I'm giving you my room service
And ya know it's more than enough
Oh one more time ya know I'm in love

Impellitteri-United We Stand

We ain't gonna live in fear
We're men of God and American
United we stand hand in hand
And when I touch the stars
I feel alive in the land of pride
I pledge allegiance to the flag of America

From Mayhem's "Deathcrush":
"The Barbeque has just begun"

Somehow, BBQs dont sound very black metal to me. And in the more disturbing category, from Roxy Blue's "Rob The Cradle":

"Let this be our secret girl, yeah thats what i told her, cuz i need it now, and i cant wait till your older"



I sure HOPE this song isnt autobiographical!

metalhead777 wrote:

Impellitteri-United We Stand

We ain't gonna live in fear
We're men of God and American
United we stand hand in hand
And when I touch the stars
I feel alive in the land of pride
I pledge allegiance to the flag of America

Ted Nugent would be proud.

Bumping as i just discovered a song by George Lynch (but sung by mandy lion) called "The Beast", with this charming intro:

"I AM THE WORLDS FIRST FULL BLOWN HOMICIDAL LOVER! I MAKE LOVE, TILL SOMEONE DIES"

In honor of Adam Youch...

"I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a whiffle ball bat"

–Paul Revere by Beastie Boys

How about this uh "gem" from Grim Reaper:

This lady in black came to me and she said,
Would you like to come home to my room?
I resisted all temptation, but I took her invitation,
I hope that she don't make me fall too soon

She said "Suck it and see"
It was all new to me,
All in a young child's dream
She said "Suck it and see"
Can't be happening to me,
But it's good if you know what I mean
Suck it and see

I'm lying in her arms, taking all her charms,
She took my heart and burned it to the core,
Taking all she could teach, 'cause it was in my reach,
I just wanted more and more and more

She said "Suck it and see"
It was all new to me,
All in a young child's dream
She said "Suck it and see"
Can't be happening to me,
But it's good if you know what I mean
Suck it and see

She said "Suck it and see"
It was all new to me,
All in a young child's dream
She said "Suck it and see"
Can't be happening to me,
But it's good if you know what I mean
Suck it and see

Annihilator - "Sexecution"

I've heard a lot about you
and I've heard all about your disease
well they say you're an animal
with a rabid desire to please
I'm on the hunt, you're on the prowl
do you wanna do the time
come on, we've got nothing to lose
let's commit the crime
I want your flesh

DeathCult wrote:

How about this uh "gem" from Grim Reaper:

This lady in black came to me and she said,
Would you like to come home to my room?
I resisted all temptation, but I took her invitation,
I hope that she don't make me fall too soon

She said "Suck it and see"
It was all new to me,
All in a young child's dream
She said "Suck it and see"
Can't be happening to me,
But it's good if you know what I mean
Suck it and see

I'm lying in her arms, taking all her charms,
She took my heart and burned it to the core,
Taking all she could teach, 'cause it was in my reach,
I just wanted more and more and more

She said "Suck it and see"
It was all new to me,
All in a young child's dream
She said "Suck it and see"
Can't be happening to me,
But it's good if you know what I mean
Suck it and see

She said "Suck it and see"
It was all new to me,
All in a young child's dream
She said "Suck it and see"
Can't be happening to me,
But it's good if you know what I mean
Suck it and see

I think we've got a winner, folks!!

"Kiss me, If you miss me, but don't mess up my hair"

Legs Diamond

Fat Freddy wrote:

thejokeriv wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

TheGreatDuck wrote:

Three pages and no mentions of "Jesus Christ is the lover of your sooouul"?

"aaaaaand heeeeeeee WANTS to give you all you neeeeeeeeeed!" ... ugh.

Actually, the Stryper track that makes me cringe most of all is that damned "Sing Along Song." I swear I break out in hives when they bust into that "WHOA-OH-OH, WHOOOOOAAAAA-OHHH, LAAAAA LAAAAAA" refrain.

No joke!! I wish they would stop playing it live!!!!!

They still do that song? Good Lord. If I were at a Stryper gig and they busted into that thing I'd throw something at the stage.

Guess what song they opened with last weekend?

"Feel on fire but you're soaking wet
Stone cold crazy and almost dead
Hold tight, baby it's a Psychedelic Sex Reaction!
Pure raw sugar never tasted so sweet
Wild honey drippin' down between your knees
Hang tough, baby, it's a Psychedelic Sex Reaction!" -- Babylon A.D.

Hadley wrote:

Bumping as i just discovered a song by George Lynch (but sung by mandy lion) called "The Beast", with this charming intro:

"I AM THE WORLDS FIRST FULL BLOWN HOMICIDAL LOVER! I MAKE LOVE, TILL SOMEONE DIES"

That's paraphrasing a line by the Joker in the first "Batman" movie from '89. The Joker tells Vicki Vale that he's "the first full blown homicidal artist. I make art till someone dies."

"Blasphemer...
Rites of death, Return to Hell
I am Satan's child, attack you with Spell

I turn the cross upside down
and read Satanic Bible with f***ing grown
my life begins at midnight twelve
masturbate to kill myself"

- Sodom, 'Blasphemer'


"In this day and time of metal magic
We need rock and roll
We need PANTERA!
I didn't wanna touch you, since we were both sixteen
Didn't wanna take you down, and show you what love means
Now is the time, this is the place
Get ready to take a chance
We don't have a minute to waste
Ride my rocket
Wear me out
Ride my rocket
Make me twist and shout
Ride my rocket
Give me all of your love
Ride my rocket
I just can't get enough"

- Pantera, "Ride My Rocket"

We have this lyrical...uh..."gem" from Soulfly:
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/soulfly/jumpdafuckup_20128057.html

Saxon are legends but this one, Crime of Passion, is out of the Spinal Tap songbook:

"You're just a crime of passion you're guilty of dragging me in
You're just a crime of passion I'm guilty a fool for your sin

You are the one you load my gun
I'm gonna shoot on sight
Don't make a sound I'm going down
I'll stay until you come
I can't put out my fire you've got what I desire
Just give it up to me what I want is what I see

You're just a crime of passion you're guilty I'm turning you in
You're just a crime of passion I'm guilty of living in sin"

"I will lick you of the feets 'til the head
Making you fell (sic) torrential orgasms"

-- Sarcofago, "Ready To F*** (All the B*tches)"

The rest of the lyrics are equally hilarious (mostly due to the language barrier), but those are the only ones that are even semi-printable.