Does anyone suck?

i think this video sums up this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9ugjl69wBc

you(r) (fallopian) tube(s) suck

DRIVING IN WINTER WEATHER SUCKS!!

My car went into a skid on a slick patch of road this AM, did a 180 and wound up on the shoulder on the other side of the road. Thankfully there was no damage to myself or to my vehicle but that was a pretty scary experience.

Fat Freddy wrote:

DRIVING IN WINTER WEATHER SUCKS!!

My car went into a skid on a slick patch of road this AM, did a 180 and wound up on the shoulder on the other side of the road. Thankfully there was no damage to myself or to my vehicle but that was a pretty scary experience.

This is the reason I am glad I don't live up north any longer.

spectrefate wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

DRIVING IN WINTER WEATHER SUCKS!!

My car went into a skid on a slick patch of road this AM, did a 180 and wound up on the shoulder on the other side of the road. Thankfully there was no damage to myself or to my vehicle but that was a pretty scary experience.

This is the reason I am glad I don't live up north any longer.

Yea, no kiddin'. Even better, even though several passing cars witnessed my little spin-trick, not ONE of them bothered to stop and ask me if I was all right when I got outta my car. Gotta love New F'n Jersey...

Fat Freddy wrote:

DRIVING IN WINTER WEATHER SUCKS!!

My car went into a skid on a slick patch of road this AM, did a 180 and wound up on the shoulder on the other side of the road. Thankfully there was no damage to myself or to my vehicle but that was a pretty scary experience.

Last night while coming home from work, I put the car in park and sat for a solid half hour on I-95 while they cleared up a massive accident. By my count, I saw 10 cars on the side of the road that were banged up and that doesn't include the ones that were already towed away. A normal 30 minute commute turned into an hour and 45 minutes. That SUCKS!!

not receiving any goodies in the mail REALLY SUX

This is the funniest post I have ever read!!!



But, then again, I suck so what do I know?

The "What song are you listening to" thread sucks donkey dicks.

la la la....

spectrefate wrote:

The "What song are you listening to" thread sucks donkey dicks.

Yeah, it kind of does.

Drudkh blows, or at least 'Blood in Our Wells' and 'Songs of Grief and Solitude'. Just because nature-esque themes and reflective, droney songs have become popular in black metal they decide that this is ALL that they have to do, and put no songwriting effort in whatsoever.

I traded those albums for Slayer's God Hates Us All and Marilyn Manson's Mechanical Animals, so draw your opinions from that.

greetings:

I guess "everything" holds merit to somebody, someplace, sometime ? My thought process makes it difficult to say a band "sucks", really ! If it doesn't do anything for me, well it doesn't get listened to anymore. pretty simple concept.
This is very subjective and basicily is mere personal prefrence. I don't think that my labeling or assesment of a bands abilities or talent is ever gonna change the mind of one who digs what they are doing. Much less give me a "warm-fuzzy" feeling by giving an opinion that usually is only responded to in an arguementative manner. Life is too short and too precious to waste time discussing who or what "sucks". By the way, it is such a derogative term. So I can say IMHO (for whatever that is worth) saying "sucks"....."sucks"

having to clean my shower SUX!

Vordul wrote:

having to clean my shower SUX!

Yes! I cannot stand cleaning that thing.

I think not being able to sleep at night sucks. I've got the insomnia.

hey James B

Your post was excellent. But I just think ya gotta know that very little of this entire thread is to be taken literally or seriously. It was just started as an "Anti-Post" against all the "Your Fav", "This Rules", "Best Of", etc threads. We have a warped sense of humor around here. Just so ya have the correct perspective. Oh yeah, EVY, PIZZA HUT SUCKS!

Oh, I know. I've aquired a strong dislike for pretty much all pizza since I work around them 4 nights a week.

spectrefate wrote:

Black Sabbath with Ozzy is a snore-fest. Iommi's excellent guitar work is the only positive thing about the band pre-1980.

Ozzy has always been terrible. Jake E Lee made Ultimate Sin a good album, but that is his only listenable product.

Nightwish suck. In fact most of that symphonic bulls**t does. It couldn't be anymore formulaic. I think that most guys like them due to the fact that a rack is singing. She can't sing well.

Iced Earth is just an average band. Yep, it's true. There is nothing above par with them.

Dimebag Darrell is HIGHLY overrated. He wasn't better than a million other guitarists of his day. He just had better guitar effect pedals.

Peter Criss is the worst drummer i have ever seen in a major band. His high school marching band rolls get tiring after the 1st 10 seconds of his solo on Alive!

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I hate you so much

Schbopo wrote:

spectrefate wrote:

Black Sabbath with Ozzy is a snore-fest. Iommi's excellent guitar work is the only positive thing about the band pre-1980.

Ozzy has always been terrible. Jake E Lee made Ultimate Sin a good album, but that is his only listenable product.

Nightwish suck. In fact most of that symphonic bulls**t does. It couldn't be anymore formulaic. I think that most guys like them due to the fact that a rack is singing. She can't sing well.

Iced Earth is just an average band. Yep, it's true. There is nothing above par with them.

Dimebag Darrell is HIGHLY overrated. He wasn't better than a million other guitarists of his day. He just had better guitar effect pedals.

Peter Criss is the worst drummer i have ever seen in a major band. His high school marching band rolls get tiring after the 1st 10 seconds of his solo on Alive!

)

I hate you so much

Ouch! That is a bit harsh don't you think? I think Spec is so wrong on many accounts but I don't hate the guy. Gotta respect him for speaking his mind at least (even though he's out of it most of the time ).

Nickelback and Simple Plan are the worst bands in the history of music. They need to be sent to some deserted island where they can't bother anyone.

What's the worst thing about them is they're Canadian. They're giving my country a bad rep!

get_the_firehouse wrote:

Nickelback and Simple Plan are the worst bands in the history of music. They need to be sent to some deserted island where they can't bother anyone.

What's the worst thing about them is they're Canadian. They're giving my country a bad rep!

simple plan are quite terrible to my taste but i dont mind a bit of nickelback

* Please dont take any of this personally. Most of this is just my OPINIONS.

Metallica - Even their old stuff sucked. There were a million other thrash metal bands in the 80's that were way better that never got any attention and no one ever heard of. Same goes for Megadeth and Anthrax.

Pantera - One of the most overrated "metal" bands of all time. So what if Dimebag can play guitar and can make weird noises. Their music still sucked. Its like thrash except slower, softer, watered down, more commercial and accessible. They are about as metal as lamb of god or trivium. It sucks that Dime got shot and everything but there music just wasnt that good.

Black Sabbath and Ozzy - Soft and boring. Nothing special. Period.

Bands like Opeth, Nightwish, In Flames, Dark Tranquility, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, and all these other "progressive" "melodic" "symphonic" or "gothic" bands - Quit watering down extreme metal. pussies. And "technical death metal" sucks too because its not heavy or brutal at all. Saying technical death metal is like saying jewish nazi.

Burzum - Soft, slow, weak, depressive pussymusic that dosent sound evil or extreme at all but for some reason he calls it black metal. And the only reason for all of his hatred is jealosy and weakness. Same thing goes for all these other depressive suicidal bands. Euronymous will be avenged. and Darkthrone blows too and so do a lot of the of the other norweigen bands. Black metal started with bands like Sarcofago and Blasphemy. not in Norway.

Hair metal, Nu metal, metalcore, and other poser smurf poo - I shouldnt have to say anything here.

thrashdeathblackwar wrote:

* Please dont take any of this personally. Most of this is just my OPINIONS.

Metallica - Even their old stuff sucked. There were a million other thrash metal bands in the 80's that were way better that never got any attention and no one ever heard of. Same goes for Megadeth and Anthrax.

Pantera - One of the most overrated "metal" bands of all time. So what if Dimebag can play guitar and can make weird noises. Their music still sucked. Its like thrash except slower, softer, watered down, more commercial and accessible. They are about as metal as lamb of god or trivium. It sucks that Dime got shot and everything but there music just wasnt that good.

Black Sabbath and Ozzy - Soft and boring. Nothing special. Period.

Bands like Opeth, Nightwish, In Flames, Dark Tranquility, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, and all these other "progressive" "melodic" "symphonic" or "gothic" bands - Quit watering down extreme metal. pussies. And "technical death metal" sucks too because its not heavy or brutal at all. Saying technical death metal is like saying jewish nazi.

Burzum - Soft, slow, weak, depressive pussymusic that dosent sound evil or extreme at all but for some reason he calls it black metal. And the only reason for all of his hatred is jealosy and weakness. Same thing goes for all these other depressive suicidal bands. Euronymous will be avenged. and Darkthrone blows too and so do a lot of the of the other norweigen bands. Black metal started with bands like Sarcofago and Blasphemy. not in Norway.

Hair metal, Nu metal, metalcore, and other poser smurf poo - I shouldnt have to say anything here.

SOOO, what DO you like?

Being sick and having to cough up copious amounts of phlegm each morning SUCKS.

thrashdeathblackwar wrote:

Metallica - Even their old stuff sucked. There were a million other thrash metal bands in the 80's that were way better that never got any attention and no one ever heard of. Same goes for Megadeth and Anthrax.

Black Sabbath and Ozzy - Soft and boring. Nothing special. Period.

I think my heart just stopped beating.