TODAY I WATCHED (TV-series, Movies, Cinema Playlists) 2013

Puppy Bowl IX. Getting ready for the Kitten Halftime Show coming up next!

Hey, it's better than watching 6 hours of Ray Lewis worship.

OK Kitty Halftime Show is over, over to the Superbowl where I hope both teams destroy each other. I hate San Fran but I'm so sick of hearing about Ray Lewis that I've come to hate Baltimore too.

Just give us a decent game guys...

^^^ My kids are watching the Puppy Bowl right now. It's cute... for about ten minutes. Then I'm like "how long does this go on?"

Once they go to bed I don't know what I'll be watching but it won't be the Super Bowl.

Sometimes I think I'm the only heterosexual male in America who doesn't give a rat's ass about football. For everyone else this is like a national holiday, I'm just like "Meh, whatever."

The Super Bowl

Puppy Bowl used to be more fun when the late, great Harry Kallas (RIP) was calling it. He made it sound like an NFL Films highlight show.

The big game........ Quiet Riot in a car commercial already and Meat Loaf with M&M's

thejokeriv wrote:

The big game........ Quiet Riot in a car commercial already and Meat Loaf with M&M's

So far that M&Ms commercial is my favorite.

The sound effects on the GoDaddy one were just disgusting...

Guys you appear to be confused about what football actually is, so I thought I'd help you out.




I mean, come on! He's moved to your country to show you!!

tohostudios wrote:

thejokeriv wrote:

The big game........ Quiet Riot in a car commercial already and Meat Loaf with M&M's

So far that M&Ms commercial is my favorite.

The sound effects on the GoDaddy one were just disgusting...

so far none of them have been really interesting.

Boris2008 wrote:

Guys you appear to be confused about what football actually is, so I thought I'd help you out.




I mean, come on! He's moved to your country to show you!!

Ah yes, the world's cure for insomnia. The most boring sport on the planet. Let us know when a 0-0 final score becomes unacceptable and we MIGHT be interested, But I still doubt it...

tohostudios wrote:

Boris2008 wrote:

Guys you appear to be confused about what football actually is, so I thought I'd help you out.




I mean, come on! He's moved to your country to show you!!

Ah yes, the world's cure for insomnia. The most boring sport on the planet. Let us know when a 0-0 score becomes unacceptable and we MIGHT be interested, But I still doubt it...

you got that right. who wants to watch a game that no one scores?

exact33 wrote:

tohostudios wrote:

Boris2008 wrote:

Guys you appear to be confused about what football actually is, so I thought I'd help you out.




I mean, come on! He's moved to your country to show you!!

Ah yes, the world's cure for insomnia. The most boring sport on the planet. Let us know when a 0-0 score becomes unacceptable and we MIGHT be interested, But I still doubt it...

you got that right. who wants to watch a game that no one scores?

It's the official sport of the 3rd world!

I just can't get into soccer (football, futbol) - it just bores me.

And I 100% agree, I can't get into a game that ends in a 0 - 0 tie. It's too low scoring of a game for my tastes...... I prefer the version of soccer on ice, at least they score more and the bonus is you could witness a great fight!

exact33 wrote:

you got that right. who wants to watch a game that no one scores?

I'm an Arsenal fan and for the last couple of years our defence has been so bad that someone ALWAYS scores!!

Anyway I don't want to derail the thread (also, I'm just not going to win this one) so I'll beat a hasty retreat

S.D. wrote:

I don't think Paul was some kind of "pro-atheism" film, it was making fun of the overt fundamentalists which honestly...are good cannon fodder for comedy.

I guess we just interpret it differently. When God was mentioned, the character Paul would get all upset and say that there is on God, that he saw the world as it was formed and there was no divine hand guiding it. Basically saying people that believe in God are idiots or woefully misinformed. Paul would get pissed off at people mentioning God. Making fun of overt fundamentalists I can understand as many of my fellow Christians take it too far. Unlike some other believers I'm able to laugh at myself and some of the ridiculous things some Christians do (i.e. I am not that thin skinned), but as I saw it, the movie went beyond just mocking the overzealous ones and I wasn't able to enjoy it after it went that direction.

Boris2008 wrote:

exact33 wrote:

you got that right. who wants to watch a game that no one scores?

I'm an Arsenal fan and for the last couple of years our defence has been so bad that someone ALWAYS scores!!

Anyway I don't want to derail the thread (also, I'm just not going to win this one) so I'll beat a hasty retreat

No offense meant man. I just think Americans are so used to scoring that soccer will never catch on here until they change the rules. Now if they let the players tackle each other, you might have a winner. No wait, that would be just like our football...

tohostudios wrote:

Boris2008 wrote:

exact33 wrote:

you got that right. who wants to watch a game that no one scores?

I'm an Arsenal fan and for the last couple of years our defence has been so bad that someone ALWAYS scores!!

Anyway I don't want to derail the thread (also, I'm just not going to win this one) so I'll beat a hasty retreat

No offense meant man. I just think Americans are so used to scoring that soccer will never catch on here until they change the rules. Now if they let the players tackle each other, you might have a winner. No wait, that would be just like our football...

yep. I enjoy playing soccer but i cannot watch it.

exact33 wrote:

tohostudios wrote:

Boris2008 wrote:

exact33 wrote:

you got that right. who wants to watch a game that no one scores?

I'm an Arsenal fan and for the last couple of years our defence has been so bad that someone ALWAYS scores!!

Anyway I don't want to derail the thread (also, I'm just not going to win this one) so I'll beat a hasty retreat

No offense meant man. I just think Americans are so used to scoring that soccer will never catch on here until they change the rules. Now if they let the players tackle each other, you might have a winner. No wait, that would be just like our football...

yep. I enjoy playing soccer but i cannot watch it.

Everytime I think about soccer, I'm reminded of the King Of The Hill episode where Bobby is playing in a "progressive" soccer team (no scoring, everybody's a winner , protect their fragile egos crap). Hank is complaining about how soccer is not manly and he didn't want Bobby playing in it. I kept thinking that Hank should talk about how wimpy soccer is to a European or Central/South American and see what happens .

My new favorite SB commercial is the Sketchers one where the guy outruns and hogties a cheetah chasing an impala. Then the guy and the impala high five.

And so far the Ravens are manhandling the Niners which I guess pleases me. I just wish Ray Lewis would screw up...

I think the 49ers are in a bit of trouble now....

How are the commercials?

I picked the Ravens because the Rams tied SF with Alex Smith as QB (the game where he was concussed) and then beat them with Kaepernick at QB so I figure San Fran is overrated.

DallasBlack wrote:

How are the commercials?

Pretty lame so far.

Time to flip over to Animal Planet. I refuse to watch this crap being presented as a halftime show. Bring on the Kitty Halftime!

tohostudios wrote:

Time to flip over to Animal Planet. I refuse to watch this crap being presented as a halftime show. Bring on the Kitty Halftime!

Yeah, if there is anything I like less than football, it's the crap they usually feature at halftime shows.