New Trailer for "The Avengers"

Refresh my sagging comic book memory here...

Does the Black Widow have any "super powers" or is she just really good at martial arts?

No powers. Just a highly skilled spy. She had these bracelets that discharged electricity or some such comic book technology which she called her widow's bite (which from what I've seen is not in the movie).

007 wrote:

No powers. Just a highly skilled spy. She had these bracelets that discharged electricity or some such comic book technology which she called her widow's bite (which from what I've seen is not in the movie).

no place to hide it in that dress...

New clip posted online, with Tony Stark sporting a Sabbath T-shirt:

http://splashpage.mtv.com/2012/04/11/avengers-clip-head-count-loki-iron-man/

Any truth to the rumor that Sharon was willing to pay for the CG team to digitally insert "F**K BILL WARD" on the back?

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Any truth to the rumor that Sharon was willing to pay for the CG team to digitally insert "F**K BILL WARD" on the back?

She threatened to cut Iron Man's power source and have a group of kids egg him

thejokeriv wrote:

New clip posted online, with Tony Stark sporting a Sabbath T-shirt:

http://splashpage.mtv.com/2012/04/11/avengers-clip-head-count-loki-iron-man/

And yet there's apparently no Sabbath on the soundtrack:

1. “Live to Rise” – Soundgarden
2. “I’m Alive” – Shinedown
3. “Dirt and Roses” – Rise Against
4. “Even If I Could” – Papa Roach
5. “Unbroken” – Black Veil Brides
6. “Breath” – Scott Weiland
7. “Comeback” – Redlight King
8. “Into the Blue” – Bush
9. “A New Way to Bleed (Photek Remix)” – Evanescence
10. “Count Me Out” – PUSHERJONES
11. “Shoot to Thrill” – Theory of a Deadman
12. “Wherever I Go” – Buckcherry
13. “From Out of Nowhere” – Five Finger Death Punch
14. “Shake the Ground” – Cherri Bomb
Additional track on the international release:
15. “Pistols At Dawn” – Kasabian

This is brilliant. What if the "Avengers" movie had been made in 1978? It might have looked something like this...

...and if the "Avengers" movie had been made during the silent film era, it might have looked like this:



"To the kitchen with you!"

both of those were major

The '78 one was the best, but both were pretty damn funny.

Very funny ! I liked the 78 better.


"Paul Lynde as Loki !"

They were both great. I recognize most of the stuff in the 1978 one, but where was that Ironman character from?

MetalGuy71 wrote:

They were both great. I recognize most of the stuff in the 1978 one, but where was that Ironman character from?

A tv movie called Exo-Man.

Fat Freddy wrote:

This is brilliant. What if the "Avengers" movie had been made in 1978? It might have looked something like this...

wow. that is truly horrible. I watched the animated Avengers movies from 2006 and they were even better than this...

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wow. that is truly horrible. I watched the animated Avengers movies from 2006 and they were even better than this...

The sad thing is that I remember watching all of the films they took clips from to make this fake trailer (except for "Exo-Man") when I was a kid!!

007 wrote:

"Paul Lynde as Loki !"

And Kiss were his henchmen! Brilliant

Sammy Davis Jr as Nick Fury?

CRIMSONMASK wrote:

Sammy Davis Jr as Nick Fury?

Ring-a-ding-ding, Daddy-O.

Fat Freddy wrote:

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wow. that is truly horrible. I watched the animated Avengers movies from 2006 and they were even better than this...

The sad thing is that I remember watching all of the films they took clips from to make this fake trailer (except for "Exo-Man") when I was a kid!!

those 70s era marvel movies are laughable, but the worst one was Doctor Strange. It was a man walking in smoke the whole movie....

I wonder if there will be a Hulk Vs Thor like the "epic" (as in an epic sh!t) fight they had on The Incredible Hulk Returns.......

Saw the movie on the weekend (it opened here in Australia last week), and loved it. It's action packed, managing to balance each of them in terms of screen time, dialogue, character and and the requisite battle scenes (the final fight is incredible. Really.). Whedon's one liners are great, too. Whilst I've seen all the preceding films, I don't read the comics, so have no way in knowing how accurate the film is in that respect. But, it's extremely entertaining, the time flies by, and I don't think they could have made a better popcorn flick. The film should do mega-business -you guys should love it!

I saw that this movie brought in about $180 million so far and it hasn't even been released in the States yet. I really can't wait til the end of the week.

Went and caught a matinee showing in 3D today. KILLER movie! Easily the best of the Marvel series by far, everything worked beautifully. I'm sure I'll go see it again before it leaves the theater.

My friend who accompanied me is a Marvel fanboy and he said Whedon nailed it 100%.

favorite line:

Tony Stark is talking to Bruce Banner and asks "How do you remain calm? Mellow Jazz? Herbal Tea? A big bag of Weed?"

I'm going to the drive in movie tomorrow. It is playing with John Carter. Can't wait. I'd go tonight but I'm too damn tired.

Cannot wait to see this!!