The Official Band Bashing Thread

tohostudios wrote:

7thSaviour wrote:

tohostudios wrote:

I'm not a Kings X fan either. I do like Gretchen Goes To Nebraska though.

I never could get into Warrior Soul, for whatever reason.

That's understandable. I shouldn't like WS either but I do. Go figure.

And you better hope Freddy doesn't see this.

Kamelot's last 3 or 4 albums fall into SUCKALOT for me.

He's sure to see it now. It's at the top of the page!

7thSaviour wrote:

Kamelot's last 3 or 4 albums fall into SUCKALOT for me.

Ditto.

"thebandthatshallneverbementionedagain"(K.O.R.N.) bites greasy grimy gopher guts! So does ADEMA!

rattpoison wrote:

I'm going for the jugular here, 80's Heavy Metal........

From your MTV Hair Band to your bullet belted Thrash band it is all just plain awful. This stuff was probably the soundtrack to you cracking open your first beer, unclasping some chicks bra, making your first bong etc etc etc. This is all fine and dandy and nostalgia ain't such a bad thing but in the cold sober reality of 20 odd years later this stuff plain sucks from the production, posing, image, sound etc. Things only started getting interesting in the late 80's with Rick Rubin's stable of retro bands and the weird metallic hybrids coming from Seattle, Houston, Los Angeles etc which would lead onto Hard Rock/Metal's most intense creative point (First half of the 90's).

Too me the 80's in terms of Hard Rock/Metal was the sh*tty era in between the 70's and early 90's.

NAY SIR.

Your face is plain awful.

tohostudios wrote:

He's sure to see it now. It's at the top of the page!

7thSaviour wrote:

"thebandthatshallneverbementionedagain"(K.O.R.N.) bites greasy grimy gopher guts! So does ADEMA!

thebandthatshallneverbementionedagain shall forever remain on my sh!tlist just for ruining a KMFDM concert.

XYZ wrote:

Limp Bizkit
Nickelback
Puddle Of Mudd
Avenged Sevenfold (They are talented musicians, not talented songwriters)

A lot of the emo bands as well.

Stickelback blows humpbacks!

When Skold was in the band, it almost deserved to be ruined.

tohostudios wrote:

7thSaviour wrote:

"thebandthatshallneverbementionedagain"(K.O.R.N.) bites greasy grimy gopher guts! So does ADEMA!

thebandthatshallneverbementionedagain shall forever remain on my sh!tlist just for ruining a KMFDM concert.

I've seen them play live twice and never even wanted to see them in the first place! That's what happens at festivals!

I like Tim Skold and everything he's ever been in.

Orion Crystal Ice wrote:

When Skold was in the band, it almost deserved to be ruined.

This was back in the mid-90s. En Esch was even still in KMFDM.

tohostudios wrote:

7thSaviour wrote:

Udo Dirkschneider blows donkey turds!

Yet you like Grave Digger.

I LOVE Grave Digger and Seventh Avenue! I can't stand the way Udo looks!

7thSaviour wrote:

Udo Dirkschneider blows donkey turds!

How does one blow a turd?

S wrote:

7thSaviour wrote:

Udo Dirkschneider blows donkey turds!

How does one blow a turd?

Same way one blows chunks I guess.

tohostudios wrote:

Orion Crystal Ice wrote:

When Skold was in the band, it almost deserved to be ruined.

This was back in the mid-90s. En Esch was even still in KMFDM.

Then there's no excuse!

7th Saviour wrote:

I LOVE Grave Digger and Seventh Avenue! I can't
stand the way Udo looks!

Everybody loves Grave Digger. Even people who don't know they love Grave Digger, they too love Grave Digger.

I can't stand Grave Digger. Heavy metal Popeye.

tohostudios wrote:

S wrote:

7thSaviour wrote:

Udo Dirkschneider blows donkey turds!

How does one blow a turd?

Same way one blows chunks I guess.

Precisely!

Orion Crystal Ice wrote:

tohostudios wrote:

Orion Crystal Ice wrote:

When Skold was in the band, it almost deserved to be ruined.

This was back in the mid-90s. En Esch was even still in KMFDM.

Then there's no excuse!

7th Saviour wrote:

I LOVE Grave Digger and Seventh Avenue! I can't
stand the way Udo looks!

Everybody loves Grave Digger. Even people who don't know they love Grave Digger, they too love Grave Digger.

You are one of the dudes who really got me into Grave Digger, and I really appreciate it!

tohostudios wrote:

I can't stand Grave Digger. Heavy metal Popeye.

tohostudios wrote:

I can't stand Grave Digger. Heavy metal Popeye.

That's Immortal.

Orion Crystal Ice wrote:

tohostudios wrote:

I can't stand Grave Digger. Heavy metal Popeye.

That's Immortal.

Immortal is OK. 7/10

7thSaviour wrote:

I never could get into Warrior Soul, for whatever reason.

You, sir, are dead to me.

Fat Freddy wrote:

7thSaviour wrote:

I never could get into Warrior Soul, for whatever reason.

You, sir, are dead to me.