The Official Band Bashing Thread

We all are passionate about our music. Some bands we hate. It's a human emotion.

This thread is a place to bash a band without clogging other threads.

Who wants to start?

Bands/artists I hate with a fiery passion:

Creed
Dave Matthews Band
Phil Collins
Nickelback (to a lesser extent)

There are others I dislike immensely but those are the major "station changers" for me.

Nickleback
3 Doors Down
Fall Out Boy

all suck donkey balls!

Guns N Roses are the most overrated band in the history of the earth!!!!! Axl sings like a cross between a dying cat and someone who has their nuts stuck in a vice grip!!!!!!

thejokeriv wrote:

Guns N Roses are the most overrated band in the history of the earth!!!!! Axl sings like a cross between a dying cat and someone who has their nuts stuck in a vice grip!!!!!!

BLASPHEMY!!!! I SHALL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THAT!!!!

I like Appetite but not much after that. And I agree with that assessment of Axl's voice.

DISTURBED BLOWS!!!
HASTE THE DAY SUCKS!!!
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA IS MONEY I CAN NEVER GET BACK!!!

thejokeriv wrote:

Guns N Roses are the most overrated band in the history of the earth!!!!! Axl sings like a cross between a dying cat and someone who has their nuts stuck in a vice grip!!!!!!

Agreed.

Oh yeah....one more:

Slechtvalk is flat out awful!! And man how I've tried.

"Appetite" is one of the best hard rock albums front-to-back that I've ever heard. Maybe even my #1 pick. Love all the instruments on it, including Axl's voice. I wouldn't wanna hear Geoff Tate sing for that band.

SCOTT, I LOVE YOU BRO, REALLY I DO, DON'T HATE ME. BUT THIS HAS TO BE SAID!!!

KISS STINKS!!! This band is awful people????!!!! The music has always been unlistenable to me, and yes, I hate the vocals!!! I JUST DON'T GET IT SCOTT, I'M SORRY!!!

I am banning myself from this thread, I found myself agreeing with ToB.

I like Kiss but I can understand why some people wouldn't.

Slipknot =

T-Roy wrote:

SCOTT, I LOVE YOU BRO, REALLY I DO, DON'T HATE ME. BUT THIS HAS TO BE SAID!!!

KISS STINKS!!! This band is awful people????!!!! The music has always been unlistenable to me, and yes, I hate the vocals!!! I JUST DON'T GET IT SCOTT, I'M SORRY!!!

Which singer do you hate? Kiss has always had four different lead singers. How much Kiss have you actually heard? Most people I know that "hate Kiss" have heard a handful of hits and that's it.

I absolutely hate the Doors. They are terrible with the moaning "poet" on vocals with the calliope-like keyboards playing in the background. Ugh !

ultmetal wrote:

T-Roy wrote:

SCOTT, I LOVE YOU BRO, REALLY I DO, DON'T HATE ME. BUT THIS HAS TO BE SAID!!!

KISS STINKS!!! This band is awful people????!!!! The music has always been unlistenable to me, and yes, I hate the vocals!!! I JUST DON'T GET IT SCOTT, I'M SORRY!!!

Which singer do you hate? Kiss has always had four different lead singers. How much Kiss have you actually heard? Most people I know that "hate Kiss" have heard a handful of hits and that's it.

Whoever sings Lick It Up, Dr Love for example. And yes, I haven't heard much KISS to be honest. Pretty much radio stuff. DON'T TRY TO TURN ME!

007 wrote:

I absolutely hate the Doors. They are terrible with the moaning "poet" on vocals with the calliope-like keyboards playing in the background. Ugh !

Christ allmighty!!!! First Kiss gets crucified, Queen gets bashed, my Doors get hammered!!! Guns n Roses gets their sack kicked in!! All because I posted Queen's The Miracle in the listening post!!!!

Motorhead-Cannot stand to hear Lemmy try to sing.(He sounds like a dying calf in a hail storm.)

Nightwish
Dream Theater

This isn't a thread to defend bands you like...this is a thread to bash bands you hate...if you like a band someone else bashes, defend them in another thread.



Guns N Roses - hate 'em...hate Axl's vocals...hate the "look how street we are" image...I think they suck

Nickelback - used to think they were OK...now I hate 'em...boring, contrived, overrated shite on a stick with a douchebag frontman...songs about stripper girlfriends and getting wasted got boring when Motley Crue did it 20 years ago...it's still boring now.

Thrasher73 wrote:

Motorhead-Cannot stand to hear Lemmy try to sing.(He sounds like a dying calf in a hail storm.)

That must have been one hellacious experience!!

S wrote:

Nickelback - used to think they were OK...now I hate 'em...boring, contrived, overrated shite on a stick with a douchebag frontman...songs about stripper girlfriends and getting wasted got boring when Motley Crue did it 20 years ago...it's still boring now.

YEEEESSSSS!!! THANK YOU!!!

AEROSMITH

Every damn station on the radio just won't stop playing these guys, I'm gonna be SICK!


-thinks to himself how ANYBODY that likes thrash or speed metal could criticize ANYBODY'S singing-

T-Roy - YOU WILL become a KISS FAN!!!

GnR Still sucks!!!!!!!

Bon Jovi's fan base is primarily 35 - 45 year old women that wear Mrs Bon Jovi to his shows, judging from facebook posts. No guy dare admit he went to the Bon Jovi concert in DC this week.

T-Roy wrote:

ultmetal wrote:

T-Roy wrote:

SCOTT, I LOVE YOU BRO, REALLY I DO, DON'T HATE ME. BUT THIS HAS TO BE SAID!!!

KISS STINKS!!! This band is awful people????!!!! The music has always been unlistenable to me, and yes, I hate the vocals!!! I JUST DON'T GET IT SCOTT, I'M SORRY!!!

Which singer do you hate? Kiss has always had four different lead singers. How much Kiss have you actually heard? Most people I know that "hate Kiss" have heard a handful of hits and that's it.

Whoever sings Lick It Up, Dr Love for example. And yes, I haven't heard much KISS to be honest. Pretty much radio stuff. DON'T TRY TO TURN ME!

That's what I figured. You haven't really heard Kiss.

Paul Stanley sings those two songs. Paul is an extraordinary vocalist. Try listening to "I Still Love You" from the MTV Unplugged album. The man can sing. He also has sang on Broadway, as he was the star of Phantom of the Opera for a while.

No need to turn you. I just wanted to see where you were coming from.