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Every Which Way But Lose - Clint Eastwood makes me laugh with his over serious acting

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps - "Look mommy it's the hamster's bitch" Last seen movies - Page 26 201269

Master Of The Crotch Grab Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50

Natural Born Killers

Subject: Re: Last seen movies Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:26 am

300 (again)

Spider Man

A Christmas Story (easily my favorite Christmas movie and in my top-5 of any genre)

A Christmas Carol (George C. Scott - the whole cast was great, but he hit a Grand Slam on this one. Brilliant)

Ate his vegetables Number of posts : 4958 Age : 34

Avatar

It was cool...very cool.

King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64

I think I've discovered a new Toho Christmas classic. "Santa's Slay".

Any movie that opens with a demonic Santa Claus coming down the chimney of a really obnoxious rich family during their Christmas dinner and dropkicking the family pomeranian into a ceiling fan before setting Fran Drescher's hair on fire has to be a classic. Oh, and the demonic Santa (who uses a giant buffalo to pull his sleigh) is played by none other than former WCW heavyweight champion Bill Goldberg!

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 13862 Age : 49

Saw Santa Claus (with Dudley Moore) on the telly.

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tohostudios wrote:: I think I've discovered a new Toho Christmas classic. "Santa's Slay".

Any movie that opens with a demonic Santa Claus coming down the chimney of a really obnoxious rich family during their Christmas dinner and dropkicking the family pomeranian into a ceiling fan before setting Fran Drescher's hair on fire has to be a classic. Oh, and the demonic Santa (who uses a giant buffalo to pull his sleigh) is played by none other than former WCW heavyweight champion Bill Goldberg!

My brain has exploded.

King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64

It gets better. The history of Santa's origins and why he's been good up til now is told using that wooden, stop motion animation so common in classic Christmas specials. Turns out, Santa is really the spawn of Satan but he lost a curling match with an angel and had to be nice for 1000 years but now that time is up.

Oh yeah, in that opening sequence, James Caan also gets killed when Santa shoves a giant turkey leg down his throat. Hilarious!

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Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 4214 Age : 50

Terminator Salvation

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 2690 Age : 33

tohostudios wrote:: It gets better. The history of Santa's origins and why he's been good up til now is told using that wooden, stop motion animation so common in classic Christmas specials. Turns out, Santa is really the spawn of Satan but he lost a curling match with an angel and had to be nice for 1000 years but now that time is up.

Oh yeah, in that opening sequence, James Caan also gets killed when Santa shoves a giant turkey leg down his throat. Hilarious!

I HAVE to see that movie. Last seen movies - Page 26 Lol

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

Planet of the Apes (the remake with Marky Mark)

Awful. Hollywood, please stop trying to "reimagine" the classics. It doesn't work.

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MetalGuy71 wrote:: Planet of the Apes (the remake with Marky Mark)

Awful. Hollywood, please stop trying to "reimagine" the classics. It doesn't work.

Yeah, I didn't like the remake at all.

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Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

I saw it in the theaters back when it first came out. I had high hopes which were smashed into little bitty pieces and then pee'd on. Haven't seen it since, but last night it was on cable, so I gave it another shot to see if maybe I missed something the first time around. I disliked it even more.

I'm a big Tim Burton fan, but this was the wrong project for his style of movie making. And having all the humans talk was just wrong.

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Scurvy Skalliwag Number of posts : 12851 Age : 60

Schbopo wrote:: Avatar

It was cool...very cool.

yeah, I went and seen it this morning. Just got back actually.

The blatant white man exploitment of native american vibe is quite prevalent. Great flick

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Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3361 Age : 51

I think I had too high of expectations for Avatar. I liked it, but wasn't blown away by it. Michelle Rodriguez is awesome though. Movie needed more of her.

Subject: Re: Last seen movies Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:42 pm

The Hangover

Pretty funny, though a lot of the funny relies on simply being vulgar.

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[url=http://www.trailerfan.com/movie/santa_s_slay/trailer]http://www.trailerfan.com/movie/santa_s_slay/trailer[/url]

http://www.trailerfan.com/movie/santa_s_slay/trailer

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The Exorcist.

"Your mother sucks dicks in hell" that made me laugh.

King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64

THe classic opening scene from Santa's Slay:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKrsAFWPnl4

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scottmitchell74 wrote:: The Hangover

Pretty funny, though a lot of the funny relies on simply being vulgar.

I thought it was hilarious, and it's pretty rare for me to like new comedies. The fat guy was great. Last seen movies - Page 26 Lol

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 28649 Age : 39

Extract.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 2690 Age : 33

From Beyond. Lovely Lovecraft adaption.

King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64

Dave the Boss wrote:: From Beyond. Lovely Lovecraft adaption.

"Humans are such easy prey."

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Subject: Re: Last seen movies Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:06 pm

Quote :: From Beyond. Lovely Lovecraft adaption.

The pineal gland!!

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