Are you as Angry as the Samoans?

MY OLD MAN'S A FATSO, BUT YA KNOW HE OWNS THIS HOUSE!

RIGHT SIDE OF MY MIND BABY, IT'S THE TRUE GENERATION BABY! [WE AIN'T LISTENIN' TO YOU!]

YOU TOOK YOUR CLOTHES OFF, I STARTED TO LAUGH - GUESS I'LL GO TAKE A BATH - AIN'T NOTHIN ELSE TO DO.

THIS LIFE I'M LIVIN' IS TOO FAST FOR ME, I GOTTA LAY OFF THAT LSD - STP, STP, I RATHER HAVE YOU THAN LSD - 18 YEARS OF BAD LUCK~~~~IT AIN'T FAIR THEY TOOK MY TRUCK! STP, STP, I RATHER HAVE YOU THAN LSD.

THEY SAVED HITLERS C*CK - THEY FOUND IT - UNDER A ROCK! THEN HITLER'S C*CK, IT STARTED TO TALK!!

STEAK KNIFE, THERE'S A HOLE IN MY HEAD - STEAK KNIFE, YER GONNA BE DEAD - STEAK KNIFE, ITS A HEAVY CHANGE - STEAK KNIFE, SAY GOODBYE TO YER BRAIN!

HE CAN'T READ, BABY, HE CAN'T TALK - HE'S LA'S FAVORITE PUNK ROCK JOCK - GLITTER ROCK AND BOWIE'S C*CK, ARE HIS IDEAS OF NEW WAVE [ODE TO RODNEY ON THE ROQ - WHOM I ACTUALLY THINK IS LEGENDARY, BUT STILL A FUNNY SONG]

LIGHT'S OUT - POKE, POKE YER EYES OUT - LIGHTS OUT, PUT AN AXE IN YOUR HAND!

LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO PARK - I THINK I NEED A FIX - ANYTIME IT'S AFTER DARK - TO GET MY FEMALE KICKS - I DON'T GO TO FRISCO, AND I WON'T GO TO THE BEACH! THERE'S JUST ONE PLACE I KNOW WHERE THE GIRLS CAN'T BE BEAT!! CARSON GIRLS - THEY'RE THE CUTEST IN THE LAND. CARSON GIRLS, I WANNA TAKE ONE BY THE HAND!



I am 40. Welcome to my mid-life crisis.

there is simply nothing better than this.....



Forgive me. I could not edit youtube's item title.

"If Hitler's c*ck could choose it's mate, it would ask for Sharon Tate."



That's BRILLIANT!

Angry samoans are rad...still missing there stuff from my collection.

Stender wrote:

Angry samoans are rad...still missing there stuff from my collection.

You have been promoted to "Brother" Stender [no longer a meer nephew]. Pm me. I have everything and all I really need is the "unboxed set". The rest just sits here.

I thought this was going to be about Afa and Sika.

Never heard them.

SpectreFate wrote:

Never heard them.

We both grew up in West "By God" Virginia...that kind of explains it.

I just has a chance to see them recently, but I had to work!!

GGGAAAHH!!

EvyMetal wrote:

I just has a chance to see them recently, but I had to work!!

GGGAAAHH!!

Man, I EnVY you!! Now you are cursed.

Not any more...

awesome lyrics though...

Me n detuned got ANGRY last week in Austin [absolutely killer gig!!!!!!]


Me telling an awesome joke!

Jeff Dahl

Metal Mike

After Party

A very party-Torn detuned and I!

All in all, the Angry Samoans [along with supporting acts] blew us away!!!!! One gig I will never forget [mainly because I purchased 5 t-shirts and a handful of cds {including one for Stender} and left them at the party. DOH!]

That's an awesome picture.

I like that you have resorted to the fist instead of the "metal horns" gesture. I've been showing the fist a lot more too.

Just for personal reasons, I have never done the horns thing. I especially wouldn't put them up nowdays, less I end up attracting some Hilary Duff fans. I cannot be sure, but I highly doubt there has ever been a pic of me doing the Dio horns.

Where I live Samoans arent angry, just lazy.

Damn I was SERIOUSLY one ugly-hungover dude in that photo....

detuned wrote:

Damn I was SERIOUSLY one ugly-hungover dude in that photo....

...and Sax looks unphased. That man is a machine.

SpectreFate wrote:

detuned wrote:

Damn I was SERIOUSLY one ugly-hungover dude in that photo....

...and Sax looks unphased. That man is a machine.

I was so trashed it took me about 5 minutes to walk to the cab...and it should have only been 30 seconds...I kept going 6 feet one way...then 6 feet back...then almost puke...then a few steps forward...repeat.

One of the most fun weekends in recent memory!!!!! Sax is DA MAN!

detuned wrote:

Damn I was SERIOUSLY one ugly-hungover dude in that photo....

Well on a positive note, you definately DON'T look like Dio.

detuned wrote:

Damn I was SERIOUSLY one ugly-hungover dude in that photo....

Some might say you look "high on fire"

EvyMetal wrote:

Some might say you look "high on fire"

When I see myself in that picture I just think "fat bastard".

Hey Sax, let's hear that awesome joke!

detuned wrote:

EvyMetal wrote:

Some might say you look "high on fire"

When I see myself in that picture I just think "fat bastard".

That's funny. I was thinking the same thing when I saw the picture of Uncle Sax!

kmorg wrote:

detuned wrote:

EvyMetal wrote:

Some might say you look "high on fire"

When I see myself in that picture I just think "fat bastard".

That's funny. I was thinking the same thing when I saw the picture of Uncle Sax!

Theres a reason why people call him uncle saxy instead of uncle sexy nowadays..... Just kidding Unc you rule.

This man-boy love between Sax and Stender gets weirder everyday.