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Fat Freddy
Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37962
Age : 54
|  Subject: Re: Objectively Criticizing Music  Fri Apr 03, 2015 8:47 am | |
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- have an Associates' Degree in cvlt
That should be spelled "kvlt" with a "k." You are hereby docked ten tr00 points. 
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"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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Runicen
Heart of Metal
Number of posts : 1598
Age : 41
| | Subject: Re: Objectively Criticizing Music Fri Apr 03, 2015 9:06 am | |
| Damn... Can I trade in my Emperor demo CD for some extra? | |
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exact33
The King
Number of posts : 23281
Age : 51
| | Subject: Re: Objectively Criticizing Music Fri Apr 03, 2015 9:23 am | |
| - Runicen wrote:
- exact33 wrote:
- how does one objectively criticize music? I would like to know the qualifications that would allow someone to do this.
I'm told that you must first be certified as tr00 or, at the very least, have an Associates' Degree in cvlt. If you are tr00 cvlt, you will be refused for overqualification. The King is Kvlt.  _________________  | |
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Fat Freddy
Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37962
Age : 54
| | Subject: Re: Objectively Criticizing Music Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:52 am | |
| - Runicen wrote:
- Damn... Can I trade in my Emperor demo CD for some extra?
CD? Bah! Kassettes are the tr00-est way to listen to frostbitten kvlt Northern blakkness... only analog ist KRIEG! ...or something.
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80s Metal Lady
Metal master
Number of posts : 896
Age : 50
| | Subject: Re: Objectively Criticizing Music Fri Apr 03, 2015 12:07 pm | |
| - Fat Freddy wrote:
- Runicen wrote:
- Damn... Can I trade in my Emperor demo CD for some extra?
CD? Bah! Kassettes are the tr00-est way to listen to frostbitten kvlt Northern blakkness... only analog ist KRIEG!
...or something. König (if you mean king) Krieg (if you mean war). | |
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manny
mini boss
Number of posts : 21101
Age : 54
| | Subject: Re: Objectively Criticizing Music Fri Apr 03, 2015 12:07 pm | |
| Ozzy, rape, wow!!
OK Painkiller, I know at least one person who cannot objectively criticize music on this board.
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Runicen
Heart of Metal
Number of posts : 1598
Age : 41
| | Subject: Re: Objectively Criticizing Music Fri Apr 03, 2015 2:43 pm | |
| - manny wrote:
- Ozzy, rape, wow!!
Why does this sound like the name of some bizarre Japanese cleaning product? And if my Emperor demo CD won't restore my tr00 cred, how about the microcassette I have of Varg taking a dump? Seriously, it's the best vocal work I've ever heard from him and the percussion is br00tal! | |
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manny
mini boss
Number of posts : 21101
Age : 54
| | Subject: Re: Objectively Criticizing Music Fri Apr 03, 2015 2:53 pm | |
| - Runicen wrote:
- manny wrote:
- Ozzy, rape, wow!!
Why does this sound like the name of some bizarre Japanese cleaning product?
And if my Emperor demo CD won't restore my tr00 cred, how about the microcassette I have of Varg taking a dump? Seriously, it's the best vocal work I've ever heard from him and the percussion is br00tal! HA!! A tr00 metal fan would have an 8 track cassette of the great gas battle between Ozzy and Bill Ward, witnessed by still in the fetus Varg and his Satan worshiping mother as she is being shagged 12 year Coronos | |
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Runicen
Heart of Metal
Number of posts : 1598
Age : 41
| | Subject: Re: Objectively Criticizing Music Fri Apr 03, 2015 3:06 pm | |
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UNCLE SAXON'S KICKASS CDS
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts : 3004
Age : 55
| | Subject: Re: Objectively Criticizing Music Sat Apr 04, 2015 4:48 pm | |
| I have no kluu what is going on.
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UNCLE SAXON'S KICKASS CDS
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts : 3004
Age : 55
| | Subject: Re: Objectively Criticizing Music Sat Apr 04, 2015 4:48 pm | |
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Boris2008
Metal is Forever
Number of posts : 7234
Age : 53
| | Subject: Re: Objectively Criticizing Music Sat Apr 04, 2015 4:51 pm | |
| - UNCLE SAXON'S KICKASS CDS wrote:
- "kloo"?
Klvv! | |
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