Goofy Names for Bands that Still Rocked [courtesy of MetalGuy]

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 2998 Age : 55

Self-explainatory:

I'll start:

Laaz Rockit
Sandy Duncan's Eye
Dogs with Jobs
Crunt
John Monopoly
Lunatics with Skateboards

I got a million of 'em. You go now.

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 7234 Age : 53

I actually think that Metallica is a super cheesy name for a band. Thankfully I heard the music first.

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 5067 Age : 27

Slauter Xstroyes.

Awesome band; horrible name. Perfect for this thread.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 2998 Age : 55

Wurthless wrote:: Slauter Xstroyes.

Awesome band; horrible name. Perfect for this thread.

Oz's Finest!! Or were they from Chicago? That reminds me

Hobb's Angel of Death

Metal Wanker Number of posts : 6039 Age : 56

Vicious Rumors.

Metal master Number of posts : 924 Age : 56

Jon Cougar Concentration Camp

Scurvy Skalliwag Number of posts : 12763 Age : 60

Q5
TKO
Ruby Slippers
Roxx Regime

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Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 2998 Age : 55

What was Ruby Slippers about James? I am unfamiliar with that one.

Metal master Number of posts : 992 Age : 45

Kix
Voivod
Kick Axe
The Poodles

Scurvy Skalliwag Number of posts : 12763 Age : 60

UNCLE SAXON'S KICKASS CDS wrote:: What was Ruby Slippers about James? I am unfamiliar with that one.

They were an early/mid 80's glam band from S.F that wrote really catchy songs. I used to have some demo's on cassette. The only "national" release I've ever seen them on was a comp. album called "California's Best Metal"

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I "think" there may be a recent release of some older 80's tunes/demos ?
recall reading about it someplace.

I'll add another band to my list.

V.V.S.I (Very Very Slight Imperfection)

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Master Sailboat Number of posts : 9301 Age : 45

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

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Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45

Pink Cream 69 always comes to mind.

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 19229 Age : 53

Cannibal Corpse

Road Warrior Number of posts : 17151 Age : 48

Chickenfoot

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

DallasBlack wrote:: Pink Cream 69 always comes to mind.

That's the first one I think of too. Love the band, hate the name.

A few others in my collection:

Lid (lame)
Admiral Sir Cloudesley Shovell (too wordy)
Dreaming (so lame)
Ewigkeit (or any other bands I can't pronounce)
My Sister's Machine (makes me think of a vibrator)
Slough Feg (shortened from their origanal name - The Lord Weird Slough Feg. Still bad though)
Them Crooked Vultures (drop the 'Them'. Crooked Vultures sounds cooler)

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Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1635 Age : 49

Any band who replaces a S sound with 2 or 3 Xs.

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

SpectreFate wrote:: Any band who replaces a S sound with 2 or 3 Xs.

Or Z's

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I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.

Alligator
Bulldozer
Butthole Surfers

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3361 Age : 51

Pretty Maids will always top my list.

BTW Crunt was awesome. Did they ever put out anything else besides that one album? I assumed Kat divorced Stu. The pedigree of the band made it a must buy.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37869 Age : 54

I seem to remember a brief period in the late 80s/early 90s where a bunch of fourth-and-fifth-string glam/hair bands were naming themselves after porn stars... Gynger Lynn, Taija Rae, etc.

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Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3361 Age : 51

Lord Tracy too.

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1635 Age : 49

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37869 Age : 54

jstate wrote:: Lord Tracy too.

(Slaps forehead) Would you believe that I've known about that band for years but never realized it was a Traci Lords reference till you pointed it out?

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Metal graduate Number of posts : 349 Age : 55

The Nipsy Russell Experience
We Butter the Bread with Butter
Snot

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 4201 Age : 39

Dark. Duh!!!!

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