Extremely stupid things you've heard people say about metal

ultmetal wrote:

"Christian Metal? Oh, Bullcorn! There is no such thing as Christian metal. It's all just incantations and chanting..."
said by the pastor of the church I was attending in the early 1990's. I still have that quote on tape.

Have you ever thought about using that quote on an Ultimatum album, or as an intro tape at a live gig, Scott? I think it would be quite funny.