Proof that people are too stupid for their own good.

So a bunch of morons got together and decided Wendy's was racist against Redheads.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

ONLY IN AMERICA!!!

That's fake. That guy with the beard on the left is an actor. He does the Office Max commercials where he pays with everything in pennies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFCjppyOkS0

That makes it even worse. Sad thing is, I read the article that went with that, there was something like 50 people, they must be very dedicated to stupid jokes.

I've seen this group of doofuses on TV from time to time. They specialize in "random group acts," like getting on the same bus wearing the exact same clothes, or a bunch of them will suddenly break into a dance routine in the middle of a crosswalk, stuff like that. They obviously have too much free time on their hands.

How come the guys with trucks full of napalm are always in the wrong spot?

The guy on the far left in sunglasses looks like Phoenix Wayne

thrasher73 wrote:

The guy on the far left in sunglasses looks like Phoenix Wayne

or Malachai from Children of the Corn.

spectrefate wrote:

or Malachai from Children of the Corn.

"OUTLANDER! WE HAVE YOUR WOMAN!"

Just a quick question Freddy, what story is Children of the Corn based off of?

They should have to prove they are REALLY redheads before they form a protest...someone will have to do a "pube inspection".

spectrefate wrote:

Just a quick question Freddy, what story is Children of the Corn based off of?

You're childhood?

spectrefate wrote:

Just a quick question Freddy, what story is Children of the Corn based off of?

The story is called Children Of The Corn, it's from the short story collection Night Shift (1978).

spectrefate wrote:

Just a quick question Freddy, what story is Children of the Corn based off of?

It's based on a Stephen King short story by the same name, I believe it's in either the "Night Shift" or "Skeleton Crew" collection, I forget which. I read it years ago and didn't think it was very good if memory serves. Then again, the movie isn't really that great either.

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The story is called Children Of The Corn, it's from the short story collection Night Shift (1978).

What he said.

Thanks guys, I always wondered.

detuned wrote:

spectrefate wrote:

Just a quick question Freddy, what story is Children of the Corn based off of?

The story is called Children Of The Corn, it's from the short story collection Night Shift (1978).

There was also a movie with short stories, named The Nightshift colection, right?

I'm too stupid to even figure out what it is they're fake protesting? Wendy is red-headed. Are they saying that the square burgers are somehow derogatory to red-headed people? This is making my brain swell.


I hate improv comedy troups. They are only clever and funny to themselves.

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They should have to prove they are REALLY redheads before they form a protest...someone will have to do a "pube inspection".

Are you volunteering?

MetalGuy71 wrote:

I'm too stupid to even figure out what it is they're fake protesting? Wendy is red-headed. Are they saying that the square burgers are somehow derogatory to red-headed people? This is making my brain swell.


I hate improv comedy troups. They are only clever and funny to themselves.

How very true.

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How come the guys with trucks full of napalm are always in the wrong spot?

I think it's pretty funny, but I have a weird sense of humor.

Fat Freddy wrote:

spectrefate wrote:

Just a quick question Freddy, what story is Children of the Corn based off of?

It's based on a Stephen King short story by the same name, I believe it's in either the "Night Shift" or "Skeleton Crew" collection, I forget which. I read it years ago and didn't think it was very good if memory serves. Then again, the movie isn't really that great either.

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The story is called Children Of The Corn, it's from the short story collection Night Shift (1978).

What he said.

Try watching the movie at a rural drive-in surrounded by corn fields! Doesn't make the movie any better, but the experience sure was creepy!!!!!!!!

They say "We are not square".

My answer: I know, the patties are.

Sax's house looks like alot of fun in the winter.

I didn't need to see that photo.