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thejokeriv Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 12811 Age : 55
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:09 pm | |
| - Fat Freddy wrote:
HERE'S a woman of the 80s who is aging VERY well... Terri Nunn of Berlin... almost the same age as Lita but holding together far better I'd say. I saw Berlin live a few years ago - I got close enough to take a good look. That pic is TOTALLY airburshed. Now, Terri has held up better, but that pic was a work of photoshop! | |
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:30 pm | |
| - thejokeriv wrote:
I saw Berlin live a few years ago - I got close enough to take a good look. That pic is TOTALLY airburshed. Now, Terri has held up better, but that pic was a work of photoshop! Well geez. Way to poop in everyone's sunshine there, Joker. _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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thejokeriv Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 12811 Age : 55
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ultmetal Administrator
Number of posts : 19452 Age : 57
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:50 am | |
| Anyone checked out the WAR on Amazon over this CD? Pretty funny. Apparently the Lita Ford fan club has been sent to wage war on those who have given the CD a negative review on Amazon, so all the 1, 2 & 3 star reviews are being slammed with comments and people marking them as "not helpful". _________________ ULTIMATUM - TOO METAL FOR WIKIPEDIA!
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:20 am | |
| There's still a fan club? What, her husband and his drinking buddies? |
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ultmetal Administrator
Number of posts : 19452 Age : 57
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:21 am | |
| Apparently a whole lot more than that. Most of the negative reviews have ratings of 3/90 people say this review was useful.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002F3BPN6/ref=cm_rdp_product _________________ ULTIMATUM - TOO METAL FOR WIKIPEDIA!
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:22 am | |
| That's actually a decent way to get some publicity out there. We should do that with Ultimatum. |
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ultmetal Administrator
Number of posts : 19452 Age : 57
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:25 am | |
| - TheNazgul wrote:
- That's actually a decent way to get some publicity out there. We should do that with Ultimatum.
Ha! Please do. Into the Pit had quite a few reviews on Amazon. Lex Metalis only has three, 2 positive, 1 negative. _________________ ULTIMATUM - TOO METAL FOR WIKIPEDIA!
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manny mini boss
Number of posts : 21101 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:37 am | |
| I found this review too be amusing and sadly accurate: What a heap of garbage this turned out to be. A true waste of plastic. There is not a memorable song on the entire CD. To make matters even worse, Lita's husband, Jim Gillette, contributes embarrassingly laughable cookie-monster vocals throughout the disc in a disastrous attempt to bring Lita into the current nu-metal genre. A bad, bad idea, and a slap in the face to her fans of old. Hey, Lita! Thanks for the coaster | |
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ultmetal Administrator
Number of posts : 19452 Age : 57
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:54 am | |
| I'm listening to the new CD right now. It's not THAT bad. Perhaps my expectations were just low. Sort of has an industrial metal feel.
The lyrics are embarrassingly bad though. Straight up kiddie porno lyrics. A small sampling below.
PIECE 36" 24" 36" that's right. Long blonde hair and a body that's tight, Got my guitar play it loud as hell. When the boys watch me play their private parts start to swell. Everybody want it, yes they do...
CRAVE Golden dreams, sick sick sick, infatuation blood red lips, whips and chains, nice round hips, I show no mercy, but you love my tits, hypnotized got no clue you wanna love me black and blue.
_________________ ULTIMATUM - TOO METAL FOR WIKIPEDIA!
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:58 am | |
| Even Madonna's lyrics got somewhat more mature. That is beyond dumb. |
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Eyesore Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 12815 Age : 49
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:02 pm | |
| I hate this album so much. Haha. | |
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:14 pm | |
| - ultmetal wrote:
The lyrics are embarrassingly bad though. Straight up kiddie porno lyrics. A small sampling below.
PIECE 36" 24" 36" that's right. Long blonde hair and a body that's tight, Got my guitar play it loud as hell. When the boys watch me play their private parts start to swell. Everybody want it, yes they do...
CRAVE Golden dreams, sick sick sick, infatuation blood red lips, whips and chains, nice round hips, I show no mercy, but you love my tits, hypnotized got no clue you wanna love me black and blue.
If she'd written these lyrics 20 years ago, they would've given legions of teenage boys enough jack-off fodder for the rest of their lives. Now that she's in her 50s it's just creepy. _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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ultmetal Administrator
Number of posts : 19452 Age : 57
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:21 pm | |
| "their private parts start to swell"? That's a serious lyric? _________________ ULTIMATUM - TOO METAL FOR WIKIPEDIA!
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:24 pm | |
| - ultmetal wrote:
- "their private parts start to swell"? That's a serious lyric?
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- When the boys watch me play their private parts start to swell. Everybody want it
Sounds more like wishful thinking on her part. Judging from the near-universal bad reviews the new CD has gotten, it sounds more like NOBODY want it. _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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manny mini boss
Number of posts : 21101 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:25 pm | |
| I think Lita Ford should have just done a cover tunes album of Mentors songs, at least their sex lyrics are silly on purpose. | |
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MetalGuy71 Bukkake Tsunami
Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:57 pm | |
| - Quote :
- Jim Gillette, contributes embarrassingly laughable cookie-monster
vocals throughout the disc This dude could supposedly shatter glass, now he's doing cookie-monster grumbling? Pathetic. _________________ I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:00 pm | |
| Wow... most of the reviews of Lita's CD on Amazon are pretty brutal!! This one was too funny not to share. Lyrically, this is a sad attempt by two borderline elderly people trying to be sexy and shocking. While the Lita Ford of the 1980's might have gotten away with this if it was done with more talent, the turkey necked, grey haired Lita of 2010 only serves to make these lyrics more revolting. And young or old, the thought of Jim Gillette having sex is enough to turn the stomach of even [former Metal Edge magazine editor] Gerri Miller, and she sustains herself on a diet of grubs and ants picked off the bark of felled trees in the forests of the Pacific Northwest, so that's saying something. _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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Eyesore Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 12815 Age : 49
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:13 pm | |
| - ultmetal wrote:
- "their private parts start to swell"? That's a serious lyric?
Are you questioning yourself? | |
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Mon Apr 10, 2017 5:26 pm | |
| I found this CD still new and sealed in a Goodwill store this morning. I couldn't pass it up for $1.99... but after re-reading this thread I'm almost afraid to listen to it _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:38 pm | |
| Well, I got about six songs into Wicked Wonderland during my drive to work this AM aaaaaand... the legends are true, it's an absolute frickin train wreck. Take the worst of late 90s/early 00s aggro rock (Korn, Manson, Zombie, Evanescence, etc.) ball it up and throw it into a blender, and add Lita trying to sound all slinky and sexy over the top of it. This is what happens when someone who hasn't really been paying attention tries to "update" themselves for a new generation... that's already moved on to other things. Even the CD graphics were already, hilariously out of date (skulls, tribal patterns, knives, dudes/chicks in leather gear, etc.) by the time this was released in 2009. I probably won't even listen to the rest of the album. Lita, I still love ya babe, but you were obviously suffering from Stockholm Syndrome big time when you made this record with your ex-hubby. _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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Eyesore Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 12815 Age : 49
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Fri Apr 14, 2017 2:45 am | |
| It's not even the style that's the problem—nearly every song is AWFUL! The two bonus tracks, "Garden" and "Push," are the only two songs I didn't hate. And those aren't even that good. | |
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Glower Metal is in my blood
Number of posts : 3222 Age : 60
| Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:04 am | |
| - Fat Freddy wrote:
- Well, I got about six songs into Wicked Wonderland during my drive to work this AM aaaaaand...
the legends are true, it's an absolute frickin train wreck.
Take the worst of late 90s/early 00s aggro rock (Korn, Manson, Zombie, Evanescence, etc.) ball it up and throw it into a blender, and add Lita trying to sound all slinky and sexy over the top of it.
Even the CD graphics were already, hilariously out of date (skulls, tribal patterns, knives, dudes/chicks in leather gear, etc.)
I probably won't even listen to the rest of the album.
Lita, I still love ya babe, but you were obviously suffering from Stockholm Syndrome big time -when you made this record with your ex-hubby. I just read two hours of Lita's book - and was kinda jacked ( not that way ) thought maybe buying the WONDERLAND CD - decided to look up the thread. No way now ! | |
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