New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland

I've heard the whole thing...holy crap! This thing is horrible!! Her husband sings on it as much as she does...which makes me think that this album is the RUMBLE CULTURE band album (the band she and her husband had together in the late 90s) that I don't think ever came out...

Either way...what a piece of crap.

Shawn Of Fire wrote:

That bad huh?

Sucks...pitiful effort.

Shawn Of Fire wrote:

Sucks...pitiful effort.

Are you gonna post a review at Teethofthedivine?

No...I'm out of the review game...

From the sound of it, this gets the two-word review Spinal Tap's "Shark Sandwich" got. Do the same thing; replace the first word.

Pretty much...

I heard two songs and based on that alone (which I know it is unfair) on those songs alone this album SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have not heard this album and have no desire to. Never been much of a Lita fan to begin with. But I do enjoy reading the comments made about it and the overall negative reviews Wicked Wonderland is getting. Which made this positive one stand out even more as either a super-duper fan-boy or someone that got paid to make such glowing remarks...This is from Roughedge.com



The legendary Lita Ford is back with a new sound and a new attitude. Her new release is called "Wicked Wonderland." When you first listen to the tracks you can literally feel the sensuality of the music and her strong musical content combine to make a truly memorable musical experience.
Her new attitude reminds me a bit of Kid Rock and she has a male backup singer with a John Mayer/Stevie Ray Vaughn sound that makes it that much better. Many years ago, Rough Edge Editor R. Scott Bolton and I saw Lita in Ventura and she looked great then. I saw her on a talk show a few days ago and she looks even better now.
Each song is sung from the heart (and from any other body part she might think of) and she does show her sexuality strongly throughout this release ... and that is not a bad thing as far as I am concerned. This just may make my top 10 for this year.

Hahahaha! Talk about blatant a$$ kissing. I bet someone in her family wrote that review.

MetalGuy71 wrote:

I have not heard this album and have no desire to. Never been much of a Lita fan to begin with. But I do enjoy reading the comments made about it and the overall negative reviews Wicked Wonderland is getting. Which made this positive one stand out even more as either a super-duper fan-boy or someone that got paid to make such glowing remarks...This is from Roughedge.com



The legendary Lita Ford is back with a new sound and a new attitude. Her new release is called "Wicked Wonderland." When you first listen to the tracks you can literally feel the sensuality of the music and her strong musical content combine to make a truly memorable musical experience.
Her new attitude reminds me a bit of Kid Rock and she has a male backup singer with a John Mayer/Stevie Ray Vaughn sound that makes it that much better. Many years ago, Rough Edge Editor R. Scott Bolton and I saw Lita in Ventura and she looked great then. I saw her on a talk show a few days ago and she looks even better now.
Each song is sung from the heart (and from any other body part she might think of) and she does show her sexuality strongly throughout this release ... and that is not a bad thing as far as I am concerned. This just may make my top 10 for this year.

Based on this review I would say that Lita Ford and Ron Keel must have the same publicist.

Top 10 for the year? I would hate to hear the other 9!!! I could have recorded a better album singing in the shower...

exact33 wrote:

Top 10 for the year? I would hate to hear the other 9!!! I could have recorded a better album singing in the shower...

ultmetal wrote:

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Press release:
Heavy metal's High Mistress, Lita Ford, is back and with a vengeance. After a fifteen-year hiatus, Lita is announcing her return with a loud and lustful new album, Wicked Wonderland, due October 6th
via JLRG Entertainment. Although the album is her first full-length offering since 1995's Black, Lita wastes no time in reminding us why her trademark riffage and seductive snarl has forever cemented her legacy in the hard rock cannon. According to Lita, Wicked Wonderland is “heavier than ever, nastier than ever, more sexual than ever.”


The twelve-song disc, co-written and produced by husband Jim Gillette – whose own musical history is highlighted by his work with acclaimed metallurgists Nitro – is a hard and heavy affirmation of Lita's
sensuality and smarts that have carried her through three decades of action. The album's lead-off track and first single, "Crave," is a sexually-charged, bump-and-grind rocker that has been welcomed by metal fans and press alike.

She looks really bad in that pic!

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Crave," is a sexually-charged, bump-and-grind rocker

By a 51 year old woman...eewwww...

Shawn Of Fire wrote:

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Crave," is a sexually-charged, bump-and-grind rocker

By a 51 year old woman...eewwww...

But Garth digs the older women. Remember Kim Basinger hitting on him in the laundromat in "Wayne's World 2?"

Fat Freddy wrote:

Shawn Of Fire wrote:

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Crave," is a sexually-charged, bump-and-grind rocker

By a 51 year old woman...eewwww...

But Garth digs the older women. Remember Kim Basinger hitting on him in the laundromat in "Wayne's World 2?"

Not that old...

Fat Freddy wrote:

Shawn Of Fire wrote:

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Crave," is a sexually-charged, bump-and-grind rocker

By a 51 year old woman...eewwww...

But Garth digs the older women. Remember Kim Basinger hitting on him in the laundromat in "Wayne's World 2?"

Yep - there is a new Directv commercial using that scene!

Yea. And they really did some "hollywood magic" on Kim's face. She's as smooth as a baby's butt for a woman in her 50's.

HERE'S a woman of the 80s who is aging VERY well... Terri Nunn of Berlin... almost the same age as Lita but holding together far better I'd say.

Terri Nunn is like insta-boner for me. She is beautiful!

SpectreFate wrote:

Terri Nunn is like insta-boner for me. She is beautiful!

She looks kinda like Jenna Elfman's older, hotter sister.

Fat Freddy wrote:

HERE'S a woman of the 80s who is aging VERY well... Terri Nunn of Berlin... almost the same age as Lita but holding together far better I'd say.