Oz Fox thrown to the wolves

TheNazgul wrote:

Yeah. Blabbermouth is not the place to post that.

Ohh, come on. Blabbermouth LOVES posting stuff like this. As much as Borivoj (Blabber-webmaster) complains about the comments he gets from the peanut gallery, he must love it to some degree, otherwise he wouldn't bother throwing them bones like this. When that story came across the wires he must've went "Thank you for this gift from the comedy gods."

As for the story itself... well, you gotta admit, it makes for one helluva funny/ironic headline. I'm sure Oz has heard all the jokes already, so there's probably not much that the Blabbermouth message board posters can throw at him.

wait! it only gets worse for Oz!

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=121282

Ya know, if they're going to webcast this wedding...they kinda deserve whatever they get.

Somebody is publicity hungry...

I am starting a new Christian ministry, Drunkards for Christ, must be willing to be filled with the Spirits and willing to get drunk in name of the Son, the Host, and Pabst Blue Ribbon. We will spread our message of salvation one empty beer bottle at a time. Can I get an AMEN!!!

manny wrote:

I am starting a new Christian ministry, Drunkards for Christ, must be willing to be filled with the Spirits and willing to get drunk in name of the Son, the Host, and Pabst Blue Ribbon. We will spread our message of salvation one empty beer bottle at a time. Can I get an AMEN!!!

Uhhhh - are you sure God would serve PBR? I think he would serve a higher quality beer!!!

thejokeriv wrote:

manny wrote:

I am starting a new Christian ministry, Drunkards for Christ, must be willing to be filled with the Spirits and willing to get drunk in name of the Son, the Host, and Pabst Blue Ribbon. We will spread our message of salvation one empty beer bottle at a time. Can I get an AMEN!!!

Uhhhh - are you sure God would serve PBR? I think he would serve a higher quality beer!!!

We are new ministry and we have start out small and cheap. Its not like we are big time organization like Hookers for Jesus

manny wrote:

I am starting a new Christian ministry, Drunkards for Christ, must be willing to be filled with the Spirits and willing to get drunk in name of the Son, the Host, and Pabst Blue Ribbon. We will spread our message of salvation one empty beer bottle at a time. Can I get an AMEN!!!

Ah kin FEEL the powah, brotha Manny! AYYYYMEN!

But seriously, what detuned said. If they're web-casting the wedding, it's almost like they're sending out baited hooks for the Blabbermouth people to hang jokes on.

Are they gonna webcast the honeymoon too (See, it's too easy!)?

Fat Freddy wrote:

manny wrote:

I am starting a new Christian ministry, Drunkards for Christ, must be willing to be filled with the Spirits and willing to get drunk in name of the Son, the Host, and Pabst Blue Ribbon. We will spread our message of salvation one empty beer bottle at a time. Can I get an AMEN!!!

Ah kin FEEL the powah, brotha Manny! AYYYYMEN!

But seriously, what detuned said. If they're web-casting the wedding, it's almost like they're sending out baited hooks for the Blabbermouth people to hang jokes on.

Are they gonna webcast the honeymoon too (See, it's too easy!)?

They should keep the wedding private or expect the worst.

Fat Freddy wrote:

manny wrote:

I am starting a new Christian ministry, Drunkards for Christ, must be willing to be filled with the Spirits and willing to get drunk in name of the Son, the Host, and Pabst Blue Ribbon. We will spread our message of salvation one empty beer bottle at a time. Can I get an AMEN!!!

Ah kin FEEL the powah, brotha Manny! AYYYYMEN!

But seriously, what detuned said. If they're web-casting the wedding, it's almost like they're sending out baited hooks for the Blabbermouth people to hang jokes on.

Are they gonna webcast the honeymoon too (See, it's too easy!)?

It will a be a double feature with the Tommy Lee/Pam Anderson flick first!

Even if he truly loves her this is a bad move career wise. There is a stigma attached to a Christian atrist wedding a former hooker. He should of just kept it a private matter.

I just think people are gonna take them even less seriously than before with this wedding.

Troublezone wrote:

I just think people are gonna take them even less seriously than before with this wedding.

Why are you so worried about it? Are you Oz's cousin or something??

I think that it's no concidence that the "bride to be" has a book that's about to come out...and Stryper has a new record to promote...then all of a sudden there's a webcast wedding featuring both.

detuned wrote:

I think that it's no concidence that the "bride to be" has a book that's about to come out...and Stryper has a new record to promote...then all of a sudden there's a webcast wedding featuring both.

That was the first thing I thought.

Fat Freddy wrote:

Troublezone wrote:

I just think people are gonna take them even less seriously than before with this wedding.

Why are you so worried about it? Are you Oz's cousin or something??

No, i'm his accountant.

manny wrote:

I am starting a new Christian ministry, Drunkards for Christ, must be willing to be filled with the Spirits and willing to get drunk in name of the Son, the Host, and Pabst Blue Ribbon. We will spread our message of salvation one empty beer bottle at a time. Can I get an AMEN!!!

AMEN Pastor Manny!!!!!
And cheers, a couple of pints more now, and i`m speaking in tounges

DeathCult wrote:

detuned wrote:

I think that it's no concidence that the "bride to be" has a book that's about to come out...and Stryper has a new record to promote...then all of a sudden there's a webcast wedding featuring both.

That was the first thing I thought.

And how many CD's or books do you think this wedding will sell?

kmorg wrote:

DeathCult wrote:

detuned wrote:

I think that it's no concidence that the "bride to be" has a book that's about to come out...and Stryper has a new record to promote...then all of a sudden there's a webcast wedding featuring both.

That was the first thing I thought.

And how many CD's or books do you think this wedding will sell?

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There's an old saying, bad publicity is better than no publicity.

Ok, airing the wedding is a bad move.

Congrats to the Happy Couple

SpectreFate wrote:

Stender wrote:

Seriously though, HOW is she 41?!?

I'd bet every penny I have that not ALL of her is 41 years old.

Oh no you didn't..........

Troublezone wrote:

Even if he truly loves her this is a bad move career wise. There is a stigma attached to a Christian atrist wedding a former hooker. He should of just kept it a private matter.

What is he, some sort of holy roller that he can't marry an ex-prostitute? Even the Prophet Hosea was married to a prostitute. Who cares, as long as they're going to be happy and committed, it's nobody's business, stigma or not.

GrandNational wrote:

Troublezone wrote:

Even if he truly loves her this is a bad move career wise. There is a stigma attached to a Christian atrist wedding a former hooker. He should of just kept it a private matter.

What is he, some sort of holy roller that he can't marry an ex-prostitute? Even the Prophet Hosea was married to a prostitute. Who cares, as long as they're going to be happy and committed, it's nobody's business, stigma or not.

I think the point that was made is that not every man could marry an ex-prostitute - I couldn't (and wouldn't) do it. More power to Oz