Relationship help?

Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45

MetalRob331 wrote:

mc666 wrote:: if all you are out for is a piece of tail, just pay for it. you haven't displayed the personality here that's required to have it given to you.

you don't need to pay for a lil tail. Go to the bar theres always a few ladies there looking for some fun.

Heck just find a girl who looks desparate, and get drunk until she looks good Very Happy

. For me however, a piece of tail is the furthest from my mind. I just want somebody to spend my life with. There will be plenty of sex later.

Dinky Do Number of posts : 4830 Age : 43

DallasBlack wrote:

MetalRob331 wrote:

mc666 wrote:: if all you are out for is a piece of tail, just pay for it. you haven't displayed the personality here that's required to have it given to you.

you don't need to pay for a lil tail. Go to the bar theres always a few ladies there looking for some fun.

Heck just find a girl who looks desparate, and get drunk until she looks good Very Happy

. For me however, a piece of tail is the furthest from my mind. I just want somebody to spend my life with. There will be plenty of sex later.

i agree, why settle for one night of fun if you can have a lifetime of it?

Dinky Do Number of posts : 4830 Age : 43

Gooch any luck?

Ate his vegetables Number of posts : 4958 Age : 34

MetalRob331 wrote:: Gooch any luck?

He hasn't been on for a while...could be a good or a bad thing.

Dinky Do Number of posts : 4830 Age : 43

yes i noticed that could be bad as some woman get a little mad when you dont give them all the attention. Might never see him again

nOOb master Number of posts : 4429 Age : 35

What do you do when you meet the girl of your dreams yet they are in a happy long term relationship already? Any helpful advice anyone?

Ate his vegetables Number of posts : 4958 Age : 34

TheGooch wrote:: What do you do when you meet the girl of your dreams yet they are in a happy long term relationship already? Any helpful advice anyone?

Is stabbing out of the question?

Road Warrior Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48

TheGooch wrote:: What do you do when you meet the girl of your dreams yet they are in a happy long term relationship already? Any helpful advice anyone?

Accept it and move on... life is full of disappointments.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3830 Age : 44

TheGooch wrote:: but i want sex now not when im older!

Sounds to like you're looking for a smurf-for-hire for cheap thrills and not a girlfriend to find a meaningful relationship with. Perhaps this is why you don't have a girl.

The lost Ramone Number of posts : 6557 Age : 34

GrandNational wrote:

TheGooch wrote:: but i want sex now not when im older!

Sounds to like you're looking for a smurf-for-hire for cheap thrills and not a girlfriend to find a meaningful relationship with. Perhaps this is why you don't have a girl.

Harsh and true are the words of Grandnational.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37962 Age : 54

If only Gooch had heeded my wisdom from six months ago in this very thread:

Quote :: Go to a club wearing a pin that says "ASK ME ABOUT MY HUGE ORGAN"

He might be a happier man today.

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Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45

Troublezone wrote:

TheGooch wrote:: What do you do when you meet the girl of your dreams yet they are in a happy long term relationship already? Any helpful advice anyone?

Accept it and move on... life is full of disappointments.

I agree, my best friend was in love with his buddy's woman and the obssesion ruined his friendship with the both of them. Just let it go.

Master Of The Crotch Grab Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50

Just remember this:

PORN IS CHEAPER THAN DATING!

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37962 Age : 54

DeathCult wrote:: Just remember this:

PORN IS CHEAPER THAN DATING!

I used to have that on a fridge magnet:

Relationship help? - Page 4 CM519~Porn-Posters

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Metal master Number of posts : 679 Age : 38

Factors attributing to relationships/ opposite sex attention

- Location (actually kinda important, the 'new' kid has statistically higher odds)
- YOUR Personality (being you is good = genuine, but....)
- THEIR Interests (some chicks genuinely won't give a damn, so screw them)
- YOUR agenda (getting laid as opposed to actually estabilishing something meaningful)
- THEIR agenda (If their agenda is making it big and seeking out "Income > $200,000 a year" and you're wearing your Malevolent Creation shirt that smells like last nights venue, consider it game over)

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2256 Age : 40

Welcome to the board, SlaytanicPOWER!

You hit the nail right on the head in terms of relationships!

Metal master Number of posts : 679 Age : 38

Mglaffas81 wrote:: Welcome to the board, SlaytanicPOWER!

You hit the nail right on the head in terms of relationships!

Thanks

Trail and error (mostly error) I've found the most effective methods XD

The lost Ramone Number of posts : 6557 Age : 34

Mglaffas81 wrote:: Welcome to the board, SlaytanicPOWER!

You hit the nail right on the head in terms of relationships!

Haha...yeah especially the bit about sketchy malevolent creation T-shirts.

Metal master Number of posts : 679 Age : 38

Stender wrote:

Mglaffas81 wrote:: Welcome to the board, SlaytanicPOWER!

You hit the nail right on the head in terms of relationships!

Haha...yeah especially the bit about sketchy malevolent creation T-shirts.

The good thing is, if you land the right type of gurl, she will eventually open up to most of your stuff.

Example: Mine now knows the difference between death / thrash/ and power metal (in the most general sense) probably b/c everytime we get in my pickup I'm ranting the differences to her.

Metal student Number of posts : 147 Age : 36

masturbate a lot when you feel lonely.

Yeah...it helps. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Baron Von 40oz. Number of posts : 4386 Age : 34

juanmiguel wrote:: masturbate a lot when you feel lonely.

Yeah...it helps. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

yeah, that CTS is feeling great!

Roo Jockey Number of posts : 4609 Age : 46

Holy smurf poo, how did I miss this thread?! Best laugh I've had all week!!

Ah, to be young and desperate for a piece again...

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You're wicked, juan.

If you are looking for relationship advice, or even just trying to score - you have soooooo totally come to the wrong place. How many females we have here? I mena, you could swear we were in Bavaria!!

Simple truth:

If looking for love: Let your heart lead you.
If looking for release: Man, it is not worth the hassle! Watch the exercise channel. Unless you're under 22. Then you should just say the first thing that comes to mind!!!! And don't take, "I have a boyfriend" for an answer [not saying use force, just use your brain].

And if that doesn't work - move to Bartow or Walton Beach, Florida.

Metal master Number of posts : 679 Age : 38

UNCLE SAXON wrote:: You're wicked, juan.

If you are looking for relationship advice, or even just trying to score - you have soooooo totally come to the wrong place. How many females we have here? I mena, you could swear we were in Bavaria!!

Simple truth:

If looking for love: Let your heart lead you.
If looking for release: Man, it is not worth the hassle! Watch the exercise channel. Unless you're under 22. Then you should just say the first thing that comes to mind!!!! And don't take, "I have a boyfriend" for an answer [not saying use force, just use your brain].

And if that doesn't work - move to Bartow or Walton Beach, Florida.

Eventually, having a GF will lead to #2 on the "If looking..." list.

nOOb master Number of posts : 4429 Age : 35

DallasBlack wrote:

Troublezone wrote:

TheGooch wrote:: What do you do when you meet the girl of your dreams yet they are in a happy long term relationship already? Any helpful advice anyone?

Accept it and move on... life is full of disappointments.

I agree, my best friend was in love with his buddy's woman and the obssesion ruined his friendship with the both of them. Just let it go.

i think im just about here now with that. and no im not lonely or desperate in any way

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