Relationship help?

just how the hell are you supposed to form relationships with girls. i have tried everything i can think off too no avail. i never meet any girls who are single they always have boyfriends or what not

Tell them there's a party in your pants and everyone is invited.

im not even going to begin to tell you about that

I know it sounds cliche and dated and you probably don't want to hear it, but I will tell you b/c it is true. You will find love when you are not looking for it. I am not saying stay at home and wait for a knock on the door, but rather, go out and actively look for a girl to spend time with. It takes a lot of trial and error to get it right. But it will happen. I know this from personal experience. I wish you luck, brother. Peace.

yeah thats what everyone keeps telling me and i havent had a girl friend in three years despite all my best efforts. i cant wait any more ahhhhhhh

I met my wife on a blind date, If I had designed a woman for myself I could'nt have done a better job, You're young Go out & have a good time, Your woman is out there & you will meet her when the time is right.

Just dont look for one. Thats seriously the best position to ever be in.

but i want sex now not when im older!

TheGooch wrote:

but i want sex now not when im older!

No bro you got me all wrong, if you make it a thing to go out and look for women you will never find the right girl....its an unwritten rule. But if you just go on with your self for a while and forget about girls the right one is BOUND to come along.

i would not say i was. i just dont ever seem to do any finding

girls just are not interested in me. they always find heavy metal a turn off i suppose. im not willing to compromise on it though

TheGooch wrote:

i would not say i was. i just dont ever seem to do any finding

Yeah, well whatever you do dont hook up with a metal chick they are SCARY.

i know i used to know a few (none of them were single though)

TheGooch wrote:

girls just are not interested in me. they always find heavy metal a turn off i suppose. im not willing to compromise on it though

I actually got a girlfriend onceby going up to a chick and asking "So....you like Megadeth?".

She did.

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I actually got a girlfriend onceby going up to a chick and asking "So....you like Megadeth?".

She did.

So you're really secure in this persona you've created for yourself, eh?

no woman will pay any attention to a guy who's desperate. just let it go & relax. they'll come to you. unless you are broke or hideous that is.

Rule one Gooch don't go on a metal board seeking relationship advice.

Go to a club wearing a pin that says "ASK ME ABOUT MY HUGE ORGAN"

I actually got a girlfriend onceby going up to a chick and asking "So....you like Megadeth?".

She did. [/quote]

That is not she said, she said " Are you like, Clay Aiken?"

manny wrote:

Rule one Gooch don't go on a metal board seeking relationship advice.

Best advice you will get today.

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Best advice you will get today.

Actually, never put your wiener in a vacuum, no matter how good you think it is going to feel.

THAT is the best advice you'll get today.

spectrefate wrote:

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Best advice you will get today.

Actually, never put your wiener in a vacuum, no matter how good you think it is going to feel.

THAT is the best advice you'll get today.

True!And thats probably where He's headed next since He cant find a girlfriend.

TheGooch wrote:

but i want sex now not when im older!

You could always take a trip to amsterdam!

manny wrote:

I actually got a girlfriend onceby going up to a chick and asking "So....you like Megadeth?".

She did.

That is not she said, she said " Are you like, Clay Aiken?"[/quote]

LMAO!!!!!!!!

I found that looking for a girlfriend causes more drama, I ended up dating married women for the longest time and that's worse. Thank God I have a wonderful wife now, but I was single til I was 26. Just enjoy the single life because it's its own little blessing. Now's the time to sharpen your cooking and cleaning skills, how's that for metal?