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Fat Freddy
Metal, Movies, Beer
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spectrefate wrote:

Actually, never put your wiener in a vacuum, no matter how good you think it is going to feel.

THAT is the best advice you'll get today. Smile

I bet there's a good story behind that... but I'm not sure if I want to hear it. Shocked

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No, my story sucks. Ha! Get it? Vacuum? Sucks? lame


Dear Lord why can't 5 o'clock come any sooner???
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Fat Freddy wrote:
spectrefate wrote:

Actually, never put your wiener in a vacuum, no matter how good you think it is going to feel.

THAT is the best advice you'll get today. Smile

I bet there's a good story behind that... but I'm not sure if I want to hear it. Shocked

If it was a Dyson vacuum, I would be scared as much as they suck (as in powerful, as in a dyson vac could suck a golf ball through a garden hose)
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thejokeriv wrote:

could suck a golf ball through a garden hose)

Sounds like my first girlfriend in college.

OOOOOOHHHHHH SNAP! NOOOOOOOO I DIN'T!!!

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manny wrote:
That is not she said, she said " Are you like, Clay Aiken?"

That happens a lot. Embarassed
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spectrefate wrote:
So you're really secure in this persona you've created for yourself, eh? Smile

And what persona would that be? The questionably aged, metal-liking, Clay Aiken impersonator persona? If so, then yes I'm very secure with it.
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Schbopo wrote:


And what persona would that be? The questionably aged, metal-liking, Clay Aiken impersonator persona? If so, then yes I'm very secure with it.

That would be the one. You're not such a bad girl kid after all.
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Schbopo wrote:
spectrefate wrote:
So you're really secure in this persona you've created for yourself, eh? Smile

And what persona would that be? The questionably aged, metal-liking, Clay Aiken impersonator persona? If so, then yes I'm very secure with it.

You fend for yourself quite well here weedhopper.

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spectrefate wrote:
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Best advice you will get today.


Actually, never put your wiener in a vacuum, no matter how good you think it is going to feel.

THAT is the best advice you'll get today. Smile

someone asked me other night if i had ever done that and thankfully i have never
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Addy
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This is something I struggled with for so long but the best advice has been said "Dont go looking for it", If I were you I'd live life sounds lame I know but take it from me. If I were to count all the girlfriends I had I could fit the number on both hands maybe just one if i just counted serious ones... Im now married, and have been for almost 2 years (1st marriage) and Im 34. I met my wife when I was 19 she was 18 and MARRIED! (long story), Anyways my point is , Theres so much to do to focus on, I say just live life and let it happen naturally if you do that, when it does happen it will be so much more rewarding, definitly do not comprimise yourself. It'll happen man
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i guess so, i dunno. everyone says that to me all the time. i just dont want to end up like the forty year old virgin and be the subject of a really bad film
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scottmitchell74
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PostSubject: Re: Relationship help?   Relationship help? - Page 2 Icon_minitimeSat Nov 15, 2008 10:55 pm

I was gonna say "What about animals?" but that would be crude.

Things ended up good for me, but here's something I wish I would have thought of when I was young(er).

If you ask out 100 fine young ladies and 97 of them reject you....you've gone out with 3 fine young ladies. Don't think 97% failure....think 3 Hot Babes!!
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yes but so far it has been 100% failure rate. its a nice sentiment though
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Olafsto
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Here`s some good advice:

1. Stop wasting your life with pointless posting here, get off your computer and start chasing girls.

2. If the girls won`t have you, go for the boys!!! :defleppard:

3. Practice hard on whatever instrument you play, rockstars always get laid no matter how ugly or stupid they are.
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Olafsto wrote:
Here`s some good advice:

1. Stop wasting your life with pointless posting here, get off your computer and start chasing girls.

2. If the girls won`t have you, go for the boys!!! :defleppard:

3. Practice hard on whatever instrument you play, rockstars always get laid no matter how ugly or stupid they are.

its seven in the morning. everyone is asleep lol
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Addy
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Yeah Chicks dig musicians
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the sentinel wrote:
I know it sounds cliche and dated and you probably don't want to hear it, but I will tell you b/c it is true. You will find love when you are not looking for it. I am not saying stay at home and wait for a knock on the door, but rather, go out and actively look for a girl to spend time with. It takes a lot of trial and error to get it right. But it will happen. I know this from personal experience. I wish you luck, brother. Peace.

I'm still waiting and without a social life I will have to wait some more. I want to try eHarmony eventually but right now it is too expensive. The only place I can meet anybody right now is work and church. Ufortunatly work romance doesn't work and our singles class has remained virtually the same for quite some time. Any attractive woman that has come to class has never made a return visit. There were two that I found attractive but one doesn't seem to have any interest and the other hasn't been in class in about three months (she serves in the music ministry which takes up all her time). I have faith that God will bring the "one" to me eventually but so far he hasn't.
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And as far as work, there are only two attractive women over nights. One works on the opposite side of the store and I believe she has a boyfriend and the other is recently married. There was a cashier who was pretty hot but she barley lasted a month (she was lazy and unreliable). That sucked because she also liked metal.
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You know those metalheads. Lazy and unreliable. Smile
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spectrefate wrote:
You know those metalheads. Lazy and unreliable. Smile

lol!
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spectrefate wrote:
You know those metalheads. Lazy and unreliable. Smile

Well, she was also a bit of a stuck up [you know what] too. So there probably would have been any future for us even if she did remain. How come all the nice babes listen to crappy music? If they like metal they're either taken, ugly, or total [you know whats].
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well thers this girl i fancy in my flat but she has a boy friend so thats out of the question
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TheGooch wrote:
but i want sex now not when im older!


Lesson 2: Don't not use this line on any potential girlfriends or dates.
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manny wrote:
TheGooch wrote:
but i want sex now not when im older!


Lesson 2: Don't not use this line on any potential girlfriends or dates.

oh yeah i know that. luckily this place is a sausage fest so i can get away with it

i was just surprised it let me write the word sex without changing it
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Olafsto
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TheGooch wrote:
manny wrote:
TheGooch wrote:
but i want sex now not when im older!


Lesson 2: Don't not use this line on any potential girlfriends or dates.

oh yeah i know that. luckily this place is a sausage fest so i can get away with it

i was just surprised it let me write the word sex without changing it

Change to,
But i want a smurf now not when im older. Smile
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