VINNIE PAUL Selling His Personal Oven

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Fat Freddy wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:: I'm baking up a fresh batch of "Chocolate Chip Cookies From Hell" right now and a recipe for "A Vulgar Display of Fudge" for later. Who wants to lick the beaters?

How's about some "Reinventing the Casserole" and "The Great Southern Spice Cake" to go with that?

I'll bring some "Far beyond daquiris".

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

Let's not forget some "Meatloaf Magic"

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Projects in the Oven.

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spectrefate wrote:: Projects in the Oven.

... I hope that whenever he finally sells that hunk of junk oven, that he has scraped out any leftover "Projects" that might still be inside.

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MetalGuy71 wrote:: I'm baking up a fresh batch of "Chocolate Chip Cookies From Hell" right now and a recipe for "A Vulgar Display of Fudge" for later. Who wants to lick the beaters?

That should be "Primal Concrete Fudge". And a "Vulgar Display of Brownies". Yea, I think that joke works better. Please ignore that previous post.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

The Vinnie Paul Clearance Sale is back! Now he wants to auction off his old toilets...

VINNIE PAUL's Toilets To Be Auctioned - July 14, 2010
Decibel: Over the last couple of years, you've put your oven and your first cell phone on eBay…

Vinnie Paul: Yeah, that was just comedy, dude. Anybody who thinks I'm hurtin' for money and I did that for any reason other than just for the fun of it is crazy. The oven was sitting out by the side of my house because I replaced it, and a friend of mine, Video Bob, who works for me at my label, said, "Why don't we put it on eBay?" And it was hilarious how much press coverage it got. The thing didn't even work, and I wound up getting $1,000 for it. The guy drove down from Seattle in his truck to pick it up, and I autographed it for him. He was on cloud nine, you know? So, it was just something we did for fun. Anybody takes it any other way, they just don't know me.

Decibel: What happened with the cell phone?

Vinnie Paul: Oh, that was even funnier. I was cleaning out my house when I found it. It was one of the first cell phones they ever made, and it was the size of a shoe. We were all just laughing at it. And, of course, Video Bob happened to be over again, so he was like, "Dude, let's put it on eBay!" I think I got about five or six hundred bucks for the damn thing.

Decibel: What are you gonna auction off next?

Vinnie Paul: Actually, you'll be the first person I've told this to, but I'm seriously thinking about putting my toilets up there. My new house I bought in Vegas, I didn't like the toilets it came with. They were kinda old-school and small and had those wooden seat caps, so I replaced 'em all. And now I've got three toilets from my house in Vegas that I'm about to throw on eBay. I can't wait to see the shitstorm that causes! [Laughs]

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Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

Sure. Why not? If someone is stupid enough to bid on it, go for it. I just hope they understand and agree to the shipping & handling charges on a used crapper before bidding.

Eyesore, what would be the appropriate fee for such a transaction?

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I HOPE HE CLEANS IT FIRST AND SIGN THE TOILET PAPER AT LEAST VINNIE PAUL Selling His Personal Oven - Page 2 Lol

Road Warrior Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48

He's definately taking advantage of his fans... but if they're dumb enough to buy his broken junk or "crapper", whatever. Dime was always the jokester in the band... but in a good hearted way. Vinnie is trying to just make some extra cash in disguise of a "joke".

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I don't see how much he can actually gain from this. Either they will go for next to nothing or they'll sell for high amounts and the buyers won't pay once they realise it was a bit dumb.

If it jams it jams Number of posts : 1023 Age : 125

HAHA!

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So he's admitting he has a big a**?

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TheNazgul wrote:: So he's admitting he has a big a**?

Haven't you heard any Hell Yeah yet? That should be reason enough.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3908 Age : 52

He lives here in Las Vegas and these were items from his house he bought here and is selling a lot of it. I read about that in some news blurb somewhere. I see this guy all the time, but I hate Pantera, Damageplan, and HellYeah... so whatever.

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Lurideath wrote:: He lives here in Las Vegas and these were items from his house he bought here and is selling a lot of it. I read about that in some news blurb somewhere. I see this guy all the time, but I hate Pantera, Damageplan, and HellYeah... so whatever.

You mean you wouldn't want to talk drums with him? VINNIE PAUL Selling His Personal Oven - Page 2 84826

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I can't believe someone would actually be willing to buy this crap

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Quote :: You mean you wouldn't want to talk drums with him?

haha absolutely not. He acts high and mighty everywhere he goes. I feel bad for the guy, but other than that, he's just another dude from a bunch of shitty bands like most musicians in Vegas.

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