Horror-inducing metal

Loved seventh power

This is a little scary...

Atrocity covers Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Strangely I find this one both horrific and bad-ass in equal measure.

And a band that I love but this track... I don't know. This is a bonus track off of Unholy. It is definitely cringe-worthy, and admittedly, I love some bad pop covers by metal bands.

tohostudios wrote:

I know Eyesore disagrees with me but this is some of the most horrifying metal I've ever heard.

The french pop tunes aren't the problem. The snooze-inducing metal riffs and the stupidly over-the-top female vocals are the real issue.

This band should change their name to Cliche. Laughable.

That's sort of how I feel about most Therion, really....

Actually, the worst metal song (and video) ive seen is something called Upsidedown Cross: Mass in Blood. I dont know if i can post the link, but check it out on youtube (at your own risk) and shudder.

Fat Freddy wrote:

Atrocity covers Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Strangely I find this one both horrific and bad-ass in equal measure.

While this is fairly horrific I think that it drops points for not even being the worst metal cover of a Frankie Goes To Hollywood song, that honor goes to Warfare and their abysmal Two Tribes cover (I don't know how to put videos on here or I'd prove it! (Be thankful that I'm crappy with computers )

Boris2008 wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

Atrocity covers Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Strangely I find this one both horrific and bad-ass in equal measure.

While this is fairly horrific I think that it drops points for not even being the worst metal cover of a Frankie Goes To Hollywood song, that honor goes to Warfare and their abysmal Two Tribes cover (I don't know how to put videos on here or I'd prove it! (Be thankful that I'm crappy with computers )

OK, I wanna see this one so here's how you post videos assuming they are from YouTube:

[youtube]url/address of the video [/youtube]

You asked for it!



Gah! Still won't work! Just go to Youtube. Edit, Ha! Thanks and er enjoy!

Take that url/ out and it will work.

No one can forget this new horror-ble classic...........

SpectreFate wrote:

No one can forget this new horror-ble classic...........

Threw up in my mouth when I originally posted it. Now - I know better than to click that.

I don't really have words for this!

Boris2008 wrote:

You asked for it!



Gah! Still won't work! Just go to Youtube. Edit, Ha! Thanks and er enjoy!

Yeah, that's pretty horrible. I actually like the original song though.

Here are the words you are looking for: Thor F'N Rules!

Boris2008 wrote:

I don't really have words for this!

Oh my, that is FUNNY!!!! The 80s were such a great era for unintentional comedy.

S.D. wrote:

Boris2008 wrote:

I don't really have words for this!

Oh my, that is FUNNY!!!! The 80s were such a great era for unintentional comedy.

I guess this thread is about you guys being scared - or Horror-fied by great metal.

I truly don't understand how anyone (other than a former member of the band) could think that is great metal? So, which instrument did you play?



Hell, even Manowar is better and I think I just threw up a little while writing that....

S.D. wrote:

I truly don't understand how anyone (other than a former member of the band) could think that is great metal? So, which instrument did you play?



Hell, even Manowar is better and I think I just threw up a little while writing that....

"Thunder on the Tundra" is the prototype for what Armored Saint, Early Fates Warning, or even your precious Coroner ended up doing!!!! [ok, Coroner was a major stretch].

And you deserve to throw up a little. You still owe $8.50 for that Hoeks Death Metal Pizza!

I could have sworn Judas Priest was the prototype for all that stuff.

UNCLE SAXON'S KICKASS CDS wrote:

S.D. wrote:

Boris2008 wrote:

I don't really have words for this!

Oh my, that is FUNNY!!!! The 80s were such a great era for unintentional comedy.

I guess this thread is about you guys being scared - or Horror-fied by great metal.

Hey, If you like Thor, good for you. But it was exactly this kind of pantomime act that really put me off the genre. Black Sabbath never ponced around with a massive rubber hammer, neither did Priest so I just thought that it was silly and masked some really sub par music.

It's funny though, I've revisited some stuff that I owned that I thought was terrible at the time and it doesn't sound as bad as I thought it was (Rouge Male, Damian Thorne). This still does!

Boris2008 wrote:

Hey, If you like Thor, good for you. But it was exactly this kind of pantomime act that really put me off the genre. Black Sabbath never ponced around with a massive rubber hammer, neither did Priest so I just thought that it was silly and masked some really sub par music.

Wow - I was pretty much joking. But if you don't think BS and JP did some freaky, stupid [in retrospect] stuff - Go back to the Chuck Klosterman School of Rock.

And Rogue Male has ALWAYS been cool. Unless you also think Lemmy is a charactiture [sp?]...