Geoff Tate to Rocklahoma, "You Guys Suck"

What if "The Myth...The Man...The Geoff" got Yngwie to take the Drover vacancy ?

James B. wrote:

What if "The Myth...The Man...The Geoff" got Yngwie to take the Drover vacancy ?

I doubt the two egos would be able to share the spotlight.

Back when that might've worked but now it'd be like Dokken/Lynch. Can't be near each other.

Those shirts are pretty cool actually...but I'd feel dirty if I actually bought one of those.

DallasBlack wrote:

James B. wrote:

What if "The Myth...The Man...The Geoff" got Yngwie to take the Drover vacancy ?

I doubt the two egos would be able to share the spotlight.

Was only being sarcastic, which more often than not....fails on the interweb thingy in a major way.

James B. wrote:

DallasBlack wrote:

James B. wrote:

What if "The Myth...The Man...The Geoff" got Yngwie to take the Drover vacancy ?

I doubt the two egos would be able to share the spotlight.

Was only being sarcastic, which more often than not....fails on the interweb thingy in a major way.

Oh, I knew that. I in turn was making a joke which does the same as sarcasm apparently .

thejokeriv wrote:

Pure comic gold on The Geoff's recent interviews (they even get a fake Tate to call in):

If you have the time, enjoy:

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thats awesome!!!

....aaaaaand Glenn Drover's replacement in Tateryche/Scabryche/The Artist Formerly Known as Queensryche (take your pick) is... perennial hair-metal fill-in guy Kerri Kelli! You all know Kerri, right? He's...um...that guy! Y'know, the one with the thing! Who was in that band!

According to Metal Sludge, Keri Kelli (SLASH'S SNAKEPIT, ALICE COOPER, RATT) is rumored to be joining vocalist Geoff Tate's newly assembled version of QUEENSRŸCHE as the replacement for the recently departed Glen Drover (MEGADETH, KING DIAMOND).

Keri Kelli is a great guitarist. A great addition to The Geoff's Band Of Merry Musical Journeymen.

Fat Freddy wrote:

....aaaaaand Glenn Drover's replacement in Tateryche/Scabryche/The Artist Formerly Known as Queensryche (take your pick) is... perennial hair-metal fill-in guy Kerri Kelli! You all know Kerri, right? He's...um...that guy! Y'know, the one with the thing! Who was in that band!

According to Metal Sludge, Keri Kelli (SLASH'S SNAKEPIT, ALICE COOPER, RATT) is rumored to be joining vocalist Geoff Tate's newly assembled version of QUEENSRŸCHE as the replacement for the recently departed Glen Drover (MEGADETH, KING DIAMOND).

Weren't we joking about that a month or so back??

Poor Kelli, always the fill in.

Dark Horseman wrote:

Poor Kelli, always the fill in.

He's the Ted McGinley of the metal world!

thejokeriv wrote:

Dark Horseman wrote:

Poor Kelli, always the fill in.

He's the Ted McGinley of the metal world!

Rumors that Tim "Ripper" Owens has joined the band are uncomfirmed at this time.

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Rumors that Tim "Ripper" Owens has joined the band are uncomfirmed at this time.

When Geoff Tate eventually leaves Geoff Tate's Queensryche, they'll hire Ripper Owens to fill in. The band will then be known as "Geoff Tate Disciples"

Ripper singing would actually give them life.

Ripper deserves better than a second rate Queensryche IMO.

Saw this on another board - too funny not to share:

Yngwie J Tate's next press release.


"cuz some of ya'll may'd a not knows that I am of the Afro-mericism decent. My new posse of mucial type peeps are gonna perform N.W.A "Straight Outta Compton" album in it's total
completeness. Sa'prize guest'z be Nilla Ice and enema m's"

You guys are making me snort coffee out my nose.

James B. wrote:

Yngwie J Tate's next press release.


"cuz some of ya'll may'd a not knows that I am of the Afro-mericism decent. My new posse of mucial type peeps are gonna perform N.W.A "Straight Outta Compton" album in it's total
completeness. Sa'prize guest'z be Nilla Ice and enema m's"

As a black man, I find that highly offensive!
However, since I'm not black:

God, this is terrible. Geoff's voice, obviously, isn't what it once was and he doesn't sound too bad here...but the band? Whoooo! That's bad bad bad. Are they all drunk? And they needed three guitarists for that travesty?

Eyesore wrote:

God, this is terrible. Geoff's voice, obviously, isn't what it once was and he doesn't sound too bad here...but the band? Whoooo! That's bad bad bad. Are they all drunk? And they needed three guitarists for that travesty?

i guess it's just me, but that doesn't sound too much different from the original studio version.

mc666 wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

God, this is terrible. Geoff's voice, obviously, isn't what it once was and he doesn't sound too bad here...but the band? Whoooo! That's bad bad bad. Are they all drunk? And they needed three guitarists for that travesty?

i guess it's just me, but that doesn't sound too much different from the original studio version.

You can't hear how terrible those guitarists are?

I'm not a musician, so I can't tell what exactly is wrong with the band. There's only a feeling how they totally ruined this masterpiece of a song. All of them.