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Hadley
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PostSubject: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeThu Jan 12, 2012 11:20 pm

I was recently at the supermarket's medicine aisle and i noticed a cold medication. The bizzare thing? The brand name of said cold medication was 666. Thats the name, seriously, im not making this up. I have no idea why they picked that name, but it CANT be good for sales.
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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeThu Jan 12, 2012 11:44 pm

Post some pics.

Edit: It's reeeaaal:

Bizzare find at the supermarket 666-cold-caplets

"666: The choice of King Diamond and Venom for all of their nasal congestion needs."


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Hadley
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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeThu Jan 12, 2012 11:49 pm

I googled it and apparently its a legit product by a legit company:
http://www.monticellodrug.com/products/666-cold-prep.html

Still, you'd think they'd pick a name thats a bit less "questionable"

EDIT: Also, this "legit" company doesnt even have a wikipedia page. Of course, that may not be a bad thing considering recent events Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeFri Jan 13, 2012 7:46 am

"New 666...when you have a devil of a cold."

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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeFri Jan 13, 2012 8:19 am

i can imagine some dumbfounded looks from the marketing department when someone points this one out..

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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeFri Jan 13, 2012 8:30 am

Laughing very hard

"Try 666... it'll beat the hell out of your cold!"

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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeFri Jan 13, 2012 8:31 am

Do they have a product for 'roids?
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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeFri Jan 13, 2012 8:34 am

"New 666 will make you feel better so fast your head will spin."

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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeFri Jan 13, 2012 8:41 am

thejokeriv wrote:
Do they have a product for 'roids?


'666 will the kick your hemorrhoids right out of your ass!'
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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeFri Jan 13, 2012 8:46 am

Wife- "honey"

Husband- "yes dear"

Wide- "umm, what is this ?" (husband looks)

Husband= "cold medicine, it was on your list"

Wife-"I wanted something else...why did you buy this ?"

Husband= "the devil made me do it"

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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeFri Jan 13, 2012 9:00 am

Prefered cold medicine of the Antichrist.
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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeFri Jan 13, 2012 9:09 am

Terrible brand name...


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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeFri Jan 13, 2012 10:04 am

The medical doctors review on the new product 666:



Two thumbs down....way down.
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Hadley
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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeFri Jan 13, 2012 4:04 pm

Anyone heard the jingle for this brand?:

"666, the cold medicine of the beast, mucus and phglem were borne to be released"

Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeFri Jan 13, 2012 7:59 pm

If this was a sleep medicine, it would say "666, the number of the-ZZZZ's"
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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeFri Jan 13, 2012 8:00 pm

GrandNational wrote:
If this was a sleep medicine, it would say "666, the number of the-ZZZZ's"

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeFri Jan 13, 2012 10:53 pm

Someone's product marketing team needs to be FIRED!
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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeSat Jan 14, 2012 8:49 am

"Will have you up and running with the devil in no time"

I don't see how something like that can make it through all the layers products have to get through before they are on the shelves. Even if the company brain trust was so naive, you'd think like one person in the test marketing process would mention this.

I can see them looking at the sales figures puzzled why they haven't sold many in the Bible belt but Norwegian sales are through the roof.
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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeSat Jan 14, 2012 9:35 am

Hadley wrote:
Anyone heard the jingle for this brand?:

"666, the cold medicine of the beast, mucus and phglem were borne to be released"

Laughing

Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeSat Jan 14, 2012 11:25 am

Glen Benton is their top salesman. He earns a few bucks here and there for cigarettes.
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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeSun Jan 15, 2012 12:00 pm

Invented by our founder Tharp Spencer Roberts, 666 cold remedies were originally patented as "Roberts Remedies #666". The name derived from the prescription pad number on which he wrote a formula to treat a rural preacher with a severe case of malarial fever and chills . This formula was credited with saving the life of the much beloved fever sufferer and it came to be requested by reference to the "666" number off the prescription pad.
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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeSun Jan 15, 2012 12:45 pm

Still a bad name if you're trying to market the product.

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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeSun Jan 15, 2012 1:23 pm

Lari wrote:
Invented by our founder Tharp Spencer Roberts, 666 cold remedies were originally patented as "Roberts Remedies #666". The name derived from the prescription pad number on which he wrote a formula to treat a rural preacher with a severe case of malarial fever and chills . This formula was credited with saving the life of the much beloved fever sufferer and it came to be requested by reference to the "666" number off the prescription pad.
Ha! How about that, you Christian turds! A priest is to blame. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeSun Jan 15, 2012 7:07 pm

Eyesore wrote:
Lari wrote:
Invented by our founder Tharp Spencer Roberts, 666 cold remedies were originally patented as "Roberts Remedies #666". The name derived from the prescription pad number on which he wrote a formula to treat a rural preacher with a severe case of malarial fever and chills . This formula was credited with saving the life of the much beloved fever sufferer and it came to be requested by reference to the "666" number off the prescription pad.
Ha! How about that, you Christian turds! A priest is to blame. lol!

this "Christian turd" thinks it bad marketing no matter who invented it...

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PostSubject: Re: Bizzare find at the supermarket   Bizzare find at the supermarket Icon_minitimeSun Jan 15, 2012 7:28 pm

tohostudios wrote:
"New 666 will make you feel better so fast your head will spin."

+1 points for obscurity! Or maybe obliqueness.

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