The return of the I am so metal thread

Metal master Number of posts : 823 Age : 36

I am so metal that I don't need iron boots to enter the water temple!

The King Number of posts : 23281 Age : 50

I am so metal that I have a wikipedia page.

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Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1064 Age : 31

She's more metal than all of you

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

Does her shirt read "I [heart] PHUCKET"?

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Metal graduate Number of posts : 349 Age : 55

Saw that on Blabbermouth last night. Love the ninja circle @ :40.

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I'm so metal that hearing a melody makes me rust.

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 6719 Age : 53

S.D. wrote:: I'm so metal that hearing a melody makes me rust.

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That was the reaction I was going for. Unfortunately I've actually known people that think that way.

Metal graduate Number of posts : 349 Age : 55

I am so metal that under my beard is not a chin, its a Jackson Flying V

Metal graduate Number of posts : 349 Age : 55

I'm so metal that Chuck Norris throws up Crimsonmask horns when he goes to concerts

Scurvy Skalliwag Number of posts : 12851 Age : 60

I am so METAL.....

.......I almost didn't get the above post !

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The King Number of posts : 23281 Age : 50

I am so metal not even picard and riker can understand

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Scurvy Skalliwag Number of posts : 12851 Age : 60

I am so METAL...
....Sam Dunn is doing a James B. episode of The Evolution of Metal on VH1 Classic

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Metal student Number of posts : 174 Age : 55

I am so METAL…
..that before they met me they were known as Aluminum Maiden.

I am so METAL…
..that before they met me they were known as Judas Alterboy.

I am so METAL…
..that before they released Kill Em All they were called Lica.

I am so METAL…
..that before they met me Iced Earth was a cold front………

Never got to meet the guys from Megadeth…..

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37954 Age : 54

I'm so METAL that I wore an Iron Maiden shirt to the DMV today to get my new driver's license photo!!

...of course, you can't see the Maiden shirt in the actual photo, but *I* know it's there. Very Happy

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12811 Age : 55

Fat Freddy wrote:: I'm so METAL that I wore an Iron Maiden shirt to the DMV today to get my new driver's license photo!!

...of course, you can't see the Maiden shirt in the actual photo, but *I* know it's there.

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 6719 Age : 53

I am so METAL...

...that I want the show to be over by/before midnight.

I am so METAL...

...that I complain when my ears ring after a show.

Did I do that right?

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Metal Wanker Number of posts : 6039 Age : 56

I'm with Shawn so i'm doubly metal.

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

Me too.

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I'm so METAL...

...I left the Van Halen concert early so I could beat the traffic and be home by 11:00

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I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.

Metal Wanker Number of posts : 6039 Age : 56

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I'm so metal I don't bang my head anymore as it throws out my upper back.

Hope i'm playing right.

The King Number of posts : 23281 Age : 50

I am so metal that all these emoticons move when i look at them...

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MetalGuy71 wrote:: Me too.

I'm so METAL...

...I left the Van Halen concert early so I could beat the traffic and be home by 11:00

That's a tad pathetic. Laughing very hard

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

S.D. wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:: Me too.

I'm so METAL...

...I left the Van Halen concert early so I could beat the traffic and be home by 11:00

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Eh, it was a boring show anyway. I left during Eddie's solo. I only missed 2 songs before it was over.

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Metal is Forever Number of posts : 7640 Age : 56

Shawn Of Fire wrote:: I am so METAL...

...that I complain when my ears ring after a show.

Did I do that right?

And this is why I wear these at shows: http://www.surefire.com/EP3-Sonic-Defenders

I've had enough hearing loss from gunfire and heavy metal! Does that make me so METAL?

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12811 Age : 55

Witchfinder wrote:

Shawn Of Fire wrote:: I am so METAL...

...that I complain when my ears ring after a show.

Did I do that right?

And this is why I wear these at shows: http://www.surefire.com/EP3-Sonic-Defenders

I've had enough hearing loss from gunfire and heavy metal! Does that make me so METAL?

I wear these at shows:

http://www.etymotic.com/hp/er20.html

I have no desire to lose my hearing!

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