The return of the I am so metal thread

Scurvy Skalliwag Number of posts : 12851 Age : 60

I am so metal......

...my ol' lady can stick a fridge magnet on my @$$ !

I am so metal....

....Chuck Norris flashes the horns when I am in his presence !

I am so metal....

....they won't let me into the rock and roll hall of fame as a tourist !

I am so metal....

....the scrap yard pays me money if I drive by !

I am so metal...

... my poop never floats !

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12811 Age : 55

I am so metal my band got deleted from Wikipedia!

The King Number of posts : 23281 Age : 50

I am so metal I got dumped by my employer as their mascot!!

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Scurvy Skalliwag Number of posts : 12851 Age : 60

I am so metal....

....my dandruff can be pixked up with a magnet

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Metal novice Number of posts : 14 Age : 32

I am so metal that my dad beats me at night

Metal master Number of posts : 823 Age : 36

I am so metal that I actually rock.

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

I'm so metal...

The ringing of Big Ben in London is actually a recording of my testicles banging together.

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I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37954 Age : 54

I'm so metal that I eat Brillo pads for breakfast and crap'em out as guitar strings for the members of Manowar.

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Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

I'm so metal...

Judas Priest named their album 'Screaming For Vengeance' after they saw me yell at the drive-thru window at McDonald's for forgetting the extra ketchup packets.

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I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.

Metal graduate Number of posts : 349 Age : 55

I am so metal I smurf poo re-bar

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37954 Age : 54

I'm so metal that I can shoot down an airplane simply by pointing my finger at it and shouting "BANG!"

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Scurvy Skalliwag Number of posts : 12851 Age : 60

I am so metal.....

if I sport some wood at the airport, the detectors go off

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12811 Age : 55

James B. wrote:: I am so metal.....

if I sport some wood at the airport, the detectors go off

Well, I'm so metal I can even go though the metal detector and thus I end up getting gate raped by the TSA!

Metal master Number of posts : 626 Age : 60

thejokeriv wrote:: I am so metal my band got deleted from Wikipedia!

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Scurvy Skalliwag Number of posts : 12851 Age : 60

I am so METAL......

....The TSA has me on a "special" list !

I am so METAL....
....if you look up "heavy metal" in the dictionary, my photo is right beside the definition.

I am so METAL....
.....I have my own symbol on the periodic table of elements !

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Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2256 Age : 40

James B is so metal, he needs a magnet to get hard

Metal graduate Number of posts : 492 Age : 105

I am so metal, that when I listen to it, I jizz mercury.

The King Number of posts : 23281 Age : 50

I am so metal my Crown attracts chicks.

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Scurvy Skalliwag Number of posts : 12851 Age : 60

I am so metal....
.....bands wear shirts with my picture and name on it !

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The King Number of posts : 23281 Age : 50

James B. wrote:: I am so metal....
.....bands wear shirts with my picture and name on it !

try having a whole chain named after you Laughing

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37954 Age : 54

I am so metal that Eddie Trunk has never heard of me!

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Scurvy Skalliwag Number of posts : 12851 Age : 60

I am so METAL.....
........I HAVE heard of Ultimatum The return of the I am so metal thread 795291

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Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45

I am so metal, I rust in the rain.

I am so metal, I'm the answer to the second song on the last Helloween album.

I am so metal, I can't get throuh airport security.

I am so metal, I'm affraid of magnets.

Metal master Number of posts : 823 Age : 36

I'm so metal that I don't have a ring finger or middle finger on either hand.

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 19329 Age : 53

I'm so metal Laaz Rockit wrote a song about me.

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