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+21Witchfinder Dark Horseman onrypt Shawn Of Fire BearOnUnicycle metalinmyveins stepcousin Grimmo Leatherface DallasBlack TheDoctor'sScarf Mglaffas81 jerseyultifan+ CRIMSONMASK Fat Freddy MetalGuy71 The_Jayroh thrashindeed exact33 thejokeriv James B. 25 posters |
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James B.
Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts : 12763
Age : 60
|  Subject: The return of the I am so metal thread  Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:30 am | |
| I am so metal......
...my ol' lady can stick a fridge magnet on my @$$ !
I am so metal....
....Chuck Norris flashes the horns when I am in his presence !
I am so metal....
....they won't let me into the rock and roll hall of fame as a tourist !
I am so metal....
....the scrap yard pays me money if I drive by !
I am so metal...
... my poop never floats ! _________________  | |
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thejokeriv
Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 12811
Age : 55
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:23 am | |
| I am so metal my band got deleted from Wikipedia! | |
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exact33
The King
Number of posts : 23274
Age : 50
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:25 am | |
| I am so metal I got dumped by my employer as their mascot!! _________________  | |
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James B.
Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts : 12763
Age : 60
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:40 am | |
| I am so metal....
....my dandruff can be pixked up with a magnet _________________ | |
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thrashindeed
Metal novice
Number of posts : 14
Age : 32
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Sun Jan 08, 2012 7:14 pm | |
| I am so metal that my dad beats me at night | |
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The_Jayroh
Metal master
Number of posts : 823
Age : 36
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:55 am | |
| I am so metal that I actually rock. | |
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MetalGuy71
Bukkake Tsunami
Number of posts : 25557
Age : 53
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:50 am | |
| I'm so metal...
The ringing of Big Ben in London is actually a recording of my testicles banging together.
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I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.
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Fat Freddy
Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37871
Age : 54
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:27 am | |
| I'm so metal that I eat Brillo pads for breakfast and crap'em out as guitar strings for the members of Manowar.
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"I am reluctant to get too deep into politics, and I don’t expect politicians to get too deep into music."
- Paul Stanley
HEY KIDS! Check out my way-cool CD and movie reviews and other geeky nonsense on the HubPages Network: http://hubpages.com/@fatfreddyscat
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MetalGuy71
Bukkake Tsunami
Number of posts : 25557
Age : 53
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:38 am | |
| I'm so metal...
Judas Priest named their album 'Screaming For Vengeance' after they saw me yell at the drive-thru window at McDonald's for forgetting the extra ketchup packets.
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I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.
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CRIMSONMASK
Metal graduate
Number of posts : 349
Age : 55
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:14 am | |
| I am so metal I smurf poo re-bar | |
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Fat Freddy
Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37871
Age : 54
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:16 am | |
| I'm so metal that I can shoot down an airplane simply by pointing my finger at it and shouting "BANG!"
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"I am reluctant to get too deep into politics, and I don’t expect politicians to get too deep into music."
- Paul Stanley
HEY KIDS! Check out my way-cool CD and movie reviews and other geeky nonsense on the HubPages Network: http://hubpages.com/@fatfreddyscat
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James B.
Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts : 12763
Age : 60
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:15 pm | |
| I am so metal.....
if I sport some wood at the airport, the detectors go off _________________ | |
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thejokeriv
Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 12811
Age : 55
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:22 pm | |
| - James B. wrote:
- I am so metal.....
if I sport some wood at the airport, the detectors go off Well, I'm so metal I can even go though the metal detector and thus I end up getting gate raped by the TSA! | |
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jerseyultifan+
Metal master
Number of posts : 626
Age : 60
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James B.
Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts : 12763
Age : 60
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:29 pm | |
| I am so METAL......
....The TSA has me on a "special" list !
I am so METAL....
....if you look up "heavy metal" in the dictionary, my photo is right beside the definition.
I am so METAL....
.....I have my own symbol on the periodic table of elements ! _________________ | |
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Mglaffas81
Heart of Metal
Number of posts : 2256
Age : 40
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:56 pm | |
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James B is so metal, he needs a magnet to get hard
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TheDoctor'sScarf
Metal graduate
Number of posts : 492
Age : 104
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:20 pm | |
| I am so metal, that when I listen to it, I jizz mercury. | |
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exact33
The King
Number of posts : 23274
Age : 50
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:51 pm | |
| I am so metal my Crown attracts chicks. _________________ | |
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James B.
Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts : 12763
Age : 60
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:51 pm | |
| I am so metal....
.....bands wear shirts with my picture and name on it ! _________________ | |
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exact33
The King
Number of posts : 23274
Age : 50
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:55 pm | |
| - James B. wrote:
- I am so metal....
.....bands wear shirts with my picture and name on it ! try having a whole chain named after you  _________________ | |
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Fat Freddy
Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37871
Age : 54
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:00 pm | |
| I am so metal that Eddie Trunk has never heard of me!
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"I am reluctant to get too deep into politics, and I don’t expect politicians to get too deep into music."
- Paul Stanley
HEY KIDS! Check out my way-cool CD and movie reviews and other geeky nonsense on the HubPages Network: http://hubpages.com/@fatfreddyscat
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James B.
Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts : 12763
Age : 60
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:13 pm | |
| I am so METAL..... ........I HAVE heard of Ultimatum  _________________ | |
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DallasBlack
Zooey Addict
Number of posts : 17074
Age : 45
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:15 pm | |
| I am so metal, I rust in the rain.
I am so metal, I'm the answer to the second song on the last Helloween album.
I am so metal, I can't get throuh airport security.
I am so metal, I'm affraid of magnets. | |
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The_Jayroh
Metal master
Number of posts : 823
Age : 36
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:16 am | |
| I'm so metal that I don't have a ring finger or middle finger on either hand.
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Leatherface
Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 19229
Age : 53
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:38 am | |
| I'm so metal Laaz Rockit wrote a song about me. | |
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