Steven Tyler Knocks Out 2 Teeth...

...no, not punching out Joe Perry on stage. Slipping in the shower.

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That can't feel good.

American Idol judge Steven Tyler was hospitalized today after falling down while staying at the Bourbon Hotel in Asuncion, according to reports out of Paraguay. The Aerosmith singer reportedly slipped in the shower.

The result? The "Cryin'" crooner is now missing two of his teeth.

The American Idol judge spent three hours in the hospital for cuts near his eyebrow and mouth, not to mention losing his teeth, but is said to be back at his hotel now resting, according to a local news agency.

The 63-year-old was scheduled to perform at a rock festival in the South American nation of Paraguay, but has postponed the concert.

Yeesh! Careful old timer, you could break a hip.

Sucks getting old!

This sucks!!!!!!!! The band is working on a new album, which is now going to be delayed again!!! and also WTF!!! The American Idol judge? Sod that he is the singer in AEROSMITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reports that he called for help using a 'Life Alert' button around his neck have not been confirmed at this time.

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Reports that he called for help using a 'Life Alert' button around his neck have not been confirmed at this time.

At least when Keith Richards knocked himself out a coupla years ago, he did it by falling out of a coconut tree. Slipping in the shower just sounds like something my grandma would do.

And in several months we will hear that Tyler is back in rehab for addiction to pain meds

He sure has been accident prone in recent years...

It also sucks that the whole world gets to know every little mishap that happens to him... Like if he cuts himself shaving. lol

Ouch. Aren't people of his advanced age supposed to use a Shower Chair to prevent accidents just like this one?



Woooo...saucy!

Fat Freddy wrote:

Ouch. Aren't people of his advanced age supposed to use a Shower Chair to prevent accidents just like this one?



Woooo...saucy!

Or a better non-slip shower mat.

thejokeriv wrote:

And in several months we will hear that Tyler is back in rehab for addiction to pain meds

Bingo!! If you've read his biography, he's been off the Columbian marching powder for some time now. It's just been replaced with doctor-prescribed pain meds by the barrel-full. But it's coming from a doctor, so it's ok. It's not illicit drugs, it's "medication".

MetalGuy71 wrote:

thejokeriv wrote:

And in several months we will hear that Tyler is back in rehab for addiction to pain meds

Bingo!! If you've read his biography, he's been off the Columbian marching powder for some time now. It's just been replaced with doctor-prescribed pain meds by the barrel-full. But it's coming from a doctor, so it's ok. It's not illicit drugs, it's "medication".

That's what Michael Jackson said...

I slipped out of the shower a couple years ago. As funny as it was, it was scary. I blogged about it back then.

http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2008/04/excitement-of-first-time.html

The chain of events from the moment I slipped was just ridiculous.

Troublezone wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:

thejokeriv wrote:

And in several months we will hear that Tyler is back in rehab for addiction to pain meds

Bingo!! If you've read his biography, he's been off the Columbian marching powder for some time now. It's just been replaced with doctor-prescribed pain meds by the barrel-full. But it's coming from a doctor, so it's ok. It's not illicit drugs, it's "medication".

That's what Michael Jackson said...

That was Elvis' excuse too. He didn't do "drugs" like them dirty hippies. He was "prescribed medication" by his doctor, George Nichopoulos (aka Dr. Nick) who, [NERDY TRIVIA ALERT AHEAD] was the inspiration for the Dr. Nick character on The Simpsons.



"Hi, everybody!"

I had a incident several years ago... I slipped in the bathroom trying to answer a phone call I was expecting. I basically rushed out of the shower and slipped on the tile face first to the ground... I'm surprised I didn't break my nose. lol

MetalGuy71 wrote:

"Hi, everybody!"

"Holy SMOKE! You need BOOZE!"

Fat Freddy wrote:

Ouch. Aren't people of his advanced age supposed to use a Shower Chair to prevent accidents just like this one?



Woooo...saucy!

Cool I need to get one of these shower chairs!!

manny wrote:

and also WTF!!! The American Idol judge? Sod that he is the singer in AEROSMITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was my first thought as well

Eyesore wrote:

I slipped out of the shower a couple years ago. As funny as it was, it was scary. I blogged about it back then.

http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2008/04/excitement-of-first-time.html

The chain of events from the moment I slipped was just ridiculous.

Ha! I love those chain-of-events moments - their incredibly dumb and hilarious at the same time

Eyesore wrote:

I slipped out of the shower a couple years ago. As funny as it was, it was scary. I blogged about it back then.

http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2008/04/excitement-of-first-time.html

The chain of events from the moment I slipped was just ridiculous.

Nice one, dingus!

MetalGuy71 wrote:

thejokeriv wrote:

And in several months we will hear that Tyler is back in rehab for addiction to pain meds

Bingo!! If you've read his biography, he's been off the Columbian marching powder for some time now. It's just been replaced with doctor-prescribed pain meds by the barrel-full. But it's coming from a doctor, so it's ok. It's not illicit drugs, it's "medication".

Now we know why Tyler does Idol, so he can uses his medical "card" when he is in CA shooting the show

Mglaffas81 wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

I slipped out of the shower a couple years ago. As funny as it was, it was scary. I blogged about it back then.

http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2008/04/excitement-of-first-time.html

The chain of events from the moment I slipped was just ridiculous.

Ha! I love those chain-of-events moments - their incredibly dumb and hilarious at the same time

Stunned is the word I'd use to describe myself after that happened. Haha.

Eyesore wrote:

Mglaffas81 wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

I slipped out of the shower a couple years ago. As funny as it was, it was scary. I blogged about it back then.

http://www.eyesoretimes.com/2008/04/excitement-of-first-time.html

The chain of events from the moment I slipped was just ridiculous.

Ha! I love those chain-of-events moments - their incredibly dumb and hilarious at the same time

Stunned is the word I'd use to describe myself after that happened. Haha.

That was painful just for me to read!

wow. grandpa is getting old...

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