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"Halloween III: Season of the Witch"

I really like this one as well. Once you get past the fact that it's not connected in any way to the other ones, it's actually great, cheesy fun.


Halloween II (2009) - Never seen this before...really liked it! I don't understand why it gets blasted. At points it pays homage to the original I & II but then does it's own thing in an interesting way.

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The Lost Tribe - Avoid at all costs. This a horrible movie that, if the cover reminds you of Predator, it's not a mistake. Predator is heavily plagarized for this movie.

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Winter's Bone - Great movie, highly recommended.

House II 1987
House IV 1992

Tromeo and Juliet. There's more sex in the first twenty minutes than all of Caligula.

Making a return engagement from last year's Schlock-Tober Craptacular Festival, last night I re-watched of "City of the Walking Dead" (aka "Nightmare City")...which is, without a doubt, the most hilariously inept, fascinatingly stupid, yet awesomely action packed and carnage filled Italian/Spanish "Dawn of the Dead" ripoff ever made. Seriously, this is old school, low budget, Eurotrash grindhouse cinema at its best and worst, all rolled up in one movie. You can't take your eyes off of this thing cuz it's so over the top and utterly ridiculous. Every horror geek needs to see this movie at least once before they die.



Warning: trailer features boobies, gore and bad language. NSFW or for the kiddies.

The Phantom Edit
Attack Of The Phantom


Really great edits, done by a pro, of the first two prequels. All the lame Jar Jar Binks, redundancy and most of the clumsy no chemistry romance scenes are knocked out. It definitely makes for a better two movies.

Ghostbusters

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
The Shining

Leviathan

Halloween (1978)

Halloween( Rob Zombie Remake)

Evil Dead 2

Get Him To The Greek

Had some moments, but I thought it would be funnier.

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Get Him To The Greek

Had some moments, but I thought it would be funnier.

interesting, I thought I was going to have a heart attack watching it, guess it's a closer fit for my warped sense of humor.

detuned wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Get Him To The Greek

Had some moments, but I thought it would be funnier.

interesting, I thought I was going to have a heart attack watching it, guess it's a closer fit for my warped sense of humor.

I didn't like the love story of both main characters that they shoehorned into the script. And the semi-serious ending where they try to make you feel sorry for the rock star. "I'm really sad and my daddy doesn't love me." Boo-f**king-hoo.

It should have been just straight-on wacky hi-jinks from beginning to end, ala 'The Hangover'.

NOSFERATU

AND THE CONSTANT GARDENER.

Hellraiser

Started watching a documentary last night called "Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy." It's a VERY in-depth look at the making of the entire "Nightmare on Elm Street" film series that I recorded off of the Biography Channel over the Halloween weekend. So far I'm up to the segment covering the 3rd movie ("Dream Warriors") and it's been very interesting stuff. There are tons of interviews with various cast members/crew/producers/special effects guys/etc. -- it would appear that pretty much anybody who's ever had anything to do with the "Nightmare" series will get some camera time in this thing, providing tons of insider info and plenty of Geek Trivia. The comments on all the unintentional "ga-hey" subtext in "Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge" was particularly funny stuff.

The program is four hours long (!!)... well, actually probably only three and change without the commercial breaks -- so even though I was really enjoying the show, I finally had to turn it off and go to bed. I plan to pick up where I left off on it tonight.

Raging Bull
The Untouchables

What's Up, Tiger Lily?

Cry Wolf.

The Naked Gun Trilogy

Anyone ever read the credits at the end of these movies? They are filled with gags. I missed the ones on the first movie but saw the ones on the other two. Here are some of the ones from the second movie:

General foreman...
General Schwarpskopf Welcome home
"People who didn't have lines, but
We Like 'Em! "
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Sound Mixer ................ Richard Bryce Goodman
Mr. Goodman's Hearing Aid .. Beverly Hills Ear Boutique
Hairdressers ........
Set Dressers ........
Cross Dressers ...... George LoCash
...... Vance Collins
Film Loader ......... Steven Robert Lund
Loaded Filmer ....... Phil Elberg
Secretary to Mr. Weiss ..... Mimi Wolan
Wardrobe for Mr. Weiss ..... Beverly Hills High, Wide and Handsome
Worst Boy: Adolf Hitler
In Case of Tornado: South-west corner of cellar
Crane Grip .................. Lloyd Barcroft
Dolly Grip .................. Jon Falkengren
Poli-Grip ................... Martha Raye
What the Hell is a Grip? .... Person responsible for maintenance and
adjustment to equipment on the set
General Foreman ...... John Hoskins
Foremen .............. Guy A. MacLaury
.............. Joseph Santre
.............. Bernard McPherson
.............. Michael Bunch
George Foreman ........ 6'4" 250 lbs. Age: 42 Won: 60 Lost: 3 KO's:65 Production Painters ..... Nick Bridwell
..... Donnie R. Puga
Impressionist Painters .. Vincent Van Gogh
.. Edgar "Skip" Degas
Driver Captain ....... Ray McLaughlin
Co-Captain ........... Dan Brooks
Navigator ............ Rabbi Brian Thau
Bombardier ........... Alan Ladwig
Deep Sea Drivers ..... Steve Brodsky
..... Jimmy Ferrara
..... Wayne Campbell
..... Gina August
Stock Librarian ...... Suzy Lafer
Stock Answer ......... "I'll have it ready in the morning"
Stunts:
Phil "Kamikaze" Adams
"Crazy" Bruce Barbour
"Reckless" Dwayne McGee
David "Headlong Plunge" Powledge
Jeff "Thud" Ramsey
Don "Headfirst" Pulford
"Dangling" Kaye Wade
Charlie "White Knuckles" Brewer
Eugene "Splat" Collier
Mickey "This Guy's Really Nuts!" White
Jimmy "Tailspin" Jue
Eric "Aaarrrgggghhhh" Norris
Lobster Stunt Breast ........ Miss V
Mr. Griffith's Stunt Butt ... Chuck Le Fever

The Terminator

Finished "Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy" last night. Good stuff.

The calendar might say November, but it's still Schlock-Tober at Freddy's!

Last night's feature presentation:

"The Butcher" - a cheap looking, low-rent body count flick which "borrows" (*cough cough STEALS cough cough*) liberally from numerous other movies, including "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," "The Hills Have Eyes" and "People Under the Stairs." A group of annoying twenty somethings get into an auto accident on a deserted road and when they go looking for help, they're victimized by a family of inbred redneck cannibals at a remote farm house. Gee, that's an original story huh?

I'll give "The Butcher" one thing, it sure doesn't waste any time with unnecessary frills like story, plot or character development -- it pretty much gets right to the nasty stuff as soon as the opening credits have finished rolling.

The nicest thing I can say about this one...uhhhh... it had a couple of lesbians in it. Huh huh. Yeah. Lesbians rule! Huh huh huh huh. Oh yeah, and it had lotsa blood too. Blood's cool. Huh huh huh.

Seriously, this wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen, it wasn't anywhere near the best, it was just..."there." Something pointless to while away 90 minutes. What the hell, I only paid $3.99 for it.

To give you an idea of how obscure this movie is, I couldn't even find a trailer for it on YouTube -- just this clip that gives a sample of the bad acting.



I seriously wanted that Popped Shirt Collar Guy to die horribly within 30 seconds of his first appearance on screen. Keep in mind that none of the people in this movie could act worth a lick but he was quite possibly the most annoying human being I've ever seen in a movie.