The Goochs Official Anti-Valentines Day Thread 2009

Obviously Gooch never took my advice from the last time he put forth about his woman trouble, or should I say lack-of-woman trouble. If he'd started walking around University with a big button on his shirt that said "ASK ME ABOUT MY HUGE ORGAN" I'm sure he would've attracted some curiosity seekers by now.

Stender wrote:

TheGooch wrote:

thats the problem the scam does not get me laid no matter how hard i try. i asked five people out so far this year and they all said no.

Gooch, I'm telling you just dont try at all and soon enough you'll meet someone.

or at least you want have any problems of that sort.

Don't hate valentine's day Gooch, step up your game.

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some of you may think i hate it becuase i am single and yes that is a contributing factor i must admit as this year is going to be yet another lonely valentines day however that is not the point of the topic so i would like to clarify that.

Ever thought of renting a date?

actually one of my flat mates offered me that for £100 but i said no as she has a boyfriend. i upped my game i guess (for me anyway) with no success, i would say its a better start but i need to take stock and rethink my approach

TheGooch wrote:

actually one of my flat mates offered me that

I would rather go with a curvy one myself.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Everyone spam Gooch with virtual flowers and viagra!

Mglaffas81 wrote:

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Everyone spam Gooch with virtual flowers and viagra!

Proparbly not such a great idea to feed him Viagra..............

Olafsto wrote:

Mglaffas81 wrote:

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Everyone spam Gooch with virtual flowers and viagra!

Proparbly not such a great idea to feed him Viagra..............

Hm, yeah, he may turn on us....or plants

Mglaffas81 wrote:

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Everyone spam Gooch with virtual flowers and viagra!

Or an american pie.

Troublezone wrote:

Mglaffas81 wrote:

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Everyone spam Gooch with virtual flowers and viagra!

Or an american pie.

Valentines is a depressing day for me (probably the most depressing of the year). Nothing like seeing a bunch of hot chicks with their boyfriends to remind one of their lonliness. I've never had any use for this holiday yet. The only time this day doesn't depress me is when I have a day off.

I don't get the appeal.

Fat Freddy wrote:

Obviously Gooch never took my advice from the last time he put forth about his woman trouble, or should I say lack-of-woman trouble. If he'd started walking around University with a big button on his shirt that said "ASK ME ABOUT MY HUGE ORGAN" I'm sure he would've attracted some curiosity seekers by now.

Sir, you weave a tapestry of crap, and it cracks me up immensely. Great idea for a button too.

Troublezone wrote:

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some of you may think i hate it becuase i am single and yes that is a contributing factor i must admit as this year is going to be yet another lonely valentines day however that is not the point of the topic so i would like to clarify that.

Ever thought of renting a date?

...or buying an inflatable one?

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Sir, you weave a tapestry of crap, and it cracks me up immensely. Great idea for a button too.

"A tapestry of crap?" Cool! That's one of the nicest things that's ever been said about me around here!

Happy Valentines Day Goochie

Alex

Schbopo wrote:

Just to let you know, Valentine's Day is a really bad time to get a girlfriend. She'll probably expect you to buy her crap.

That's why I go out the day after Valentine's Day and search around as the Fallback Kid picking up women that have just been dumped.