The Goochs Annual I Hate Valenitnes Day thread

Dear forum goers i would like to make my displeasure known about the sham that is valentines day

i ahve always seen it as a big kick in the face for people who are not single - "ha ha were having a great time and youre not" sort of thing

also the fact that it is so commercial in the way you are forced into spending money on a bunch of stuff

rant over

Awwwww....somebody needs a girlfriend, badly.

HERE HERE! Valentines day is a TOTAL SHAM! And I'm happily married....

Here in Norway Motherd Day always falls on the Sunday before Valentines. So that's 2 bouquets of flower in 1 week.

And still she has the never to say I never buy her something.......

kmorg wrote:

Here in Norway Motherd Day always falls on the Sunday before Valentines. So that's 2 bouquets of flower in 1 week.

And still she has the never to say I never buy her something.......

That, my friend, is a woman - Plain and Simple

Mglaffas81 wrote:

kmorg wrote:

Here in Norway Motherd Day always
falls on the Sunday before Valentines. So that's 2 bouquets of flower
in 1 week.

And still she has the never to say I never buy her something.......

That, my friend, is a woman - Plain and Simple

Yes, it is.

kmorg wrote:

Here in Norway Motherd Day always falls on the Sunday before Valentines. So that's 2 bouquets of flower in 1 week.

And still she has the never to say I never buy her something.......

That's EXACTLY what I'm talkin' bout brotha!

TheGooch wrote:

i ahve always seen it as a big kick in the face for people who are not single

why would valentines day be a kick in the face to people who are not single?

anyway, valentines day means as much to my wife & i as christmas & thanksgiving. we don't bother with stuff like that.

this guy needs to get laid...

this topic and its contents amuse me greatly.

Well, it's not really a kick in the face, you're just being senile because you don't have a mate.

And as a matter of fact, Valentine's Day was essentially a made-up holiday for Halmark so people could buy their cards and other crap.

Quote :

That, my friend, is a woman - Plain and Simple

Ahem...

Auntie Saxon wrote:

Quote :

That, my friend, is a woman - Plain and Simple

Ahem...

Better watch out, she'll get Meaty Bob Johnson after ya :kickbutt:

Fat Freddy wrote:

Awwwww....somebody needs a girlfriend, badly.

....or Boyfriend

Nobody sent me any Valentines. And don't you guys either, I'll only feel worse.

thrasher73 wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

Awwwww....somebody needs a girlfriend, badly.

....or Boyfriend

...or....drainpipe....

EvyMetal wrote:

thrasher73 wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

Awwwww....somebody needs a girlfriend, badly.

....or Boyfriend

...or....drainpipe....

...or a vacuum cleaner...

I love Auntie, so I try to make every day Valentines day. I agree on the commercialism aspect, but you could have a thread every week about that. Hey, it's "I hate Secretary's day", etc. But, ya gotta understand the female mind. It is a special day to alot of them. So a little extra ain't gonna kill anyone. In fact, stick it to the man by using the day to go collect trash around your neighborhood. They hate that!!

Hey Gooch, let me tell ya a story. I don't know you're "status", but if it sounds interesting to ya, try it.

(disclaimer: This is "Pre-Auntie") Me n a bud of mine went to a bar with a dozen red roses and a dozen pez dispensers. We went up to every chick there, gave them a rose and told them we just "thought they were even more pretty than this flower". If they were sitting with a guy, we just gave him a Donald Duck Pez and a wink. Then moved right on. In ten minutes, we had 4 or 5 girls following us out the door, asking what that was all about. We were not interested in "scoring", it was just a weird idea we got in our head and did it. But the results WERE pretty outstanding. We could have had our pick of the place. (just a side note, that night ended about three days later. I won't go into specifics, but it involves ending up in Chicago, dark bondage clubs in abandoned warehouses, and glueing Pez dispensers to skyscrapers).

...Saxon, you player, I am trying that out.

oki finally got around to checking the responses and here are me answers

to thrasher73: im not gay so no boyfriend needed

to evymetal: i am not a dog so i dont need a drainpipe. i am surprised no one said a tree

to smindas: yes this topic also amuses me that is the general idea of it all

to fat freddy: yes i do need a girlfriend and i am working on it. only problem is i have been told she might get the sack from work which would be awful

to saxon1500: get a life you freak!

just messin with ya Gooch.I could care less if you were Gay,Straight,or Bi

Let's just not post after this post, so the whole thread falls back a bunch of pages until next year.

EvyMetal wrote:

Let's just not post after this post, so the whole thread falls back a bunch of pages until next year.

dont worry next year there will be a whole new thread on the subject

GOOD GOING!