The Goochs Official Anti-Valentines Day Thread 2009

welcome to the Goochs third annual anti-valentines day thread!

every year i like to draw attention to the fact that valentines day is a meaningless day promoted by corparations in order to make massive promises. yes i know it is nice to do nice things for your loved ones but why is one day so more important than the other 364 in the year to show your affection?

some of you may think i hate it becuase i am single and yes that is a contributing factor i must admit as this year is going to be yet another lonely valentines day however that is not the point of the topic so i would like to clarify that.

Yes, it's one big corporate scam...

But it's a corporate scam that gets me laid!

thats the problem the scam does not get me laid no matter how hard i try. i asked five people out so far this year and they all said no.

TheGooch wrote:

thats the problem the scam does not get me laid no matter how hard i try. i asked five people out so far this year and they all said no.

Gooch, I'm telling you just dont try at all and soon enough you'll meet someone.

TheGooch wrote:

thats the problem the scam does not get me laid no matter how hard i try. i asked five people out so far this year and they all said no.

It's only February 9th, you've got lots of months left to ask out chicks!

I dunno what to tell you. But I feel your pain. I hated being a teenager.


Don't feel bad though. In my experience, finding a girl just kinda "happens". I've only asked two girls out in my whole life and got turned down by both. The rest ending up coming to me. The less you worry about it, the easier it seems to all come together.

Gooch has no girlfriend. Haha. Make jokes!

Eyesore wrote:

Gooch has no girlfriend. Haha. Make jokes!

What a meanie! :kickbutt:

I'd recommend not wearing the "I love Metallica, wanna do the nasty?" t-shirt anymore.

Metal Misfit wrote:

TheGooch wrote:

thats the problem the scam does not get me laid no matter how hard i try. i asked five people out so far this year and they all said no.

It's only February 9th, you've got lots of months left to ask out chicks!

I dunno what to tell you. But I feel your pain. I hated being a teenager.


Don't feel bad though. In my experience, finding a girl just kinda "happens". I've only asked two girls out in my whole life and got turned down by both. The rest ending up coming to me. The less you worry about it, the easier it seems to all come together.

Great advice and too true. The more you go out looking the worse it can get. Rejection is hard to handle. You are young and your time will come.

Just to let you know, Valentine's Day is a really bad time to get a girlfriend. She'll probably expect you to buy her crap.

Schbopo wrote:

Just to let you know, Valentine's Day is a really bad time to get a girlfriend. She'll probably expect you to buy her crap.

I started dating my wife in late January 1999, luckily she isn't one to ask for crap, so I never felt the initial Valentine's Day push.

Metal Misfit wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Gooch has no girlfriend. Haha. Make jokes!

What a meanie! :kickbutt:

Deja vu tells me I made this same joke last year.

Fook the woman, the Polish thrashers KAT are playing in Dublin on the 14th, so she can lump it.

Valentine's Day bites. This year was one of the few times I'd thought I'd be doing something on Valentine's Day, but now apparently not. Figures.

My new favorite band has you covered!

First track.

http://www.myspace.com/bobnoxiousrock

TheGooch wrote:

thats the problem the scam does not get me laid no matter how hard i try. i asked five people out so far this year and they all said no.

your band must suck

I first started dating Spec's wife in February of 1999.....[oops, I was just suppose to think that]

And, Gooch-ie Goo - I had a friend that was a really disgusting pig type. But he would ask out 10 girls, with no reservation, and there was always one in ten that would say "Yes". Just the law of averages and low standards. Unless you have self-esteem and are looking for a higher class of companionship. Then the odds get somewhat worse.

SAXON1500 wrote:

I first started dating Spec's wife in February of 1999.....[oops, I was just suppose to think that]

I would say that Jen is too much woman for you, but I know Ruthie, and she is one helluva woman.

Metal Misfit wrote:

Yes, it's one big corporate scam...

But it's a corporate scam that gets me laid!

and that is why I love coporate america!!!

we dont do valentines cards and dinner and all that nonsense but we do celebrate the correct way

(although now that we have 2 kids its time for TheKing brand condoms)

Schbopo wrote:

Just to let you know, Valentine's Day is a really bad time to get a girlfriend. She'll probably expect you to buy her crap.

Too true! I was already given a list of jewelry wants, but she has YET to ask me what I'd like...

"I already know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday to emphasize it?"

-Charlie Brown.

haha nice replies. yeah spectre may have made the same joke last year if i recall. only problem is its my 20th birthday in two months and i dont want to be half way to the dreaded forty year old virgin

Umm...that was Eyesore.

SpectreFate wrote:

SAXON1500 wrote:

I first started dating Spec's wife in February of 1999.....[oops, I was just suppose to think that]

I would say that Jen is too much woman for you, but I know Ruthie, and she is one helluva woman.

They're both pretty tiny - compared to our fat asses.