Dumb Lyrical Passages

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Dumb lines in metal songs.

Post your favorites.

Here's one:

"I keep the bible in a pool of blood
So that none of its lies can affect me" - Slayer "New Faith"

Boy, that Kerry King is a lyrical genius.

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"100 years of real hard work
Noah sat down and had a coffee" - Mortification "Noah Was A Knower"

i think he had probably would have wanted a beer at that point.

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mc666 wrote:: "100 years of real hard work
Noah sat down and had a coffee" - Mortification "Noah Was A Knower"

i think he had probably would have wanted a beer at that point.

Agreed.

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My all time favorite, from Barren Cross' "Believe"

"Better than pot, JEEEEEEEESUS ROOOOOOOOOCKS!"

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Subject: Re: Dumb Lyrical Passages Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:42 pm

"pour some sugar on me....in the name of love"

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Fat Freddy wrote:: My all time favorite, from Barren Cross' "Believe"

"Better than pot, JEEEEEEEESUS ROOOOOOOOOCKS!"

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ultmetal wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:: My all time favorite, from Barren Cross' "Believe"

"Better than pot, JEEEEEEEESUS ROOOOOOOOOCKS!"

Love the band, love the song, HATE that lyric!!

Then they go on to say "Smoke on His love, believe..."

Ugh.

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"Sometimes in the dead of the night, I mesmerize my soul" - Mother North, Satyricon

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"Suicide running as if it were free, ripping and tearing"

"The Metallization of your inner soul, twisting and turning"

lol!

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

Baby, let's put the X in sex
Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex
Baby, let's put the X in sex
Keep it undercover, baby let me be your private eye

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 28676 Age : 39

Loudness owns this thread.

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Required Fields wrote:: Loudness owns this thread.

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Required Fields wrote:: Loudness owns this thread.

Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis? Peep this sample from the classic "Esper" and tell me that this ain't pure lyrical genius:

"A hurricane, alive with death and danger
She struck me down, made me feel the power
Crazy guys, you'd better fear the reaper
Believe it now... It's mystic power!

After the storm, I see there's nothing standing
Death and destruction, corpses fill the city
I am reborn from those who died before me
Believe it now... It's mystic power!

Oh yeah, neverending fire, energy
Oh yeah, secret mystery, energy
You are Esper!
Esper! Esper! Esper!"

Waitaminnit, waitaminnit... never mind. Laughing very hard

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Almost anything by Annihilator. "Burns like a buzzsaw blade"!

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Definitely with troublezone on this. Every Annihilator chorus is hilarious lyrically.

SIXES. AND SEVENS.

I. AM IN COMMAND. I SAID I. AM IN COMMAND.

PHANTASMAGORIA. SLEEP WELL. PHANTASMAGORIA. IN HELL.

Plenty of others. Jeff writes fantastic riffs, but I always thought he needed to find a lyricist.

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Smindas wrote:: Definitely with troublezone on this. Every Annihilator chorus is hilarious lyrically.

SIXES. AND SEVENS.

I. AM IN COMMAND. I SAID I. AM IN COMMAND.

PHANTASMAGORIA. SLEEP WELL. PHANTASMAGORIA. IN HELL.

Plenty of others. Jeff writes fantastic riffs, but I always thought he needed to find a lyricist.

Indeed Jeff is one of the best musicians out there but his lyrics are BLAH!!!

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But, but, but, how can we forget the ace lyricism of Yngwie Malmsteen??

Yngwie Malmsteen - I Am A Viking Lyrics

I am a Viking in going out to war
And I've got death upon my mind
As I was leavin' oh yesterday
I've got no fear in my heart

[Chorus]
As the shores of my home disappear
I sail over the sea without fear
Dragon ships are charging through the waves
Just want to sail away into the sea yeah yeah

I am a warrior my mind is set to kill
Life or death is on the line
I am a slayer and you will taste my steel
I've got your life right in my hand

[Chorus]
As the shores of my home disappear
I sail over the sea without fear
Dragon ships are charging through the waves
Just want to sail away into the sea yeah yeah

You are a loser and it's such a shame
That you're a fool and you don't know
That in a viking I'll walk all over you
And by my sword you will die

[Chorus]
As the shores of my home disappear
I sail over the sea without fear
Dragon ships are charging through the waves
Just want to sail away into the sea yeah yeah
Mmmm

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Megadeth's song "502" is basically one long dumb lyrical passage. "Pull over sh*t head, this is the cops!" Laughing

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Ever seen the lyrics on a Twilightning album?

They're in English but for the most part they make no sense at all.

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Metallica-The God That Failed
Broken is the promise, betrayal
The healing hand held back by the deepened nail

Follow the god that failed

Not quite dumb but most definatly ignorant. While I like that song, I loath the lyrics.

Strapping Young Lad-You Suck
Oh yeah!
HELL YEAH!
WHOA YEAHHHH!!!!
HELL F*CKING YEAH!!!
WHOA
Give us back the temptation
WE HATE YOU!!!
This is not the temptation
Sing it now!
OHHH YEAH!
HELL YEAHHHH!!!
Tell us how much they f*cking suck!
HELL YEAH THEY F*CKING SUCK!
Even your girlfriend f*cking sucks!
HELL YEAH SHE F*CKING SUCKS!
Oh f*ck you you f*cking F*uck!
HELL YEAH YOU F*CKING SUCK!
Tell me how much you f*cking suck!
HELL YEAH WE F*CKING SUCK!
Hell yeah you f*cking suck!
Hell yeah you f*cking suck!
We are the losers of all that we know!
F*ck us all!

You don't even want to KNOW the lyrics to Satan's Ice Cream Truck.

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I hate this songs lyrics...

Crucifixation

Give praise to Satan, he has won

[Lead - Brian]

Cynical existence, crucifixion
You will give praise to Satan
Lord of lords, king of kings
Spread your wings

Haunted by the righteous one, bent of my repention
Crucifixion Lucifer, save me from destruction
Holy priest that can't confirm, shun the cross of evil
Violent but undisturbed, wait for thee inversion

[Pre-chorus:]
To break the bonds of evil
To die upon the cross
To die uncertain death
From whom you place it on

[Chorus:]
Crucifixation - Thee unholy denominations
Crucifixation - Holy termination

You will give praise to Satan

[Lead - Brain]

Impaled vibration, Crucifixation

Levitating act of death, messenger of Satan's mass
Blinded by the crucifix, sacrilegious impalement
Kill the chosen, righteous son, claim the cross inverted one
Everlasting hell damnation, from the lord, Crucifixation

[Pre-chorus / Chorus]

Where's my crucifix?
I can't die without it.

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mc666 wrote:: "100 years of real hard work
Noah sat down and had a coffee" - Mortification "Noah Was A Knower"

i think he had probably would have wanted a beer at that point.

Ya, Mortification has some awkward lyrics every once in a while. Maybe it's Steve Rowe's Australian sense of humour.

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"The greatest thrill in life, to slit my cock with a knife" - Cannibal Corpse

- Probably the dumbest line ever

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DallasBlack wrote:: Strapping Young Lad-You Suck
Oh yeah!
HELL YEAH!
WHOA YEAHHHH!!!!
HELL F*CKING YEAH!!!
WHOA
Give us back the temptation
WE HATE YOU!!!
This is not the temptation
Sing it now!
OHHH YEAH!
HELL YEAHHHH!!!
Tell us how much they f*cking suck!
HELL YEAH THEY F*CKING SUCK!
Even your girlfriend f*cking sucks!
HELL YEAH SHE F*CKING SUCKS!
Oh f*ck you you f*cking F*uck!
HELL YEAH YOU F*CKING SUCK!
Tell me how much you f*cking suck!
HELL YEAH WE F*CKING SUCK!
Hell yeah you f*cking suck!
Hell yeah you f*cking suck!
We are the losers of all that we know!
F*ck us all!

These are some of the best lyrics in existence. You Suck is just hilarious genius. Especially the girlfriend bit.

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Mglaffas81 wrote:: "The greatest thrill in life, to slit my cock with a knife" - Cannibal Corpse

- Probably the dumbest line ever

I loves me some Cannibal Corpse! Very Happy

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