MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!

These kind of loonies still exist?

Haha, people exists, so yes, they do exist. In comparison to this, some people think it's still the 1980's without a shadow of doubt in their mind. I personally haven't really got out of 1994.

GrandNational wrote:

These kind of loonies still exist?

Wow. Just wow. That woman has read one too many Chick Tracts. And she doesn't even have a southern accent; I thought most of these people only existed in the southern states these days.

I dunno. She went about it in a calm and well spoken manor. Not a bad little presentation. She didn't fluster her words, get angry or anything like that. I don't agree with the message, but she gets top marks for public speaking.

I think that actually makes her scarier.

If she was ranting and raving she'd be easy to dismiss as a raving lunatic. The fact that this sounds like a well-thought out opinion worries me more.

Good grief. Here I thought this lady was gonna say "Monster is Satanic because they sponsored the OzzFest tour, and Ozzy is eeeeeeeeeee-vil," but she went WAY deeper than expected.
Never tried Monster but I firmly believe that Red Bull is distilled from the urine of Satan. That stuff is NAAAAASTY!! Bllleeeeeeecccch!!

That Monster conspiracy has been floated around for ages; even a local pastor here has made the same claims. Funny thing is, the "claw mark" closely resembles THREE OTHER numbers--not just 6.

Monster should make this part of their ad campaign. "We guarantee that Satan himself personally spanks off into every can. 666 d00dz!"

I much prefer Full Throttle when it comes to energy drinks. Too bad they stopped producing Full Throttle Unleaded.

Full Throttle was always my choice as well, but more for the motorcycle on the can--I couldn't really say the differences between brands.

Now I hate the stuff. It's quite disgusting and always failed at delivering any kind of 'kick.'

Satan has exclusive rights over decaffeinated coffee

He wouldn't waste his time with this stuff.

Wow.

I bet the clothes she is wearing weren't made by a Christian company either! Crazy stuff! I love MILF's, in fact I am married to one! AND we are both Christians!

Boris2008 wrote:

Satan has exclusive rights over decaffeinated coffee

He wouldn't waste his time with this stuff.

At the end of the day, you can read anything into anything. I washed my cup in work today, Satan must be coming for me, I NEVER do that haha. Most Christians I know are excellent people. I just hope people can see past the crazy. Regardless, it's a great advert for Monster.

Monster may have a cool celebrity endorsement there, but you can't beat Rockstar and Nos.

If people are unaware of a subliminal message, are they guilty of disrespecting God? Some stuff could be true and some might be just a coincidence...

**facepalm**

People get excited about all kinds of silly things.

Amen to that!

Bah. Everybody knows Rip It Energy Fuel is the work of Satan.

That was SOOO out of Decline of Western Civ. the Metal Years when that lady throws up the horns and tells us how three 6's live in our fingers...

tohostudios wrote:

I think that actually makes her scarier.

If she was ranting and raving she'd be easy to dismiss as a raving lunatic.  The fact that this sounds like a well-thought out opinion worries me more.

I'm in agreement here. It's the quiet ones you have to worry about.

You see the hot chick trying to debunk the older woman's argument -
now that's a Devil chick - that convinces us back - to heart attacks !