http://www.cracked.com/article_19722_7-scientific-reasons-youll-turn-out-just-like-your-parents.html
This was buried in the thread for The Haunted. Thought some of you would get a kick out of it here though.
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I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.