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I'm in a movie reviewing mood this week. My latest HubPages "It Came From the Bargain Bin" examines 1988's study of female empowerment through the use of martial arts, "China O'Brien" starring Cynthia Rothrock.

http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/It-Came-From-the-Bargain-Bin-CHINA-OBRIEN-1988

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Fat Freddy wrote:: I'm in a movie reviewing mood this week. My latest HubPages "It Came From the Bargain Bin" examines 1988's study of female empowerment through the use of martial arts, "China O'Brien" starring Cynthia Rothrock.

http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/It-Came-From-the-Bargain-Bin-CHINA-OBRIEN-1988

Any Shannon $immon$ flix out of the bargain bin in that mix?

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

thejokeriv wrote:: Any Shannon $immon$ flix out of the bargain bin in that mix?

I don't own any of Shannon's film work but trust me, if I ever stumble across some in the bargain bin, you'll hear about'em. Very Happy

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Her film work was a staple of late night 'Skin-e-max' programming for a long time. I recall "enjoying" her body of work when I was a teen. Numerous times. My blog on HubPages.com - Reviews of Music, Movies, etc. - Page 5 309780

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MetalGuy71 wrote:: Her film work was a staple of late night 'Skin-e-max' programming for a long time. I recall "enjoying" her body of work when I was a teen. Numerous times.

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For my latest ROCK-Tober (or SCHLOCK-tober) Hub entry, I reviewed 1986's heavy metal horror classic "Trick or Treat"...check it, yo

http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/It-Came-From-the-Bargain-Bin-TRICK-OR-TREAT-1986

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It's October, so of course I had to do a write up on a "Halloween" movie...

http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/It-Came-From-the-Bargain-Bin-HALLOWEEN-H20-20-YEARS-LATER-1998

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Another day, another schlocky movie review. Tonight's victim is the 1977 post-apocalypse saga, DAMNATION ALLEY...if you dig giant bugs and wooden acting, this is totally your kinda movie.

http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/t/2a2dba

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In my latest Horror Movie Hub, I take on what is possibly the least essential film in the Halloween series, "Halloween: Resurrection" from 2002.

http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/t/2a502c

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Tonight's feature: the flawed-but-fun splatter fest BLOOD NIGHT: THE LEGEND OF MARY HATCHET...

http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/It-Came-From-the-Bargain-Bin-BLOOD-NIGHT-THE-LEGEND-OF-MARY-HATCHET-2009

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Welp, I guess this was bound to happen eventually, I got my first "troll" comment on one of my HubPages articles this morning!!

For some odd reason, this guy took offense to my not-very-complementary review of the kung-fu film "China O'Brien" so he left a long, rambling comment about how I obviously know nothing about martial arts films (or films in general) and that therefore I was an idiot who had no right to review the movie in the first place. I can't imagine how anyone could possibly be so passionate about "China O'Brien" but maybe he's Cynthia Rothrock's brother or something. Haha.

I deleted the comment but now I kinda wish I'd left it up there. Would've been fun to simply reply "Thanks for stopping by, Zippy. By the way, bite me." Maybe next time...

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Fat Freddy wrote:: Welp, I guess this was bound to happen eventually, I got my first "troll" comment on one of my HubPages articles this morning!!

For some odd reason, this guy took offense to my not-very-complementary review of the kung-fu film "China O'Brien" so he left a long, rambling comment about how I obviously know nothing about martial arts films (or films in general) and that therefore I was an idiot who had no right to review the movie in the first place. I can't imagine how anyone could possibly be so passionate about "China O'Brien" but maybe he's Cynthia Rothrock's brother or something. Haha.

I deleted the comment but now I kinda wish I'd left it up there. Would've been fun to simply reply "Thanks for stopping by, Zippy. By the way, bite me." Maybe next time...

Ah, your very first hall-of-shame entry. How cute! Very Happy

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

kmorg wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:: Welp, I guess this was bound to happen eventually, I got my first "troll" comment on one of my HubPages articles this morning!!

For some odd reason, this guy took offense to my not-very-complementary review of the kung-fu film "China O'Brien" so he left a long, rambling comment about how I obviously know nothing about martial arts films (or films in general) and that therefore I was an idiot who had no right to review the movie in the first place. I can't imagine how anyone could possibly be so passionate about "China O'Brien" but maybe he's Cynthia Rothrock's brother or something. Haha.

I deleted the comment but now I kinda wish I'd left it up there. Would've been fun to simply reply "Thanks for stopping by, Zippy. By the way, bite me." Maybe next time...

Ah, your very first hall-of-shame entry. How cute! Very Happy

Yeah, I guess now I'm all "official" 'n' stuff. Very Happy

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Fat Freddy wrote:

kmorg wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:: Welp, I guess this was bound to happen eventually, I got my first "troll" comment on one of my HubPages articles this morning!!

For some odd reason, this guy took offense to my not-very-complementary review of the kung-fu film "China O'Brien" so he left a long, rambling comment about how I obviously know nothing about martial arts films (or films in general) and that therefore I was an idiot who had no right to review the movie in the first place. I can't imagine how anyone could possibly be so passionate about "China O'Brien" but maybe he's Cynthia Rothrock's brother or something. Haha.

I deleted the comment but now I kinda wish I'd left it up there. Would've been fun to simply reply "Thanks for stopping by, Zippy. By the way, bite me." Maybe next time...

Ah, your very first hall-of-shame entry. How cute! Very Happy

Yeah, I guess now I'm all "official" 'n' stuff. Very Happy

Dude I wish you had left it up!!!

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

manny wrote:: Dude I wish you had left it up!!!

Yeah, now I wish I had too. But when I read it early this AM I wasn't fully caffeinated yet so I went with my first impulse, which was to go "Oh YEAH? Well, eff YOU, pal!" and hit the delete button. Very Happy

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Don't worry. I'm working on my rebuttal as we speak. Cynthia Rothrock's honor shall be restored or my name isn't Christopher Ruttiger Rothrock III.

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MetalGuy71 wrote:: Don't worry. I'm working on my rebuttal as we speak. Cynthia Rothrock's honor shall be restored or my name isn't Christopher Ruttiger Rothrock III.

Somewhere, Cynthia Rothrock is screaming "AVENGE ME METALGUY! AVENNNNNGE MEEEEEEE!" ala Harry Dean Stanton in "Red Dawn." Very Happy

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Been slackin' on the Hub works lately but I'm back with a new one on Anthrax's WORSHIP MUSIC

http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/Anthrax-WORSHIP-MUSIC-MegaForce-Records-2011

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OK, so rather than music or movies, occasionally I write a "Random Slice of Life" HubPages entry and here's my latest, about a topic that all cat owners hold near and dear to their hearts... the litter box...

http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/The-Scoop-on-FELINE-PINE

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I watched "KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park" last night for the umpteenth time and was moved to write me a Hub about it...

http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/It-Came-From-the-Bargain-Bin-KISS-Meets-the-Phantom-of-the-Park-1978

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In my latest "Random Slices of Life" Hub, I offer some humorous tips on outdoor holiday decorating...

http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/Outdoor-Lighting-Tips-for-the-Holidays

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My newest Hub concerns my revisiting of Ridley Scott's "Blade Runner" for the first time in 20+ years.

http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/Revisiting-Blade-Runner

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Last night's B-Movie ("Prom Night") becomes today's Hub entry...

http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/It-Came-From-the-Bargain-Bin-PROM-NIGHT-1980

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In my latest Hub, I take on Tommy Chong's EVIL BONG, a film that truly must be seen to be believed.

http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/It-Came-From-the-Bargain-Bin-EVIL-BONG-2006

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"It Came From the Bargain Bin" is back from holiday hiatus with a review of DEMONIC TOYS, a film about some playthings that you definitely wouldn't want to find under your Christmas tree.
http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/It-Came-From-the-Bargain-Bin-DEMONIC-TOYS-1992

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