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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

MetalGuy71 wrote:: Funny stuff, dude. Probably not that far off from some real conversations. It's a shame you have to state at the beginning that it's a PARODY. Troublemagent ~~would be~~ probably will be linking to this as factual evidence of a real conspiracy.

...which is WHY I felt the need to add the disclaimer. I didn't need to start getting random e-mails from people saying "dude u r so dum, Kobain was an Illuminati, open ur eyes," or whatever.

*EDIT* I just got a notification that someone had commented on that article, and I see this. Looks like someone missed the disclaimer. Very Happy

Certainly sounds like someone we know, and I know he's read my stuff before cuz he sent me a PM about how much he liked my comic book entries. Could it beeeeee....??

In the 1980's a corrupt industry prepared to remove Hard Rock and Heavy Metal, because they planned to mess with other sounds. Ever since they have been building on this manufactured industry you witness today, looking for the perfect music scam and how to sell it to the public. They started messing with Hip Hop, taking out its lyrical relevance, and created this devoid brand of nonsensical "Hip Pop". A fraud product that was to be force-fed to the masses. Meanwhile Rock and Metal were to be taken out like Jazz and Classical. As was anything else with other remote musical components.

The above shall be denied in the next few posts.

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Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

Check the responses. Looks like Grim Reaper has already taken your post and ran with it. Hoo-boy! Rolling Eyes

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

Haha, you must've replied while I was editing my earlier post. Sure sounds like someone we know and love don't it? Very Happy

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mini boss Number of posts : 21101 Age : 54

Classic!!!! Loved it this was my favorite line:

Yeah, yeah, I get what you're saying. And hey, I hear they're all raging heroin addicts in that scene too. Which means if we sign some of them to five album deals, they'll probably all be dead before they can complete their contracts. Hell-oooooo, tax write-offs! Besides, imagine all the posthumous box sets, greatest-hits compilations, video retrospectives...

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

I've got two more reviews in the works at HubPages right now (for the new Anvil and Michael Monroe CDs)...they should be ready to go by tonight.

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

Review of Michael Monroe's SENSORY OVERDRIVE:
http://hubpages.com/hub/Michael-Monroe-SENSORY-OVERDRIVE-SpinefarmUniversal-2011

Review of Anvil's JUGGERNAUT OF JUSTICE:
http://hubpages.com/hub/Anvil-JUGGERNAUT-OF-JUSTICE-The-End-Records-2011

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12811 Age : 55

Fat Freddy wrote:: Review of Michael Monroe's SENSORY OVERDRIVE:
http://hubpages.com/hub/Michael-Monroe-SENSORY-OVERDRIVE-SpinefarmUniversal-2011

Review of Anvil's JUGGERNAUT OF JUSTICE:
http://hubpages.com/hub/Anvil-JUGGERNAUT-OF-JUSTICE-The-End-Records-2011

Nice reviews!!!!

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

Wow, somebody besides you guys must be reading my stuff on HubPages -- Anvil put a link to my JUGGERNAUT OF JUSTICE review on their Facebook page today. (Thanks for letting me know, Joker, or I would've missed that!)

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12811 Age : 55

Fat Freddy wrote:: Wow, somebody besides you guys must be reading my stuff on HubPages -- Anvil put a link to my JUGGERNAUT OF JUSTICE review on their Facebook page today. (Thanks for letting me know, Joker, or I would've missed that!)

You are welcome!!!!!

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

New HubPages entry from me -- this time I take a look at the giant monster mashes and earth shattering disasters brought to us by The Asylum (and the SyFy Channel)

http://hubpages.com/hub/Enter-The-Asylum-A-Descent-into-B-Movie-Hell

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

Well, let me tell you guys that if you're thinking of joining up w/HubPages, don't do it thinking it's a get rich quick scheme. I've been there for six weeks now and according to the "earnings" thingy on my profile, I've made a grand total of one cent (!) via Google AdSense. So I guess I shouldn't quit my job to write for this site full time ... haha.

I honestly was surprised to see that I've earned anything at all (but at least it shows that I have the affiliate stuff working correctly, anyway)... I mean, it's a nice idea in theory that somebody will be so moved by my articles on the new Anvil CD or the "Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus" movie that they'll click the Amazon links at the bottom of the page and order a copy immediately so I'd get a cut... but I think we all know how likely that is to happen.

I'm gonna keep posting stuff there simply cuz it's fun, but wow, when I read postings from people there complaining about how they're not making any money, I'm thinking that maybe they've got their sights set a wee bit too high.

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

Put up a new "Hub" today on Crashdiet's GENERATION WILD CD... check it check it check it out y'all!

http://hubpages.com/hub/Crashdiet-GENERATION-WILD-GainSony-Europe-2010

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

My take on Helloween's 7 SINNERS...

http://hubpages.com/hub/Helloween-7-SINNERS-The-End-Records-2010

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

WOO HOO! I WON! I WON! crazy happy

I just got an email from HubPages declaring my article as the winner (by a LARGE margin) in the "Entertainment and Media" category, with 69 percent of the vote! ("Huh-huh...huh-huh... sixty-nine, duuuude!")

Therefore my article will be a "featured selection" in the HubPages monthly newsletter which gets mailed out to 100,000+ people. Thank you all SO MUCH for your votes and support. I freakin' CRUSHED the competition!! Thanks again!! You all rule!!

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12811 Age : 55

Fat Freddy wrote:: WOO HOO! I WON! I WON!

I just got an email from HubPages declaring my article as the winner (by a LARGE margin) in the "Entertainment and Media" category, with 69 percent of the vote! ("Huh-huh...huh-huh... sixty-nine, duuuude!")

Therefore my article will be a "featured selection" in the HubPages monthly newsletter which gets mailed out to 100,000+ people. Thank you all SO MUCH for your votes and support. I freakin' CRUSHED the competition!! Thanks again!! You all rule!!

WOO HOO!!!!!!!

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

In addition, Crashdiet posted the link to my HubPage about their GENERATION WILD album on their official Facebook page today and my page views for that article went thru the frickin' roof. I got almost 200 views in one day. Damn! As far as page views go, it's neck-and-neck with my award-winning Asylum article (my all time leader) now.

I'm glad to know that some other people besides you guys and my immediate family are reading my ramblings. Actually, I'm not even sure if my immediate family is reading them!!!

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

Oh, and here's my newest: this is the first in what I hope will be an ongoing series of "Best 'n' Worst" entries where I'll dissect the discographies of some of my favorite bands (inspired, of course, by the Discography threads found on this forum...!) In my first set I take on the best of the mighty Priest!!

http://hubpages.com/hub/Best-n-Worst-of-JUDAS-PRIEST

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 13862 Age : 49

Good stuff, as usual!

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

Part 2 of my Judas Priest retrospective is up now...

http://hubpages.com/hub/The-Best-n-Worst-of-JUDAS-PRIEST-Part-2

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

Before I go away for the weekend I've just finished the 3rd and final entry on the Judas Priest discography...

http://hubpages.com/hub/The-Best-n-Worst-of-JUDAS-PRIEST-part-3

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Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

Nice job on the 3 part series on Priest. Just finished reading it. I thought you were a little off on Angel of Retributon, but spot on with Nostradamas. Still a good read though.

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

MetalGuy71 wrote:: Nice job on the 3 part series on Priest. Just finished reading it. I thought you were a little off on Angel of Retributon, but spot on with Nostradamas. Still a good read though.

Thanx man. I'd like to do a whole series of those "Best 'n' Worst" articles on other bands with large catalogs but it was a beast finding enough time to sit down, figure out where all those records were gonna rank, and then banging it out, so it'll be a while before I take on another one.

I've been busy as hell over the past couple of weeks so I haven't had time to whip up anything new, hopefully I'll have some fresh material soon.

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

Been a few weeks since my last Hub, but I had time to cobble together another "Comic Books that Time Forgot" entry this week... check it out y'all

http://hubpages.com/hub/Comics-That-Time-Forgot-Star-Wars-28-Marvel-Comics-October-1979

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

And another new one.. .first in a series of B-Movie rants and recommendations that I call "IT CAME FROM THE BARGAIN BIN!"

http://hubpages.com/hub/It-Came-From-the-Bargain-Bin-DVDs-on-a-Budget

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

Second installment of "IT CAME FROM THE BARGAIN BIN" is up now... I take on the "Friday the 13th" remake this time out...

http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/hub/It-Came-From-the-Bargain-Bin-FRIDAY-THE-13th-2009

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