Dare to be Stupid

I thought it was about Weird Al as well.


That list could include that recent Miss America contestant, like, such as, who, such as, is a big fan of maps.

"Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"






"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children".

That's the one. She gets the crown of all crowns.

Political gaffes are also some of the best. I enjoy the best Bushisms:


"I know that human beings and fish can co-exist peacefully."

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs
aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in
Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me —
you can't get fooled again."



and Obama has a near-perfect Yogi-ism:

"The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries."