the most stupid experience with the opposite sex

Too many but those two were the greatest.

One woman she mailed to me when I ll be back in the city we can go eating again, no problem. But when I was back in the city one month later she worked hard to avoid me and refused to talk to me. And she let others say to me, that she doesn´t want to have anything to do with me anymore. So I was left clueless, but I thought okay if she doesn´t want than not. I can go out with someone else.
Six months later she let others say to me, that she doesn´t understand why I do not send her any mails anymore ... ... .

Another time a female classmate came to me whenever she saw me and told me whats she was doing lately, like being abroad for a year or so. This was going on for some time. However talking in libary is not a good idea, but since she wants to talk I tried to be nice and did ask her for her mail. But she got totally angry, because asking for mail is sexuall harassment ... ... . Than she complained that I started to ignore her ... .

So no means yes and yes means no?

I was in a pharmacy today and I was looking for the condoms (yea there's gonna be no little Locky's for another while, sorry Uncle Saxon) and I couldn't see the bastards on the shelf so I had to ask this young assistant about them so she pointed them out and while I was studying the different ones (Extra large !! haha, Extra soft "comes with a free Vigara pill", Turbo extreme, Cheese & oninion flavor etc...) I just turned to the young one and said "which do you recommend" well christ I never saw a girl go so many different colors with embarrasment.

I giggled all the way home,

Funny story Locky...

i punched my neighbor right in her face. that was pretty stupid.

No comment......

Some (girl) friends of mine were talking amongst themselves about girly things. At one point, they said that the conversation would go over my head because of it's feminity. When there was a pause, I joined in with "So! Who's on their period?" It was genius. The only problem was this was at a party and I said it rather loudly, so a small cluster of people just looked over at me with bemused laughter. I responded with "No, it's okay, I know them!" and sat down. Good times.

Funny story Smindas. I don't have awkward experiences with any girls really so sorry for no tales.

i bought a girl a drink once and two minutes later she went off with this other lad who turned up i was real pissed

TheGooch wrote:

i bought a girl a drink once and two minutes later she went off with this other lad who turned up i was real pissed

That only happened you once ? ohh what it's like to be young again, wait till you hit 30 and see how many times that happens.


Hey does bringing a girl to her Debs (graduation) and then going home with a different girl count ?

or Shaggin' your boss's wife ?

Locky wrote:

I was in a pharmacy today and I was looking for the condoms (yea there's gonna be no little Locky's for another while, sorry Uncle Saxon) and I couldn't see the bastards on the shelf so I had to ask this young assistant about them so she pointed them out and while I was studying the different ones (Extra large !! haha, Extra soft "comes with a free Vigara pill", Turbo extreme, Cheese & oninion flavor etc...) I just turned to the young one and said "which do you recommend" well christ I never saw a girl go so many different colors with embarrasment.

I giggled all the way home,

Some years ago one of my friend pushed me and I fall and I touched the ass of a girl that I didn't know with my two hands so it didn't look like an accident LOL...

I made the classic mistake of thinking my exgf's mother was my ex and said a few familiar things to her. Fortunately, nothing to lewd so it kind of became a running joke for the rest of the time we were together.

Not me, but a friend of mine he went to China. In Peking in the bus he said to his Chinese girlfriend in German that the Chinese girl sitting in the opposite is the most ugliest girl he ever saw. 6 weeks later he went back to Germany and back to university, joining new class. When he entered the classroom he saw her, the most ugliest girl, sitting there as well. So a) she can understand German very well. B) She was very very when she saw him. He got beaten up ... .

I was at a party that was themed cowboys and indians, and my girlfriend had a fake knife, so I tried taking it out of her hand, for no reason whatsoever, and then she went down and bit my hand, it started bleeding. Not the most stupid experience, but pretty stupid!

13 years ago I got married.........

thrasher73 wrote:

13 years ago I got married.........

you know that marriage is punishment for stealing in some countries?

EvyMetal wrote:

thrasher73 wrote:

13 years ago I got married.........

you know that marriage is punishment for stealing in some countries?

Reminds me of a joke:

A man and his wife are having their 50th wedding anniversery and the man breaks down and starts crying. She asks, "Whats the matter?" He replies, "Back when we were dating, your dad took me aside and said 'Boy I'm the sheriff in this town and my brother's the judge. If you don't make an honest woman out of my little girl and marry her we'll see to it that you spend the next fifty years in prison.'" She says, "Well, why are you crying now?" He says, "I just realized, I'd be getting out by now."

I actually thought this girl classmate of mine was interested in me (cos there was a time when she kept on staring when I was around and laughed at my god awful corniest jokes) so I asked her out on a date by writing "wanna go out sometime?" on a piece of paper during class and handed it to her. She just laughed. A day later I see her and ask "------, wanna go out on a date?" then she goes "are you kidding me?" and laughs. Since then, it's been awkward silence between the two of us. Haha.*** Damn IT!

I remeber I made this girl a mix cd as a way of asking her out and I put it in her locker and I forgot to put my name on it so then the rest of the day all the guys were being like interagated and smurf poo finally someone said it was mine and then all her freinds got kinda freaked out needless to say she rejected me

not the stupidist experience but defenetly one I thought was worth metioning

You put some 'eavy metal on that mix cd?

That coulda turned her off.

Nothing says "I love you" like "Fermented Offal Discharge" by Necrophagist.

Smindas wrote:

Nothing says "I love you" like "Fermented Offal Discharge" by Necrophagist.

I belive I had Aerosmith, Rolling Stones, Whitesnake I stuck with the good ol' power ballads. but I could imagine her putting in the cd and then some death metal just scaring the smurf poo out of her. If I knew she was gunna reject me regardless of what was on there hell I would have done it

One time I was at a homecoming dance, and I totally tripped this girl that was dancing behind me, she fell pretty hard and started crying and left for the bathroom. The girl I went with thought it was hilarious but I felt totally retarded about it. All her friends that were around thought I was the biggest jerk ever for the longest time.