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PostSubject: Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman   Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman Icon_minitimeSat Apr 17, 2010 3:50 am

  1. You can always have more than 1 beer a night and not feel guilty
  2. Beer doesn’t care if you’ve fallen asleep after you’ve had it
  3. Beer tastes good
  4. You always know that you’re the first one to pop a beer
  5. After you have a beer, you’re only committed to dumping the empty bottle
  6. With a glass, you can always get good head
  7. When you say you love beer, you don’t have to mean it
  8. A beer has no problems with you taking it’s top off
  9. Beer has no mother
  10. Beer won’t follow you around for a week after you’ve had it
  11. A beer makes everything ok. A woman makes everything a problem.
  12. A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have another beer
  13. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car
  14. It is easy to compliment a good beer
  15. You can shoot a beer
  16. Beer doesn’t want foreplay before you have it
  17. If a beer leaks all over the room, it smells quite good for a while
  18. You are never embarassed about the beer you take to a party
  19. You can have a beer in public
  20. A beer is always wet
  21. A beer will always go down easily
  22. Big, fat beers are nice to have
  23. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
  24. A beer doesn’t think football is stupid
  25. Beer doesn’t go crazy once a month
  26. You can share a beer with your mates
  27. Beer doesn’t demand equality
  28. Beer stains wash out
  29. Beer doesn’t make you go shopping
  30. Beer always listens and never argues

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PostSubject: Re: Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman   Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman Icon_minitimeSat Apr 17, 2010 5:46 am
LOL!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman   Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman Icon_minitimeSat Apr 17, 2010 9:36 am
"Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson

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PostSubject: Re: Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman   Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman Icon_minitimeSat Apr 17, 2010 10:38 am
QuothTheRaven wrote:
"Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson

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PostSubject: Re: Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman   Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman Icon_minitimeSat Apr 17, 2010 12:40 pm
I'll drink to that! Just not this early hehe.
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PostSubject: Re: Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman   Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman Icon_minitimeSun Apr 18, 2010 7:40 pm
Good stuff!
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PostSubject: Re: Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman   Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman Icon_minitimeSun Apr 18, 2010 10:32 pm
And I can think up of thirty reasons why women are better than men...








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PostSubject: Re: Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman   Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman Icon_minitimeSun Apr 18, 2010 11:00 pm
Let's see the list!! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman   Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman Icon_minitimeTue Apr 20, 2010 10:29 pm
ChaliceOfFemmeMetal wrote:
And I can think up of thirty reasons why women are better than men...








just kidding

No, no...that's a given. Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman Icon_biggrin

Haha. Funny list, though. Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman 201269


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PostSubject: Re: Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman   Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman Icon_minitimeWed Apr 21, 2010 10:10 pm
GrimBeornTheOld wrote:
ChaliceOfFemmeMetal wrote:
And I can think up of thirty reasons why women are better than men...








just kidding

No, no...that's a given. Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman Icon_biggrin

Haha. Funny list, though. Thirty Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman 201269

The untrue things are always funnier ~_^ lol jk
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