Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:28 pm
That is the best comercial series, ever!!
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:33 pm
I like the first and last one the best.
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:42 pm
I like the last one best.
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:25 pm
That's pretty damn funny! I've always thought of Don as a bit of a douche, but it's nice to see he (and they) have a sense of humor. Even if he is looking like Sam Kinison with that do-rag.
Would it be a d*ck move for me to point out that 2 of the guys in that "80's metal band Dokken" were probably about 11 or 12 years old when Dokken was at their peak?
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:41 pm
That is real awesome. My Norton just expired. I have an F-Secure license (got it free from college) waiting to be activated, but this makes me want to renew my Norton license.
Speaking of Dokken, I was just in Hard Rock Cafe in Bucharest and they had one of George Lynch's guitars there.
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:46 pm
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:32 pm
Heh, I actually saw this commercial a few hours ago.
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:36 pm
Epic win.
...but screw Norton.
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:45 pm
It is nice to see Don be funny.
DeathCult Master Of The Crotch Grab
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:24 pm
That was one of the funniest things Ive seen in a long time
Also, that concept is so far out there it seems like something my brain would hatch
the sentinel Metal is Forever
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:29 am
That was absolutely awesome.
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:35 am
Brilliant.
EXPLOSIVE CROTCH THRUST!
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:15 pm
detuned wrote:
Brilliant.
EXPLOSIVE CROTCH THRUST!
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:34 pm
Schbopo wrote:
Epic win.
...but screw Norton.
Yeah, I'm with you. Too much of a resource-hog anymore. The corporate software is still alright, but Norton for home users has just become a dog.
I love the first one - "Woah, take it easy bro.....this ain't over!"
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:46 pm
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:29 pm
According to Don Dokken, these commercials were almost "Protect Your Chicken from Styx"...
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Regarding how DOKKEN came to be featured in the commercial, Don Dokken told "The Classic Metal Show", "It just fell in my lap. That was totally a fluke. We were on the road. Where I live, I have two houses on my property, and one of them is like a crash house for directors and producers and stuff; I rent it out. And one of the directors was gonna do this commercial, and it was supposed to [be] with STYX. And apparently, at the last minute, they [STYX] pulled out and, like, they [the directors] were at a crunch, and I just happened to be home pulling in the driveway coming off one of our shows. And at this company he works for — HSI [Productions]; they do all these commercials and stuff — he said, 'Hey, I'm staying at Don Dokken's place and I think he's home; I saw his car in the driveway.' They asked me if I wanted to do it, and I said, 'When are you filming? We're kind of busy.' They said, 'On a Monday.' And this was, like, on a Thursday. And I said, 'Yeah, I'm off Monday. We leave Tuesday to go back on the road.' So we just whipped in there... I said, 'What do you want me to do? I mean, we can't prepare...' He goes, 'You just need to... It's just a dead chicken...' [laughs] I didn't have a clue. I go, 'What do you mean a chicken? A chicken chicken? A live chicken?' And he goes, 'No, it's a dead chicken, and you're a virus. It's metaphorical commercial.' I said, 'Hey, I don't care. That's fine.' So I went down and did it. And they pay ungodly amounts of money and you just stand there and look mad at a chicken. And I guess there's three different versions [of the commercial]; there's one where we're eating the chicken, and you have the pelvic thrust ending where it explodes; and you have the one where it pulls a switchblade and tries to shank me and I say, 'Bro, this isn't over yet.'"
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:40 pm
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And they pay ungodly amounts of money and you just stand there and look mad at a chicken.
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:48 pm
I'd be more than willing to accept ungodly amounts of money to stand around looking mad at a chicken. Where do I sign up?
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:49 pm
I want to know what the hell had Styx tied up? They can't be that busy.
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:52 pm
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I want to know what the hell had Styx tied up? They can't be that busy.
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:52 pm
SpectreFate wrote:
I want to know what the hell had Styx tied up? They can't be that busy.
Whatever the reason, it's probably for the best. "Protect Your Chicken From Styx" just doesn't have the right ring to it.
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:05 pm
Fat Freddy wrote:
SpectreFate wrote:
I want to know what the hell had Styx tied up? They can't be that busy.
Whatever the reason, it's probably for the best. "Protect Your Chicken From Styx" just doesn't have the right ring to it.
Agree - it's funnier with Dokken.
And for the record, I would take ingodly amounts of money to do a pelvic trust in a commerical!!!
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:48 pm
I do pelvic thrusts on a daily basis for free. I'm doing them right now and I haven't made a nickel.
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Subject: Re: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:05 pm
When they say chicken i think crotch. Look out Dokken loves your chicken!