Protect Your Chicken From Dokken

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37871 Age : 54

MetalGuy71 wrote:: I do pelvic thrusts on a daily basis for free. I'm doing them right now and I haven't made a nickel.

But do your pelvic thrusts cause anything to EXPLODE? Dokken's pelvic thrusts do. That's why they're makin' the mad benjaminz and not you.

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12811 Age : 55

Troublezone wrote:: When they say chicken i think crotch. Look out Dokken loves your chicken!

Don likes to choke the chicken....

Road Warrior Number of posts : 17151 Age : 48

Quote :: But do your pelvic thrusts cause anything to EXPLODE?

Yes, especially with the old, sweaty "leather pants" fumes.

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

Fat Freddy wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:: I do pelvic thrusts on a daily basis for free. I'm doing them right now and I haven't made a nickel.

But do your pelvic thrusts cause anything to EXPLODE? Dokken's pelvic thrusts do. That's why they're makin' the mad benjaminz and not you.

Sadly no. I've had a coupla of sparks fly out a few times, but nothing explodes. Protect Your Chicken From Dokken - Page 2 Icon_sad

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I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37871 Age : 54

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:: I do pelvic thrusts on a daily basis for free. I'm doing them right now and I haven't made a nickel.

But do your pelvic thrusts cause anything to EXPLODE? Dokken's pelvic thrusts do. That's why they're makin' the mad benjaminz and not you.

Sadly no. I've had a coupla of sparks fly out a few times, but nothing explodes. Protect Your Chicken From Dokken - Page 2 Icon_sad

Next time Blackie Lawless has a yard sale, maybe you oughta hit him up for one of those flame throwing cod pieces.

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- Paul Stanley

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