Ultimate pick-up lines.

I would go up to a girl and glance over at another guy and say
"I could tell by the way you looked at him, you wanted me"

How I got my wife was along the lines of "I'm not a musician, just a drummer"

The vulgar one I remember from back in the day "Sit on my nose and I will spin you around"

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

The one I used to use would be go over next to a woman at the bar, order a drink, casually say hi to her, and then act like she said something back that I didn't hear. "I'm sorry - what was that?" If she was cool it would likely lead to some conversation. If she gave an attitude I won't waste my time. I was all about efficiency in my pick-ups back then.

The other one me and my buddies would pull was what we called the switch-up. The way it worked was I would go over to someone acting like I was doing so on behalf of a friend. Then the friend would come over and do what he had to do (cheesy lines) to make me be the one she'd be interested in. Surprisingly it only ever back-fired once or twice.

The key to those was just to get to talking to the person.

"People say I look like Lexington Steele from the waist down."

Required Fields wrote:

"People say I look like Lexington Steele from the waist down."

You have black genitals too? Kooky!

I read the thread title wrong. I thought this was "Ultimatum pick-up lines". Like, if I walked up to a girl in a bar and said with a wink, "we live in a world that's topsy-turvy... Conscience seared and dead.... Disintigration of morality" she'd fall for me.

Hey, who knows, maybe it'll work!

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Required Fields wrote:

"People say I look like Lexington Steele from the waist down."

You have black genitals too? Kooky!

No, I just think it would be a good pick up line.

Would you like to go back to my farm and check out my rooster....

You gotta purdy mouth...