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+19James B. Leatherface thejokeriv Schbopo stevegarveyfan scottmitchell74 kmorg Fat Freddy MetalGuy71 DeathCult Onkel Ben Thrasher73 Mglaffas81 Troublezone akeldama Mortuary Stender SideShowDisaSter holydiver97595 23 posters |
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holydiver97595 The Prophet of Dio
Number of posts : 1348 Age : 29
| Subject: Ultimate pick-up lines. Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:22 pm | |
| After seeing Am I Evil's line: Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you? on the Completely Obvious Observations thread; I decided to make this. I need to hit it off with girls, and we all know pick-up lines work great, so post; my social life with people of the opposite gender depends on it!!! | |
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SideShowDisaSter Roo Jockey
Number of posts : 4609 Age : 46
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:40 pm | |
| Ok, some magic pick-up lines for you: You wanna do some math? We'll add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply. That sweater looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I was on you I'd be coming too. I lost my phone number, can I have yours? Remember my name 'cause you'll be screaming it later. Those pants have a mirror? Cause I can see myself in them. Nice shirt, wanna f**k? Those are SURE to win you some points! _________________ You're cancer, you can't be the answer, you're killing me
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:45 pm | |
| Don't listen to anything in the above post. |
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Stender The lost Ramone
Number of posts : 6557 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:56 pm | |
| "prepare to be sexually unsatisfied" | |
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Mortuary Metal graduate
Number of posts : 498 Age : 35
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:19 am | |
| Yeah, that's some real magic. | |
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akeldama Metal is Forever
Number of posts : 7831 Age : 44
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:24 am | |
| "Are those astronaut pants? 'Cause your butt is outta this world!" | |
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Stender The lost Ramone
Number of posts : 6557 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:27 am | |
| - Mortuary wrote:
- Yeah, that's some real magic.
Ha...you know you were turned on. | |
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Troublezone Road Warrior
Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:22 am | |
| As DLR used to say... How's about a hot dog and a shake? | |
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Mglaffas81 Heart of Metal
Number of posts : 2256 Age : 40
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:39 am | |
| Scream out, "FAT PENGUIN!!" .....just to break the ice | |
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Thrasher73 Much Cooler than the other 72
Number of posts : 8918 Age : 51
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:59 am | |
| "The word of the day is legs....lets go back to my place and spread the word" | |
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Onkel Ben Metal novice
Number of posts : 42 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:00 am | |
| "hello, I am a frustrated 25 year old, wanna do it?" Works every time. | |
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DeathCult Master Of The Crotch Grab
Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:07 am | |
| Nice legs, what time do they open? | |
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MetalGuy71 Bukkake Tsunami
Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:30 am | |
| "Mind if I slide in here and get a drink?" Might not be the "ultimate" pick-up line, but it worked well enough to land the girl that would eventually become Mrs. MetalGuy71. By the way, that line will only work at a crowded bar. Don't try it at church, the local YMCA or the Emergency Room. _________________ I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37953 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:35 am | |
| I always used: "Um... hi." _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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kmorg Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 13862 Age : 49
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:04 pm | |
| Wow, that dress looks nice. I bet it would look even better at the foot of my bed! Hi, I'm *insert name*. Shall we shower before, or after? _________________
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scottmitchell74 Jada Pinkett Smith's Cabana Boy
Number of posts : 9052 Age : 50
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holydiver97595 The Prophet of Dio
Number of posts : 1348 Age : 29
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:11 pm | |
| Oh yeah. These will all go over great. I can tell. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:15 pm | |
| - Thrasher73 wrote:
- "The word of the day is legs....lets go back to my place and spread the word"
Really? |
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scottmitchell74 Jada Pinkett Smith's Cabana Boy
Number of posts : 9052 Age : 50
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:35 pm | |
| "How 'bout them Pirates?" A buddy and I were in Pittsburgh and thought this would be a great pick-up line. Of course, we were too afraid to try! | |
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stevegarveyfan Metal master
Number of posts : 613 Age : 51
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:41 pm | |
| My best friend is wheelchair-bound, and when we were in college, he had a line picked out: "I WOULD ask you out, but I'm handicapped".
Man, that one 'bout sent me to the floor. | |
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Schbopo Ate his vegetables
Number of posts : 4958 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:10 pm | |
| I'm unemployed and I drive an electric car. | |
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thejokeriv Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 12811 Age : 55
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:05 pm | |
| How do you like your eggs - scrambled or fertilized? Would you like to have breakfast with me? How should I wake you, call you or tap you? | |
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Mortuary Metal graduate
Number of posts : 498 Age : 35
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:29 pm | |
| - DeathCult wrote:
- Nice legs, what time do they open?
That's how he picked me up... | |
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Leatherface Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 19329 Age : 53
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:28 pm | |
| Should I call you in the morning or just roll over and nudge you? | |
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Thrasher73 Much Cooler than the other 72
Number of posts : 8918 Age : 51
| Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:17 am | |
| - quiettype wrote:
- Thrasher73 wrote:
- "The word of the day is legs....lets go back to my place and spread the word"
Really? Worked on you didnt it? | |
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