Favorite 80's metal groupie/hottie

mc666 wrote:

arttieTHE1manparty wrote:

Pam is just slutty.

that gets her bonus points imo.

Your weird dude.

mc666 wrote:

arttieTHE1manparty wrote:

Pam is just slutty.

that gets her bonus points imo.

Oh, mc666!

I went with my first love Pam. Although she's hit the wall recenlty and had more fingers in her than a complementary mint-dish at the local Stuckee's, she's still a MetalGuy favorite.

Kendra Jade was a porn-star, but I didn't know her as a groupie. Who did she make the rounds with? And what's Brandi Brant up to these days? Has she held up? Most, if not all, of the girls in that list have not aged too well. Some better than others, but overall, ooooooooFah!

My favorite from the early 90's was Kari Wuhrer. I remember back when she was a guest hostess of a late 80's MTV gameshow...later to star in many a softcore porn flick...and to play the mother of Scarlett Johannson in Eight Legged Freaks.

detuned wrote:

My favorite from the early 90's was Kari Wuhrer. I remember back when she was a guest hostess of a late 80's MTV gameshow...later to star in many a softcore porn flick...and to play the mother of Scarlett Johannson in Eight Legged Freaks.

Oh yea!! I loved Kari. The game show was 'Remote Control' on MTV. That show was great. I'm not sure if I saw her in any movies, though. I do recall that she was once rumored to have dated Henry Rollins. As much as I dig ol' Hank, I've always thought of him as pretty much asexual. I can't imagine what the 2 of them could possibly talk about on a date. She's about as deep as a puddle.

Ohhh man, KARI WUHRER! I had SUCH a woody for that gal back in her MTV days. When I was in college circa '89 or '90, my Communications class took a trip to MTV Studios one day to watch them tape a few episodes of "Remote Control." I was stoked because not only was "Remote Control" my favorite show at the time, but because I was finally going to see Kari Wuhrer live and in person. I daydreamed that I'd get picked out of the audience to be a contestant on the show, I'd make it to the final round, and as the end credits rolled my eyes would lock with Kari's, then soft music would play, birds would tweet, I'd carry her out of the studio ala the end of "An Officer and a Gentleman," and we'd live happily ever after.

...Imagine my dismay when we arrived at the studio and found out that the shows they were taping were for the forthcoming new season, and that Kari had been replaced by a blonde surfer chick. Don't get me wrong, the replacement chick was some nice eye candy as well, but it wasn't quite the same. I didn't get picked to play the game either, which sucked (I always assumed that players were chosen at random from the studio audience, but 'twas not the case). But I still had fun. I shook hands with "Remote Control" cast member Colin Quinn, and saw a young, unknown Denis Leary come out and do the "Quinn's Bruddah" bit. (I didn't even know that Leary played that part till years later...)

Months later I finally caught one of "my" episodes on MTV (we watched them tape three or four shows that day if memory serves) and I saw myself up in the bleachers, cheering away, with my Sepultura BENEATH THE REMAINS tour shirt on.

I haven't seen Kari in ages, last thing I saw her in was a direct-to-DVD flick called "Kate's Addiction" some years back, which was kinda like a "Fatal Attraction" with a lesbian twist. That was maybe ten years ago, and she'd held up pretty well at that point. Where is she now??

Kendra Jade's Resume:

B-Real (Cypress Hill), Sebasian Bach, Leonardo DiCarprio, Taime Downe (Faster Pu$$ycat), Eminem, Corey Feldman, Bret Michaels (Poison), Ripper Owens (Judas Priest), Stevie Rachelle (Tuff), Ryan Roxie (Alice Cooper, Dad's Porno Mag), Marq Torien (BulletBoys), somebody from a boy band, and probably a lot more!

UNCLE SAXON wrote:

Kendra Jade's Resume:

B-Real (Cypress Hill), Sebasian Bach, Leonardo DiCarprio, Taime Downe (Faster Pu$$ycat), Eminem, Corey Feldman, Bret Michaels (Poison), Ripper Owens (Judas Priest), Stevie Rachelle (Tuff), Ryan Roxie (Alice Cooper, Dad's Porno Mag), Marq Torien (BulletBoys), somebody from a boy band, and probably a lot more!

Wow. Apparently she's been a very busy girl. Pretty exclusive club too. She was able to bag Leonardo DiCarprio and The Corey Feldman? Nifty!

Make a note, kids. That's probably the only time you will see Academy Award Nominee Leonardo DiCaprio and Michael Jackson impersonator Corey Feldman mentioned in the same sentence ever again.

MetalGuy71 wrote:

UNCLE SAXON wrote:

Kendra Jade's Resume:

B-Real (Cypress Hill), Sebasian Bach, Leonardo DiCarprio, Taime Downe (Faster Pu$$ycat), Eminem, Corey Feldman, Bret Michaels (Poison), Ripper Owens (Judas Priest), Stevie Rachelle (Tuff), Ryan Roxie (Alice Cooper, Dad's Porno Mag), Marq Torien (BulletBoys), somebody from a boy band, and probably a lot more!

Wow. Apparently she's been a very busy girl. Pretty exclusive club too. She was able to bag Leonardo DiCarprio and The Corey Feldman? Nifty!

Make a note, kids. That's probably the only time you will see Academy Award Nominee Leonardo DiCaprio and Michael Jackson impersonator Corey Feldman mentioned in the same sentence ever again.

Well you just created the second sentence.

Fat Freddy wrote:

Ohhh man, KARI WUHRER! I had SUCH a woody for that gal back in her MTV days. When I was in college circa '89 or '90, my Communications class took a trip to MTV Studios one day to watch them tape a few episodes of "Remote Control." I was stoked because not only was "Remote Control" my favorite show at the time, but because I was finally going to see Kari Wuhrer live and in person. I daydreamed that I'd get picked out of the audience to be a contestant on the show, I'd make it to the final round, and as the end credits rolled my eyes would lock with Kari's, then soft music would play, birds would tweet, I'd carry her out of the studio ala the end of "An Officer and a Gentleman," and we'd live happily ever after.

...Imagine my dismay when we arrived at the studio and found out that the shows they were taping were for the forthcoming new season, and that Kari had been replaced by a blonde surfer chick. Don't get me wrong, the replacement chick was some nice eye candy as well, but it wasn't quite the same. I didn't get picked to play the game either, which sucked (I always assumed that players were chosen at random from the studio audience, but 'twas not the case). But I still had fun. I shook hands with "Remote Control" cast member Colin Quinn, and saw a young, unknown Denis Leary come out and do the "Quinn's Bruddah" bit. (I didn't even know that Leary played that part till years later...)

Months later I finally caught one of "my" episodes on MTV (we watched them tape three or four shows that day if memory serves) and I saw myself up in the bleachers, cheering away, with my Sepultura BENEATH THE REMAINS tour shirt on.

I haven't seen Kari in ages, last thing I saw her in was a direct-to-DVD flick called "Kate's Addiction" some years back, which was kinda like a "Fatal Attraction" with a lesbian twist. That was maybe ten years ago, and she'd held up pretty well at that point. Where is she now??

But Kari also did "Sliders" which was a pretty decent show, so her resume hasn't been completely crap.

MetalFRO wrote:

But Kari also did "Sliders" which was a pretty decent show, so her resume hasn't been completely crap.

Yea, "Sliders" was a pretty cool show now that you mention it... for the brief time it ran on FOX anyway (I think I might still have the 2-hr. pilot episode of that on tape around here somewhere)... when they cancelled it and Sci-Fi Channel picked up the show (and cut the budget per episode to almost nothing in the process) it turned to crap pretty quick.

arttieTHE1manparty wrote:

Pam is just slutty.

An admirable quality... but I went with Bobbie.

Remember Samantha Fox? 80's poster babe.

What about Donna Dorico she's hot and better looking than Pam Anderson

Troublezone wrote:

Remember Samantha Fox? 80's poster babe.

One of my all time faves. My bedroom wall was plastered with her posters when I was a teen.

mc666 wrote:

arttieTHE1manparty wrote:

Pam is just slutty.

that gets her bonus points imo.

My vote is for Bobbie.

Most of these chicks are plastic surgery messes nowadays.

Brandi Brandt

Fat Freddy wrote:

Metal Misfit wrote:

I find Pam to be extremely unattractive these days, actually, I think Baywatch is when she started to fall off. She looks like a cartoon character.

Yea, Pam was amazing back in the late 80s/early 90s when she first turned up in Playboy and was the "Tool Time" girl on "Home Improvement." Then she started hitting the plastic surgery pretty hard. If you look back at older photos of her the difference is actually kinda creepy.

If you ask me, she tries WAY too hard to come off as "sexy" as possible.

Jessica 10/10
Tawny 9.5/10

Fat Freddy wrote:

UNCLE SAXON wrote:

James B. wrote:

I like the lil" french chick on "Invasion Of Your Privacy"

I searched my entire skull trying to remember her name. And I agree 10000%! Now go remember her name or pick from the above.

I believe the chick on the INVASION cover was Marianne Gravatte.

FF, you never cease to amaze me!

P.S. I wanna throw a vote in for Lee Aronson.

All hotties, but how many STD's do you think those girls have? They have got be a depository for all sorts of viruses......

the sentinel wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

UNCLE SAXON wrote:

James B. wrote:

I like the lil" french chick on "Invasion Of Your Privacy"

I searched my entire skull trying to remember her name. And I agree 10000%! Now go remember her name or pick from the above.

I believe the chick on the INVASION cover was Marianne Gravatte.

FF, you never cease to amaze me!

I spent far too much time as a teen memorizing every tiny detail of the liner notes in every album I owned...the names of the producers, studios, engineers, cover artists/models, etc., etc. Now it takes up entirely too much real estate in my brain. It's kind of sad actually.

On the other hand, if VH1 ever revives the "Rock N Roll Jeopardy" show I'm gonna get on there and clean up.

Just for sh*ts & giggles, I googled this Marianne Gravatte with safe search off. The results, while pleasing to the eye and NSFW, as would be expected, but one thing really stood out in some of the pics. I suppose it was just a result of the times (early 80's?), but to put it nicely, Marianne really needs to do a little yardwork. Great googly-moogly!!

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Just for sh*ts & giggles, I googled this Marianne Gravatte with safe search off. The results, while pleasing to the eye and NSFW, as would be expected, but one thing really stood out in some of the pics. I suppose it was just a result of the times (early 80's?), but to put it nicely, Marianne really needs to do a little yardwork. Great googly-moogly!!

According to Marianne's Wiki entry, she was a Playmate in 1982. So yea, that would've been a sign of the times.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianne_Gravatte