Papa Roach Bring the Sh*t

I guess I could throw this in one of several forums so I guess I'll put it here.
When I read it I laughed so hard I spewed my drink everywhere!
I guess if you're gonna do something like this, a Papa Roach show seems pretty appropriate.

PAPA ROACH BRING THE smurf poo, LITERALLY
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Posted: Friday, 17 April 2009
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We have just received the following email, possibly the best ever:

Hi Rock Sound, I just thought I’d let you know that last night, at the Papa Roach show in Manchester, somebody did a smurf poo at the back of the mosh-pit! About halfway through Papa Roach’s set, everybody started commenting on how bad the smell was. I guess it was like someone had farted or something, but it was MUCH worse. All of a sudden there was a massive gap in the crowd and my friend told me that someone had actually done a smurf poo! I turned around and saw this guy with cleaning materials wiping it up!!! Thank God I didn’t step on it. I don’t think the band were aware of it, I didn’t hear them tell people to do it anyway, I think this person just decided he needed to smurf poo. I have no idea whether people were skidding in it or whether there was wiping action.

Incredible. We obviously needed to check that this was true, so Rock Sound asked Neil Mahony (of Amplifier fame), who was helping out at the show. This is what he had to say:

"I can confirm the Papa Roach story. The smell was dreadful and the security were livid. As far as I know, the guy never got caught. Stealth smurf poo."

What shows have you taken a dump at, or which ones would you like to? We want to hear from you! Email in to rsvp@rocksound.tv

That's funny... if I was at a Papa Roach concert and suddenly something began to stink real bad, I would have automatically assumed it was the band's music.

Neuropete wrote:

That's funny... if I was at a Papa Roach concert and suddenly something began to stink real bad, I would have automatically assumed it was the band's music.

I remember hearing Dee Snider talk about doing a show in Europe where someone threw a piece of smurf poo at the band while they were playing. The way he described it on VH1's Behind the Music was freakin' hilarious. "How mad do you have to be at a band to pull your pants down and take a dump in the middle of 10,000 people, pick it up steaming hot and hurl it at the band." LOL!

That would've been great to see people moshing or in the pit dancing to Papa Roach's music, when out of clumsiness they slip on some poo and hit the ground. Karma for listening to crappy music. Pun intended.

ultmetal wrote:

I remember hearing Dee Snider talk about doing a show in Europe where someone threw a piece of smurf poo at the band while they were playing. The way he described it on VH1's Behind the Music was freakin' hilarious. "How mad do you have to be at a band to pull your pants down and take a dump in the middle of 10,000 people, pick it up steaming hot and hurl it at the band." LOL!

And imagine some of it hitting other fans on the way. I would seriously kick that guys ass if it hit me. Not to mention the smell for the rest of the show from his stinkin hand.

I guess the guy that did it didn't like the band