Homer Simpson's Dream Meal - The "Bacon Explosion"

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No, it's not the latest burger from Wendy's... it's a revolution in barbecue technology...

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?no_interstitial

(Homer Simpson voice) Mmmmm... four pounds of bacon... and sausage... smothered in barbecue sauce... (gurgle gurgle) ....

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I can feel my arteries clogging up just looking at it.

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manny wrote:: I can feel my arteries clogging up just looking at it.

There should be Bacon Explosion Eating Contests on ESPN. Anyone who can make it through all four pounds without dying wins the trophy.

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Fat Freddy wrote:

manny wrote:: I can feel my arteries clogging up just looking at it.

There should be Bacon Explosion Eating Contests on ESPN. Anyone who can make it through all four pounds without dying wins the trophy.

I would watch that!

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manny wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

manny wrote:: I can feel my arteries clogging up just looking at it.

There should be Bacon Explosion Eating Contests on ESPN. Anyone who can make it through all four pounds without dying wins the trophy.

I would watch that!

They could round up all those Professional Eating dudes who are on the Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest every year and give them a shot at it. Let's see if that skinny little Japanese kid who always wins the Nathan's contest can survive downing one of THOSE sum-b*tches!!

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Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

My heart hurts just reading that article.

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manny wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

manny wrote:: I can feel my arteries clogging up just looking at it.

There should be Bacon Explosion Eating Contests on ESPN. Anyone who can make it through all four pounds without dying wins the trophy.

I would watch that!

As would I.

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 7685 Age : 45

Over the summer a friend of mine from work was home alone for a week while his wife and kids went on a vacation. He was hungry and in the mood for bacon. So he went into the refrigerator took out the pound of bacon that he had and cooked the whole thing and made one really big sandwich out of it. He said it was good but he'll never do that again. He almost couldnt finish it. haha

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Phoenix Reign Drummer wrote:: Over the summer a friend of mine from work was home alone for a week while his wife and kids went on a vacation. He was hungry and in the mood for bacon. So he went into the refrigerator took out the pound of bacon that he had and cooked the whole thing and made one really big sandwich out of it. He said it was good but he'll never do that again. He almost couldnt finish it. haha

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Phoenix Reign Drummer wrote:: Over the summer a friend of mine from work was home alone for a week while his wife and kids went on a vacation. He was hungry and in the mood for bacon. So he went into the refrigerator took out the pound of bacon that he had and cooked the whole thing and made one really big sandwich out of it. He said it was good but he'll never do that again. He almost couldnt finish it. haha

I'd like to try that. My wife made BLT's the other night for dinner. The whole house smelled of bacon when I walked in the door. Mmmmmmmm bacon. Anyway, I'm looking at it, thinking "I could eat that whole package right now". It'd probably make me sick, but it would be worth it.

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Baron Von 40oz. Number of posts : 4386 Age : 34

Reminds me of something I saw on the internetz.

The bacon weave sandwich, in which you weave bacon together to form two pieces of "bread" then you put some cheese in the middle of the two weaves and make a grilled-cheese sandwich.

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2256 Age : 40

That looks unbelievably tasty, yet at the same time looking like something a japanese cow shat out..... I must be sick insane

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

The wife made pork chops wrapped in bacon for dinner last night. Mmmmmmm bacon-y goodness!!

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MetalGuy71 wrote:: The wife made pork chops wrapped in bacon for dinner last night. Mmmmmmm bacon-y goodness!!

Why didn't she just wear an apron? scratch

It seems it would hinder her progress cooking the pork chops if she were wrapped in pig flesh.

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SpectreFate wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:: The wife made pork chops wrapped in bacon for dinner last night. Mmmmmmm bacon-y goodness!!

Why didn't she just wear an apron? scratch

It seems it would hinder her progress cooking the pork chops if she were wrapped in pig flesh.

I prefer my women wrapped in bacon. Bacon makes everything better!

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Metal student Number of posts : 133 Age : 48

Reminds me a breakfast sandwich Hardee's had last year. Maybe they still have it I dont know. I don't remeber what is was called but it was eggs,cheese,ham,sausage, and bacon all in a biscuit. Everyone I told about it said their heart hurt just hearing about it! Yes it was tasty but it was piled so high I could hardly eat it.

Baron Von 40oz. Number of posts : 4386 Age : 34

Bacon and peanut butter on a sandwich is pretty good.

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EvyMetal wrote:: Bacon and peanut butter on a sandwich is pretty good.

I have a buddy that used to eat that all the time. I love bacon and I love peanut butter, but something didn't sit right with me when I tried to bring those worlds together.

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EvyMetal wrote:: Bacon and peanut butter on a sandwich is pretty good.

Never tried that, but hell, just about anything with peanut butter is pretty good.

When I was a kid my Grandma used to spread peanut butter on slices of baloney (balogna?) and roll it up. She called'em "P.B. Rolls." Every once in a while I still make one of those for myself and if my wife catches me she gets totally grossed out.

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