Children Of Bodom frontman launches...

...clothing line??


http://www.bravewords.com/news/96959

How precious.

Rex launches.......his lunch.

The clothes look boring too...clothing lines are the new restaurants....everyone thinks they can do it...

he & Kerry King probably go to fashion shows together.

I love Alexi and COB and all, but this "clothing line" looks just like all the others..... booooring.

What next Morbid Angel onesis?

Not having looked at it, I'm sure this clothing line is for the discerning metrosexual "rocker" who likes the way a shirt 2 sizes too small fits on his torso because it shows his non existent pec muscles and moussed hair cut. I would hazrd to bet they also offer the comfort of a hoodie that a young boy likes to wear over his head during those times when he feels insecure about his sexuality.

manny wrote:

What next Morbid Angel onesis?

On the butt flap they will say "World of Sh!t".

He has a white "Compton" style shirt...

I was hoping ths was gonna say

Children Of Bodom frontman launches...himself to the moon in a homemade rocket

or something cool like that.

Children Of Bodom frontman launches...bags of flaming poop at fans from the balcony of his hotel room.

Children Of Bodom frontman launches...cows from his catapult while French guards fart in his general direction.

Pffft. Clothing line? How lame.

Shawn Of Fire wrote:

Wow. It's amazing that the band can put out music and tour when it's obvious he's putting so much time & effort into this clothing line. That must've taken some designer all of 15 minutes to create and then have Alexi look over it and say, "Yea, that's cool. Go with it"

spectrefate wrote:

manny wrote:

What next Morbid Angel onesis?

On the butt flap they will say "World of Sh!t".

I launch... a boner. giggity giggity goo! alright!

Rex wrote:

Rex launches.......his lunch.

spectrefate wrote:

Not having looked at it, I'm sure this clothing line is for the discerning metrosexual "rocker" who likes the way a shirt 2 sizes too small fits on his torso because it shows his non existent pec muscles and moussed hair cut. I would hazrd to bet they also offer the comfort of a hoodie that a young boy likes to wear over his head during those times when he feels insecure about his sexuality.

good one spec.

I always get guys wearing stuff like that talking to me they always brag about how good they are at playing Rock Band/Guitar Hero. Thats when I usaully tell them that while there playing on Expert Im playing on Real!

DEATH TO FALSE ROCKING

Shawn Of Fire wrote:

You'd think it was Blackie from Wasp that had a company with a name like that.

What's wrong with musicians playing music? Why the clothing lines, the fragrances, the footwear??? Sheesh...

its a pretty boring line up

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Rex launches.......his lunch.

Funny!

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Children Of Bodom frontman launches...bags of flaming poop at fans from the balcony of his hotel room.

Children Of Bodom frontman launches...cows from his catapult while French guards fart in his general direction.

I 'bout pissed myself

spectrefate wrote:

Not having looked at it, I'm sure this clothing line is for the discerning metrosexual "rocker" who likes the way a shirt 2 sizes too small fits on his torso because it shows his non existent pec muscles and moussed hair cut.

They would show off my man boobs and pot belly.