Funniest metal songs?

What are the funniest metal songs you know of?

Bruce Dickinson & Mr. Bean - I Want to be Elected (was released in aid of comic relief a few years back).

When it was first released, "I'm the Man" by Anthrax was a laff riot. Too bad it spawned a whole genre of bad music.

A.C. - You Play on A Softball Team
A.C. - I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
A.C. - I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman & A Human Being
A.C. - I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank
A.C. - Don't Call Japanese Hardcore "Japcore"

hell any A.C. song really. it's like audio South Park

Iron Maiden's "Sheriff Of Huddersfield" (a B-side from the "Somewhere In Time" era) is a hoot.

Scatterbrain have lots of funny songs but my all time favorite is "Don't Call Me Dude"

Fat Freddy wrote:

Iron Maiden's "Sheriff Of Huddersfield" (a B-side from the "Somewhere In Time" era) is a hoot.

You are correct, I stuck that song on KissinMaidens compilation last time.

Massacration - Metal is the Law

any manowar song. sooooo corny. butter drips out of the speakers

caniplaywithmadness? wrote:

any manowar song. sooooo corny. butter drips out of the speakers

I agree, but the problem is, Manowar songs aren't SUPPOSED to be funny, they just turn out that way unintentionally.

Dance Sleazy by Celtic Frost
Let Them Eat Metal by The Rods

manowar's latest single . . . Die For Metal

i'm telling you guys the lyrics plumbed the depths of my soul

example: "I need metal in my life as an eagle needs the sky"

Most anything by GWAR.

caniplaywithmadness? wrote:

any manowar song. sooooo corny. butter drips out of the speakers

On the intentional side... Anything by Metal Skool. I love Big Boobs. And the song itself is a riot.

AC/DC - Big Balls.....

Anthrax - I'm the Man.. (original version of the flip side of I'm the Law import single)

Surprised nobody has mentioned Spinal Tap. "Big Bottom," "Sex Farm," "Break Like The Wind"... all classics!

Skrapp Mettle is pretty funny as well.

MANOWAR KILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




not really, they just give metal heads a headache and a bad name

Loudness - "Rock n' Roll Crazy Nights".


Of course, this song is UNINTENTIONALLY funny, but still.....

Don't know if this was just a 98Rock local thing but they used to play a song called "I Want A Death By Misadventure" by Lenny and Ziggy. I used to think that was the funniest thing ever.

there is a Korn song called Beat it Upright that kills me everytime i hear it...

Helloween - "Rise and Fall"

It's from Keeper of the Seven Keys, Pt. 2


The 'ween have an unusual number of humurous songs for a metal band, but that one always stands out in my mind.

Kraf Dinner-Annihilator

Freak Kitchen are always increidbly tongue in cheek, especially with songs like Taste My Fist and the genius Mr Kaschei and the 13 Prositutes. Also, absolutely anything by Turbonegro.

Wait until the song actually starts. You'll see what I mean.

KRAF DINNER BY ANNIHILATOR