hair metal cliches...

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spectrefate wrote:: ..Most of those dummies never saw the outside of a club when they played live.

I don't know about that now. Most of the bands that were big enough to be on MTV in the 80s we're headling arenas, civic centers, and theaters. If not they were opening for those bands.

Scurvy Skalliwag Number of posts : 12851 Age : 60

what about the striped, checker board, or polka dot spandex and at least on member woulld do a piece of hair from behind the ear in a diferent color. example Vinnie Vincent-pink or Marc Ferrari-blonde. Then you have the reverse headstock on your faux animal skin guitar.

And the biggest cliche' of all....flashy perfomers but couldn't write a song if their life depended on it.

Metal graduate Number of posts : 324 Age : 55

Anything aimed towards teen rebellion, We Are The Youth Gone Wild. I still love Hair Metal!-TJ

Master Of The Crotch Grab Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50

Just listen to Every Rose Has Its Thorn. Bret Michaels could write a book on cliches.

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I couldn't agree more, DC! Smile

Master Of The Crotch Grab Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50

My bad, the screen froze, someone should delete 3 of those. Please.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3012 Age : 35

cliches were what hair metal such a guilty pleasure.

"lick my love pump"
"i'm gonna sink her with my pink torpedo"
"something never having a chance to love you"
anything about dying without you
"i'm gonna get bent out shape tonight"

Scarred But Smarter Number of posts : 3487 Age : 53

I took care of it DC....

This is the most cheestastical lyric ever from our boys in KISS

"I wanna put my log in your fireplace"

so subtle and smooth.....it boggles the mind.

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Master Of The Crotch Grab Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50

Love bomb was another one.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3012 Age : 35

Shiney wrote:: I took care of it DC....

This is the most cheestastical lyric ever from our boys in KISS

"I wanna put my log in your fireplace"

so subtle and smooth.....it boggles the mind.

I bout smurf pooed myself

gotta love the filter

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electronic drums, and having a double bass set but not being able to use it

Subject: Re: hair metal cliches... Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:26 am

Dudes looking like chicks (or trying to).

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 28649 Age : 39

ultmetal wrote:: rock, rock for the Rock...rock, rock, never stop!

Wasn't there a fundamentalist Christian comic book strip where a rock band had those lyrics?

Metal graduate Number of posts : 305 Age : 54

Shiney wrote:: I took care of it DC....

This is the most cheestastical lyric ever from our boys in KISS

"I wanna put my log in your fireplace"

so subtle and smooth.....it boggles the mind.

Or another famous KISS lyric that is not as subtle, but OH SO CHEESY...

"Put your hand in my pocket, and grab onto my rocket" hair metal cliches... - Page 2 37951

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How about songs with colors. Do it 'til we're blacknblue. I'm red hot. etc.

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emptytomb1 wrote:: How about songs with colors. Do it 'til we're blacknblue. I'm red hot. etc.

How about band names with "white" in the name?

Whitesnake
White Heart
White Cross
White Lion
Great White
White Sister

I know there's more.......

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Back n black.

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 9428 Age : 50

How about slinging/ spinning the guitar around over the shoulder? Song titles that have the word "kiss" or "heart" in them. Girls/ women in the videos transformed into hotties by the bands music. This usually occurs about the time they shed their outer clothing for more revealing clothing hidden underneath. That's all for now. Peace.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3282 Age : 43

"Up against the wall and spread'em"

SoldierUnderCommand wrote:: Hair metal rules.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 2682 Age : 37

Bands named after the last name (real or not) of the bands main protagonist...

Dokken
Bon Jovi
Giuffria
Keel
Slaughter
Winger

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rattpoison wrote:: Bands named after the last name (real or not) of the bands main protagonist...

Dokken
Bon Jovi
Giuffria
Keel
Slaughter
Winger

They had to get away from the cliche of calling themselves "The (fill in the blank)s"

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 2682 Age : 37

spectrefate wrote:

rattpoison wrote:: Bands named after the last name (real or not) of the bands main protagonist...

Dokken
Bon Jovi
Giuffria
Keel
Slaughter
Winger

They had to get away from the cliche of calling themselves "The (fill in the blank)s"

Yeah their all strong hard one word names when said "Dokken", "Keel".....and um "Giuffria".

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3367 Age : 56

spectrefate wrote:: How about band names with "white" in the name?

Whitesnake
White Heart
White Cross
White Lion
Great White
White Sister

I know there's more.......

White Tiger

Metal student Number of posts : 242 Age : 41

Tall Tyrion wrote:

spectrefate wrote:: How about band names with "white" in the name?

Whitesnake
White Heart
White Cross
White Lion
Great White
White Sister

I know there's more.......

White Tiger

I could have sworn there was a band called White Wolf as well (and I swear I'm not making that up). Don't know if they were 'hair metal' or not though.

EDIT: Yep, there is. Sweet, they're Canadian too Cool

http://www.canadianbands.com/White%20Wolf.html

Still don't know if they were hair metal, but since they apparently played with Lee Aaron and Kick Axe, they were probably close.

Road Warrior Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48

Songs about Flying... fly to the angels (Slaughter), dreams (VH)

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