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ultmetal Administrator
Number of posts : 19452 Age : 57
| Subject: Re: Blender's 40 Worst Lyricists In Rock Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:43 pm | |
| - Fat Freddy wrote:
- I love KISS as much as the next guy but Paul Stanley's inclusion on this list is probably justified. Let's face it, their lyrics ain't exactly Shakespeare.
Yes, but how can you include Paul and not include Gene or Ace. I mean Gene wrote such deep songs as "Plaster Caster". _________________ ULTIMATUM - TOO METAL FOR WIKIPEDIA!
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| Subject: Re: Blender's 40 Worst Lyricists In Rock Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:55 pm | |
| Blender are idiots. Anyone seen their "50 worst artists" list? |
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| Subject: Re: Blender's 40 Worst Lyricists In Rock Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:01 pm | |
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QuothTheRaven Metal master
Number of posts : 874 Age : 59
| Subject: Re: Blender's 40 Worst Lyricists In Rock Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:24 am | |
| No Chad Kroeger? Nickelback sux! | |
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the sentinel Metal is Forever
Number of posts : 9428 Age : 50
| Subject: Re: Blender's 40 Worst Lyricists In Rock Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:21 pm | |
| How is Kevin Federline not #1? I am a bit confused as to the Queensryche inclusion. I have never thought of them to be lacking lyrically at all. In fact, their lyrics and the way Tate sings them is, imho, the strongest point of the band. How about including the Cherry Pie guy, Janie Lane. That song must have took all of a minute and a half to write. | |
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mc666 Master Sailboat
Number of posts : 9301 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: Blender's 40 Worst Lyricists In Rock Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:26 pm | |
| 80's Alice Cooper is downright embarassing...
"Feed My Frankenstein"
Well, I ain't evil I'm just good lookin' Start a little fire and baby start cookin' I'm a hungry man But I don't want pizza I'll blow down your house And then I'm gonna eat ya Bring you to a simmer Right on time Run my greasy fingers Up your greasy spine
Feed my Frankenstein Meet my libido "He's a psycho" Feed my Frankenstein Hungry for love, and it's feeding time
You don't want to talk So baby shut up And let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup Velcro candy, sticky sweet Make my tattoos melt in the heat Well, I ain't no veggie Like my flesh on the bone Alive and lickin' on your ice cream cone
Feed my Frankenstein Meet my libido "He's a psycho" Feed my Frankenstein Hungry for love, and it's feeding time Baby whoa-whoa oh yeah Feed my Frankenstei-ei-ein Baby Chow Down Feed my Frankenstei-ei-ein _________________ | |
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scottmitchell74 Jada Pinkett Smith's Cabana Boy
Number of posts : 9052 Age : 50
| Subject: Re: Blender's 40 Worst Lyricists In Rock Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:28 pm | |
| You mean velcro candy doesn't tickle your artistic sensibilities?? | |
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DeathCult Master Of The Crotch Grab
Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50
| Subject: Re: Blender's 40 Worst Lyricists In Rock Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:34 pm | |
| That song came out in 1990, buddy Oh, and its one of my favorites.
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| Subject: Re: Blender's 40 Worst Lyricists In Rock Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:35 pm | |
| Come on Paul McCartney shouldn't have made the list... ''I say Hello! You say Goodbye!'' No seriously he really shouldn't have made the list. |
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mc666 Master Sailboat
Number of posts : 9301 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: Blender's 40 Worst Lyricists In Rock Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:42 pm | |
| - DeathCult wrote:
- That song came out in 1990, buddy
Oh, and its one of my favorites. ok, then 90's era Cooper can be included as well. i just remember laughing more at that scene in Wayne's World, than any other part of that movie. _________________ | |
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DeathCult Master Of The Crotch Grab
Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50
| Subject: Re: Blender's 40 Worst Lyricists In Rock Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:45 pm | |
| Oh, the lyrics are definately ridiculous, that just happens to be one of the songs from his glammier stuff. The video for "House Of Fire" I always laugh at though. | |
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rattpoison Metal is in my blood
Number of posts : 2682 Age : 37
| Subject: Re: Blender's 40 Worst Lyricists In Rock Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:58 pm | |
| - mc666 wrote:
- 80's Alice Cooper is downright embarassing...
"Feed My Frankenstein"
Well, I ain't evil I'm just good lookin' Start a little fire and baby start cookin' I'm a hungry man But I don't want pizza I'll blow down your house And then I'm gonna eat ya Bring you to a simmer Right on time Run my greasy fingers Up your greasy spine
Feed my Frankenstein Meet my libido "He's a psycho" Feed my Frankenstein Hungry for love, and it's feeding time
You don't want to talk So baby shut up And let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup Velcro candy, sticky sweet Make my tattoos melt in the heat Well, I ain't no veggie Like my flesh on the bone Alive and lickin' on your ice cream cone
Feed my Frankenstein Meet my libido "He's a psycho" Feed my Frankenstein Hungry for love, and it's feeding time Baby whoa-whoa oh yeah Feed my Frankenstei-ei-ein Baby Chow Down Feed my Frankenstei-ei-ein That was actually written by Zodiac Mindwarp, his schtick with his band the Love Reaction was about writing incredibly over the top witty and funny sexual innuendo with a self-aware smirk and tongue firmly planted in cheek. Here's a bit more Zodiac from his song Backseat Education, it's a riot: You Wanna Know About Love. Lemme Teach Yeah Come To Church I'm The Preacher Jump In The Motor Let The Kisses Cascade I'm The Love Commando This Is A Raid If Love Is An Art, Baby I'm Surreal With You By My Side Can't Keep My Hands On The Wheel Unbuckle That Strap Jump In The Back Let's Steam Up The Windows Of My Cadillac.
Gimme Back Seat Education Working Up A Sweat On The Leatherette I Said Back Seat Education Little Girl You're The Teacher's Pet
I'm The Genius Of Love I Got An Honours Degree Baby You're In Luck I'm Gonna Teach You For Free I'll Show You Things You Don't Learn At School I'll Show You Baby How To Break The Rules Blow Torch Baby Give Me Hot Job Precision Apocalypse Lips Nuclear Kissing Oh Baby It Ain't Solitaire Horizontal Hold Get Your Legs In The Air | |
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Troublezone Road Warrior
Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48
| Subject: Re: Blender's 40 Worst Lyricists In Rock Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:51 am | |
| No Annihilator?? Jeff Waters writes some of the dumbest lyrics, even though i like his music.
Excess perversion, and we'll never let it end You and I are making a private legend We've got the hunger, got the thirst You want it slow, our bodies glow, nails rake my back
Tongue licks sweet parade Animal lust and it burns like a buzzsaw blade Dripping wet, we laugh at this charade Screams of love in the air tonight and it burns like a buzzsaw blade
Gratification, do you want some more On the bed, entangled on the floor Feel my eyes burn, we writhe until the dawn Tease and please, humility is gone
Tongue licks sweet parade Animal lust and it burns like a buzzsaw blade Dripping wet, we laugh at this charade Screams of love in the air tonight and it burns like a buzzsaw blade
Come on What are you waiting for...
Excess perversion, and we'll never let it end You and I are making a private legend Feel my eyes burn, feel everything On my knees, but I reign as your king
Tongue licks sweet parade Animal lust and it burns like a buzzsaw blade Dripping wet, we laugh at this charade Screams of love in the air tonight and it burns like a buzzsaw blade | |
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Troublezone Road Warrior
Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48
| Subject: Re: Blender's 40 Worst Lyricists In Rock Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:54 am | |
| - ultmetal wrote:
- Fat Freddy wrote:
- I love KISS as much as the next guy but Paul Stanley's inclusion on this list is probably justified. Let's face it, their lyrics ain't exactly Shakespeare.
Yes, but how can you include Paul and not include Gene or Ace. I mean Gene wrote such deep songs as "Plaster Caster". And "Great Expectations". | |
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the sentinel Metal is Forever
Number of posts : 9428 Age : 50
| Subject: Re: Blender's 40 Worst Lyricists In Rock Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:40 pm | |
| - AceFrehley655 wrote:
- the sentinel wrote:
- How is Kevin Federline not #1?
I am a bit confused as to the Queensryche inclusion. I have never thought of them to be lacking lyrically at all. In fact, their lyrics and the way Tate sings them is, imho, the strongest point of the band. How about including the Cherry Pie guy, Janie Lane. That song must have took all of a minute and a half to write.
In an intervew he said that the guy that was in responsable of the album called him the night before they started recording the album that there was a song missing and he wrote Cherry Pie. The album became Cherry Pie and during this interview he don't stop sayin that he could shot himself for writing this song. I know. I saw "Heavy: The Story of Metal " on VH1 last summer too. But I still blame him for not standing up to the record execs. I mean, c'mon, they put a picture of a guy who is supposed to be a rec exec on the cover of the first album and call it Dirty, Rotten, Filthy, Stinkin' Rich and then have the chance to stick it to them and JL can't get his balls out of his pocket. That's why I blame him. Like Testament said, Practice What You Preach. Also, I don't think he had any problem with the song when he was cashing checks and dating the blonde in the video and driving around in a Ferrari that that album paid for. Just my opinion. Peace. | |
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Required Fields Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 28649 Age : 39
| Subject: Re: Blender's 40 Worst Lyricists In Rock Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:49 pm | |
| - Eyesore wrote:
- I didn't realize Queensryche was a person. Guess "That guy from Queensryche" would have shown their disingenuous "journalism" a bit more clearly.
I was thinking the same thing. | |
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Chairman_Smith Heart of Metal
Number of posts : 1636 Age : 37
| Subject: Re: Blender's 40 Worst Lyricists In Rock Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:55 pm | |
| Neil Peart? What the hell are they smoking? | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Blender's 40 Worst Lyricists In Rock Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:55 am | |
| How in the hell is Scott Stapp somehow better than Neal Peart?? |
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manny mini boss
Number of posts : 21101 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Blender's 40 Worst Lyricists In Rock Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:16 am | |
| Blender sucks, their writing sucks, and the so called " " artistist' they cover do not even write their own lyrics, even if some of these artist aren't excatly Dylan Thomas, these artists at least created something of lasting value, Blender doesn't even make good toliet paper. | |
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manny mini boss
Number of posts : 21101 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Blender's 40 Worst Lyricists In Rock Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:21 am | |
| - DeathCult wrote:
- Oh, the lyrics are definately ridiculous, that just happens to be one of the songs from his glammier stuff. The video for "House Of Fire" I always laugh at though.
I think the lyrics to "Trash" were meant to be ridiculous, and Alice certainly succeded | |
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