CA allows g4y marriage

Let's all take a moment to pray for the welfare of all minature stallions of the world.

Yeah, no kidding...

I couldn't get it to play. What's it about?

tohostudios wrote:

spectrefate wrote:

I watched that whole thing.

I am seriously scarred for life.

Oh

My

Goodness

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ditto! And I only watched about half of it.

What's equally worrisome is how did Eyesore know such a video existed?

The boxing forum I post at is pretty ruthless. Remember a few years back there were some news bits about a guy in Seattle, or somewhere, that was killed while tresspassing on someone's farm to have sex with a horse? It was one of those, "Hell yeah! That's what you get, sucka!" moments. Well, someone was there filming it. And yeah, well, the post labeled "The Greatest Video Ever!" turned out to be that video.

Horrifying! But you can't stop watching. At first the scene comes into focus and you're like, "What's this?" You see a horse. Then the light shifts and you see a man's bare ass. Then one side of your brain is like, "Alert! Condition Red, man! CONDITION RED!! Turn it off!" Then the other side of your brain is like, "No f*ckin way is this going to happen!" Haha.

It happened. The guy was having a good time for about two seconds. That's when the horse lunged forward and went balls deep. Tough way to go out. Impaled on a horse weiner. There was a funny part, though, believe it or not. When the horse lunged forward with his mighty pork sword, the guy on the receiving end was clearly in some pain. The guy with the camera nonchalantly goes, "Too much?" Haha. So yeah, that video I just posted is nothing compared to some of the crap I've seen courtesy of that boxing forum.

Have we hijacked this thread yet?

scottmitchell74 wrote:

I couldn't get it to play. What's it about?

Horses, love, and when the 2 mix.

Eyesore wrote:

Impaled on a horse weiner.

That should be the title of the next Cannibal Corpse album.

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scottmitchell74 wrote:

I couldn't get it to play. What's it about?

Horses, eyesore, and when the 2 mix.

If you think THAT video was disturbing, wait'll you see the sequel:

"2 Girls, 1 Horse"

Fat Freddy wrote:

If you think THAT video was disturbing, wait'll you see the sequel:

"2 Girls, 1 Horse"

No thanks. Just hearing those 'tards talk about horseplay (see I made a funny!) is enough to make me barf.

Today I'm actually glad I can't see the videos at work.

spectrefate wrote:

scottmitchell74 wrote:

I couldn't get it to play. What's it about?

Horses, love, and when the 2 mix.

You forgot the cow.

I was able to watch it. Oh, wow. That's just amazing. What's wrong with humans? You know, the Old Testament has a number of instructions from God for people to avoid, among other things, relations with animals. There is truly nothing new under the Sun.


The sad/strange thing is that I've heard a 2nd hand story of a retired FF who was casually telling the other fellas at work one day about him and his buds messing around as kids with a pony and, one thing led to another and "we f*%$# it to it's knees!!" I almost fainted with a combination of horror and laughing at that one. The guy said it like it was a normal part of life!

scottmitchell74 wrote:

I was able to watch it. Oh, wow. That's just amazing. What's wrong with humans? You know, the Old Testament has a number of instructions from God for people to avoid, among other things, relations with animals. There is truly nothing new under the Sun.


The sad/strange thing is that I've heard a 2nd hand story of a retired FF who was casually telling the other fellas at work one day about him and his buds messing around as kids with a pony and, one thing led to another and "we f*%$# it to it's knees!!" I almost fainted with a combination of horror and laughing at that one. The guy said it like it was a normal part of life!

Was he first or second? It doesn't change much, but anything other than first is just inexcusable.

FIRST POST! LOLZ!!

I'm glad I had the common sence not to watch that video. From the descriptions posted, I consider it one of the best decisions I've ever made in my life.

scottmitchell74 wrote:

I was able to watch it. Oh, wow. That's just amazing. What's wrong with humans? You know, the Old Testament has a number of instructions from God for people to avoid, among other things, relations with animals. There is truly nothing new under the Sun.


The sad/strange thing is that I've heard a 2nd hand story of a retired FF who was casually telling the other fellas at work one day about him and his buds messing around as kids with a pony and, one thing led to another and "we f*%$# it to it's knees!!" I almost fainted with a combination of horror and laughing at that one. The guy said it like it was a normal part of life!

FF as in Fat Freddy?????

Olafsto wrote:

FF as in Fat Freddy?????

It wasn't me, man. I swear!!

I greatly prefer midget amputee porn over animal porn.

Fat Freddy wrote:

Olafsto wrote:

FF as in Fat Freddy?????

It wasn't me, man. I swear!!

I gratly prefer midget amputee porn over animal porn.

What a relief..
Midget amputee porn is high on my list too..

Olafsto wrote:

What a relief..
Midget amputee porn is high on my list too..

Well, of course! We're not perverts or anything.

Welp, California performed its first merry marriages starting yesterday... has the world ended yet??

Nah, didn't think so.

mc666 wrote:

he probably filmed it himself

Well he definately had a interest to look it up.

Wow...That was scary...

Fat Freddy wrote:

Welp, California performed its first merry marriages starting yesterday... has the world ended yet??

Nah, didn't think so.

Yeah, maybe I'm too liberal when it comes to this issue but this one just doesn't bother me. Who am I to judge what two consenting adult do? Why should I care if merry folk want to get married?

And don't tell me "it's sin" because people commit sinful acts all the time and there's no legislation about those.

The video is sick - it's like a train wreck - you start watching and have to finish. Those are some sick people